Sephiroth vs. Chuck Norris

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  1. lexamus Twilight Town Denizen

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    Sephiroth vs. Chuck Norris

    One VS One.

    Man VS Man

    One-winged Angel (Almost God-like) VS err...CHUCK NORRIS

    WHO WILL WIN THIS APOCALYPTIC BATTLE?

    (srry Sephiroth but I'm betting for Chuck Norris)
     
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    Who else? :lolface:
     
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    This man would win.

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  11. lexamus Twilight Town Denizen

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    can I sig that?

    So with all these people in the ring...who would win? I mean...what would happen?

    Sephiroth would stab Bruce Lee in the back. and Chuck Norris would punch Jackie Chan in the face with his fist on his chin.
     
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    This battle happened once... Mr. Rogers won.
     
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    Dude, Chuck Norris' Penis would probably kick Sephy's white ass. Or sephy will probably chop it up like some kind of sausage and eat it. Then just die and lose anyway.
     
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    This is the ultimate show down;Of ultimate destiny.
    Good guys,bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see...
    And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be?
    This is the ultimate showdown...Of ultimate destiny.

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    you mean this song? :lolface:
     
  19. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    That is the song :lolface:
     
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    Lemon Demon FTW :lolface: