Scary Movie: kingdom hearts

GOOD DAY MICHEL AND MICHELLE.

tv goes blank

 

"Michelle!?''MJ exclaimed as he looked at the boy who was actually a girl and dropped her,MJ backed away disgusted

 

sora starts walking around, and sees a passed out girl and MJ running off. looks in the room with all the girls with wigs on.

"dude, i don't even wanna know."

 

OOC: MJ...is *shudder*

Axel had turned the key to his apartment, which was surprisingly clean considering he had it now to himself, and went in, Roxas following behind tiredly as he closed the door. While the kid plopped to the couch, he headed to pick up his little black book. "Now, let's see which girl to call...obviously we got to get one your age..."

"You're making me sound like I'm ten or something. Maybe I'll just go to your room, and sleep, and you can have as many girls as possible alone...to do...what you do," Roxas shrugged carelessly, grabbing the remote of the huge flat screen TV.

"I'm not a man wh*re, Roxas, so get your mind off the gutter. One will be enough..." Axel retorted, a bit bristled, turning the pages as he searched the names. "I got a few new scary movies, you know how girls get when the big bad killer and horror is on..."

 

MJ looked up at Sora and began moving over toward's him"..Are you lost little boy?''he asked

 

"FREEZE!!!"
sora casts ice.
"MJ IS HERE. I'M GETTING THE HEAK OUT OF HERE. WHAT KIND OF SICK GAME IS THIS SAW???"
sora runs.

 

MJ did the matrix and avoided the Blizzard attack,he erected back up and began chasing after Sora"Come back little boy!''he shouted

 

Oh...my.....f******* god.....XD....

BIC-......O.o.........

She steps in front of him.

Hey.......so........why don't you.....run along.....we're not lost....heh heh.....*glare*

 

"I GOTTA GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!!! MJ IS BEHIND ME. FIRE!!!"
burns down the walls and runs!!!

 

"Move you disgusting creature,I need that little boy!"MJ sjhouted as he pushed whatever the hell Fire's character's name is and ran after Sora,he jumped over most the the walls and was right behind him

 

........it's Angel people........

BIC- Oof......GET BACK HERE YOU F****** MAN WH*RE!

She chases after him.

OOC- Bye.

 

a random boy came walking

boy: what am i doing here???
sora sees him.
sora: hey kid, do you mind staying here, bye.

 

Micheal immediately forgot about Sora and ran over to the little boy"are you lost?''he asked

 

"thank goodness for that little boy."sora said.

 

Roxas ears perked up when he was hearing sudden screaming or noises out of the window, and his head glanced back confused, wondering what was that about. Questionably, he asked his friend, "Did you hear something?"

Axel had to look up from his little book when Roxas questioned him, and simply shrugged, but shook his head. "Nope, I was too busy with the ladies to choose. Why?"

He shook his head, going back to seeing the reruns of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, seeing Carlton doing his stupid nerd dance. "Nothing, must be my head or mind playing on tricks on me."

Axel scoffed. "That explains a few things."

Roxas glared at him.

 

Micheal picked up the little boy and walked off

 

sora runs up to his aprartment but it was much eaisier to go to axel and roxas's place. he busts opens the door.

"HELP, MJ IS AFTER ME. HE FOUND A LITTLE BOY BUT I NEED A PLACE TO HIDE!!!"

 

Roxas was on the sofa as he watched Will's and Carlton's interaction, Axel now joining him on the couch as he was dialing a number on his phone. He felt his friend smack him to shut him up, but he couldn't help it as he saw Will's picking on his cousin. "Come on, Axel! Forget about a girl for awhile...this is hilarious!"

Axel rolled his eyes. "I saw all the episodes by now, you know that's my favorite sitcom." He placed the phone in his ear now that it was dialing, only to almost drop it as he jumped when the door swung open with a bang, and he felt Roxas beside him almost fall to the ground from the shock. He looked to the side for the door, seeing that it was Sora, who was shouting about MJ or whatever. Axel just stared at him. "Sora?! What the hell? What are you talking about?!!"

 

"mj Want To Do Stuff, I Saw What He Did To Abunch Of Little Boys. There Were Abunch Of Passed Out Kids In A Room That He Exited. Where Are My Pics Of Kairi, I Know You Have Them."

 

"Sora, calm down, you're spitting them out," Axel told him as he went to close the door, studying it to see if there any damage. Finding none, he closed it, and turned to look at the brown spiky haired dweeb inside his home. When he heard the accusation, he pointed at Roxas quickly. "I don't have the pictures! He does! He's obsessed with Naminé! And since Kairi looks like her-"

"I DO NOT!" Roxas protested angrily, getting over the surprise, and narrowing his eyes at Axel. "And why would I have them in your apartment?!"

Axel pursed his lips. "You left them there!"

"Oh...really?" Roxas questioned confused, only to shake his head and get back to angry after he had slipped. "I DID NOT!!"