School Excuses

I don't have my homewark because it was destroyed in a freak accident including a hippo, a toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know the details.

 

"Well, what happened was, I met sasquatch on my way home yesterday and thought, hey, cool, I get to meet sasquatch. Well, turns out he's ot such a nice guy, so we ended up getting into a fight atfer I refuse to shave my head so he had some hair to replace the bald spot he'd been unfornate enough to grow on the top of his skull. So here we are, fighting in the street, and I'm doing everything in my powerful to keep my precious schoolbooks from being damaged beyond repair. So I'm fighting him, and this car comes and slams into us both and we go flying, then fall into a canister of oil. After crawling out, a passing driver throws a still-lit cigarette out the window and catches both me and sasquatch on fire. So after stopping, dropping and rolling, I ran home to get my homework done. When I opened by bag, all my books were half burnt and covered in oil. But that didn't stop me, oh no! I went down to my friend's house to see if he had his books with him, but turns out he got attacke dby sasquatch too and so he was in the hospital doing his homework, and since both of my parents are dead and I'm living alone, I couldn't drive there to get the books...

And that's why I don't have my homework today."


"But, Jimmy, I didn't assign any homework last night."


"Oh, well, just remember that excuse for tomorrow then."

 

Well I started to get naked and dance around and... well do you really want to know the rest?

I know... freaky.

 

I always blame it on my friend, Kathleen. :3

Teacher: Jillian, why don't you have your homework THIS time? >=|

Me: Whaaaa?! *turns to Kathleen* You told me we didn't have any homework, you whore! D< *back to teacher* I'm sorry, Mrs. Teacher, you'll have to excuse Kathleen for being a complete ****** and lying to me. I think she's just trying to make me look bad because she knows I'm smarter than her. =]

~ Teachers may not buy it but it makes for some real amusement from your friends. >D

 

Homework isn't important where I go to school but whne we get it off our sciece teacher(who is 60 but not retired who can speak german and play guitar)will always go mental and my excuse once was: my brace wire has came loose and has pierced my gum (really happened but no one used it as a good enough one )

 

"I dont have my homework, because I didn't do it." <.< >.> Teachers love honesty! ^_^

Priceless. :D

 

My new school does not accept excuses. They call the due date, "...last possible time to turn in date". If you don't turn in homework on time, thats one out of four strikes against you until your kicked out.

 

Cause I do what I want...and I don't want to do it...take that. And cause I am above homework.

 

Oh, Ma'am, it's so horrible! I was walking home from school the other day when I saw an elderly woman walking down the side of the road! (insert sniff here) She got hit, poor dear, and I had to use my math homework to wipe up her blood. I hope you don't mind.

Lol, I hate homework.

(Omg Mish, nice sig! I looooove smosh....)

 

I sit down at my desk, look at the tracher and say, "Come on, at this point you'd be more surpised if I did do it." Then I soemhow argue my way out of any punishment and get a few extra days on it, I rule.

 

Damn straight hellz to tha yah. *high five*

Oh wait, high fives are ghey...*recedes hand*

 

the peguins need something to read

 

Knucks homie.

Homework is for chumps, just take a test good, plus almost all of mine classes (woo a whole 4) don't collect homework.

 

*pounds it*

It's amusing how all the people who thought they could get through all of school getting D-C average on tests and doing all their homework last year are doing horrible in my grade. They act like they've never taken an actual final or something...

 

my teacher is like 666 years old(lolz)and she gives you detention if you dont have hw...so...One time i said i was absent that day and i wasn't...Not even one Q from her haha.

or...

I would say....

You forgot to hand it out...

or....

huh?are you sure?

or...

that was ELA hw we are are in SS now.

If you forget a book you get detention so I just got up and walked out of the room in front of her lol.And got it.

(These work)

Not just for old teachers who you are gonna prank on the last day of school(Just kidding).Or not just for this one who falls asleep while teaching...and talking and assemblys

 

My school doesn't tolerate excuses unless you were absent.

... unless you have a special way with words and now how to work a teacher...

I BS a lot to them. Shake my head yes and they're like puddy.

 

Once I said that I had been adopted by aliens. =D

 

1) Logical Enough

2) PM me :D

3) Hahah:D

4) Whoa!... Sounds interesting lol, jk.

5) Adopted!? Not Abducted!?

By the way. You don't have to post excuses that were actually used or even make sense. Try to post the most random excuses you can think of(like my example of my spidersense going off).

 

Quoted for Awesomeness.

 

In that case, I think:

*points*... "His mom ate it..."

is just as awesome, luulz.