School Excuses

Simply post as any excuses why you didn't do your homework, why it's important for you to leave the classroom, or any kind of excuse that you would use for anytihng school related. Even if it's the dumbest excuse ever, weither logical, or doesn't even make any sense at all. Just post them here!

Teacher. My Spidersense is tingling. May I be excused from the class room?

 

i dont have my homework cause.....my dog ate it.

 

I don't even give my teacher excuses for not doing homework. My teachers just kind of expect it from me. A lot of people in my school don't do homework because we get it on such rare occasion. Most of our grading scale is based on testing anyway. Normal testing - 38% Finals - %50 EC - 6% HW - %6. That's the only reason why I maintain an A average in school. Tests are my thing, I consider homework to be an inane thing that bad teachers give students to keep them occupied. Why should my intelligence be graded on something that doesn't even test it?

 

I absouletly agree with you on that one.

 

Yeah, I just pity my friends because in their schools homework accounts for like, 50%. I guess it's an up for being in a private school.

 

My school mainly just test/projects. Homework is a joke in my school.

 

I dont have my homework


(dramatic pause)



The reason for this is because I couldn't do it. I then asked father who got an A level in this subject (only works for maths) and he couldn't do it. I then asked on the internet and only 1 of 500 of the question got answered. It then got thrown into the pond my matthew. So um.... KI dont have my homework for an array of reasons which surely are worthy of being excused the pointless detention which just wastes both teachers and students time. And think about the poor person who has to sort out over 1000 detentions daily. Dont you think she deserves a break?




Usually works =D

 

I don't have my homework....because my cat tore it up...*Get's pwned by Roxas*

 

Man, you suck, Alice. Homework counts for most of my grade in math class, and I never do it.

My exuse is that it gets lost in my bookbag...

(Which is UTTERLY believable...you should see the inside of my backpack...-shivers-)​

 

1.im sorry mr. teacher, my parents cleaned out my backback and threw it away.
(only works every once a month)
2.my baby sister/brother ate it.
3.my cat/dog ate it
(oldest one in the book and yet that actually happens to me XD)

 

"What are you talking about, Mr./Mrs. Teacher, you didn't set any homework. Maybe you should take the day off. You're delirious. =]"

Works best with really old teachers.

 

My grandma ate it.

 

I used that in year 5 or 6, but my teacher called me a lier even thought it was true

when I was in year 7 I told my math teacher I had to go to bed at 8 after going somewhere right after school so I could do my homework, that was a lie since i went to be about 9.30 and I had only done about 1/4 of my homework on home *tired to do it in class but I was to slow*

 

"Homework... what homework? I don't think i was here when you gave it out."

or

"Sorry *whatever the teachers name is* i was in such a rush this morning that i put the wrong homework in my bag. Don't worry i get it for you for the next class"

That usually works for me.

 

Once the whole class used that on a teacher, he is only 25 but it fell for it. XD

I use "I left it at home, I'll bring it in tommorow" I used it all the time and it works. XD

But it is Sixth Form, so it's more relaxed, it's all exam/coursework based so homework means nothing to your final grade.

 

I forgot about it.

 

"Oh snap,that was Homework?Sorry,I thought it was newpaper....and my dog had the runs..."
or...
"Well Its a terrific Story of why I don't have my homework.Would you believe me if I told you that a heartless dog ate it?"
Or....
"I think my mom accidentally put it in my toast this morning.It was delicious though!"

 

LOL, that reminded me of the time that I said:

"Well, I was walking to school this morning, and some heartless attacked me. I had o have my friend shoot them with a shotgun, which tore a hole in the corner of my paper. Then, I ran into a guy in a black coat, and I got teleported into another world. The guy said that the piece of paper was very important, and he needed it. I was trying to resist, but he was so much older, and larger than me. So he got it, and punted me back into my world. And here I am...homeworkless."

This was like...a a few years ago...O-o She said I had an overactive imagination, and said not to worry, that I didn't need it to turn in.​

 

Here was my version.

"well,I was in my room when suddenly this Heartless Dog thing appears from nowhere!It started tearing my room apart!once it Tore up my Homework it left."

 

I barfed on it.