Scotland is being invaded

mmmmmmhmmmmm

 

Do not worry Kitty. >:l Scotland shall have back up.. in the form of ENGLAND

 

I'd rather have the Vikings thanks.

 

If your boss doesn't give you the day off tell them you know Kitty. >:3

It's not you that has to entertain them.

And i shall be ale to make, "A Englishman, Norwegian and Scotsman..." jokes. xD

 

Yes it is I suppose, I live nearer Edinburgh. We should just get the Fal'Cie to help us, I'm sure Nessie owes me a favour.

 

You'll become Nessie's slave for all eternity.

 

Oh no, I don't mean l'Cie type favours, I mean magicalness type. Besides, she never really lked Barty anyway.

 

silly kitty...


i just slayed Nessie in an Epic Norwegian Battle

oops. :/gasp:

 

chill and just be pals

 

Join them and swap accents

 

When you negotiate, say "Derpherp, herpa derp, hinga dinga durgen."

It's Viking for "I have something you want, and if you stop invading I'll give it to you."

 

;3;

I want to meet a Scot and a Viking. And I'd be more than happy to bring an Orange with me too to share.

 

Bagpipes might work.

 

Nessie can't be killed. You probably killed a log that you thought was Nessie in the water.

What an excellent idea!

She could just take it. :| She is a Viking - raiding and plundering is what she does.

That would certainly be interesting. xD

 

Then say this instead of Hinga dinga durgen: "Dar hur derg." That means "And we'll destroy it if you continue to pillage our fine town."

 

Your poor attempt at typing Norwegian brings shame to your country.