SFORZATOQUEST 2012: Can You Really See Alaska from Vladivostok?

* * * READ THREAD 1 HERE BEFORE CONTINUING * * *




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ROLL FILM TWO​

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You wake up.

Except you are not SFORZATO.



Your name is FIREKEYBLADE, and you were just ordered into the MAIN CHAMBER by your boss, the GUARDIAN SOUL, along with his guest, that SFORZATO he has been rambling on about for a long time now.

He also wished for you to bring the PIZZA.

Oh my god, that horrendous PIZZA.



Potato and Anchovy! Seriously! What right minds would even think about eating POTATO AND ANCHOVY?

CAT and BRITISH, of course. Shame they are off somewhere and probably will not be back until later.



Anyhow, you are QUITE CERTAIN you must LEAVE THIS ROOM with your POTATO AND ANCHOVY. Seriously, POTATO AND ANCHOVY. In the FRIDGE, right? You HOPE SO.

Next to the FRIDGE is a TABLE with a MYSTERIOUS HAT.

>_

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Welcome to the SECOND SFORZATOQUEST THREAD! Hosted by your artist and writer, What?

MECHANIC UNLOCKED:
Sprite Mode - For whenever a room is needed to be shown and/or the artist is rather lazy in using a dynamic perspective to introduce it.

ART SHIFT -> SFORZATOQUEST, Tablet Style! (Except I am still getting quite used to this and my art is still absolutely horrendous.)

FAN ARTISTRIES

SkyCat is a genius.

 

I'm still amazed at my hair. XD If I did my hair like that one day, everyone who knows me would freak.

 

> Quickly retrieve Pizza from fridge

 

>Microwave pizza to 2 minutes.

 

>Stuff pizza in pants.

 

>Retrieve POTATO AND ANCHOVY promptly from FRIDGE.​

 

>Overthink the situation

 

> Pick off all anchovies.

 

>Wonder why your hair turns you into a cyclops.

 

> Wear MYSTERIOUS HAT.

 

>Retrieve the pizza
>Complete the objective

 

>Call CAT and BRITISHISM and tell them off about ordering such nasty pizza.

 

Alright, time to go retrieve that nasty gosh-darned POTATO AND ANCHOVY.

Seriously. What the golly gee willikers kind of pizza is that.



You open the FRIDGE door.



Not much here, huh? You may have to get some more food soon, probably.
You spy the POTATO AND ANCHOVY PIZZA, along with a HALF-FULL BOTTLE of MATRYOSHKA CORP. GENERIC SOFT DRINK.



Ugh. Both of those things taste like old socks. Only CAT, BRITISH, and the GUARDIAN SOUL would have actually developed a taste for those things. Even then, you're not even sure if the GUARDIAN SOUL is FEIGNING HIS ENJOYMENT OF THE STUFF OR NOT. When you moved to VLADIVOSTOK a year ago - or more appropriately, when you were FORCIBLY SHIPPED HERE - you never expected the food to be this horrendous.



You OBTAIN the POTATO AND ANCHOVY PIZZA!

HTML:

> ITEM GET: POTATO AND ANCHOVY PIZZA [STATUS: FRZ]

[ You put the POTATO AND ANCHOVY PIZZA in your RIGHT HAND ]
[ <RIGHT HAND Inventory> Slots: 1/1 <FULL> ]

Uh, did you hear a NOISE OF SOME SORT?

You TURN AROUND.

BOSS BATTLE

Rogue Refrigerator

Click HERE for the BATTLE THEME!
"Midsummer Mambo" (Bell Orchestre - The Gaze)

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Firekeyblade

Rogue Refrigerator​

[ooooooooo] 36/36 HP

[oooooooooooooooooooo] 80/80 HP
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HTML:

COMMAND

> FIGHT
> ITEM
> SPECIAL
> ESCAPE

 

> ESCAPE

I mean c'mon guys, it's got twice as much HP as we do.

EDIT: WHAT, YOU TROLL. OKAY. I CHOOSE FIGHT.

 

>Escape

We need to get the pizza to GS.

 

HTML:

> ESCAPE

x ESCAPE

You cannot ESCAPE from a BOSS BATTLE! The ROGUE REFRIGERATOR's AUTOMATON ARMS prevent ESCAPE!

 

>Wield mighty pizza.

 

>Fight

This will go well...

 

>Share some of the pizza with the robot