Scary Movie: kingdom hearts

killer snickers
"what's your favorite scary movie???" killer asked her.

 

........

.........scary movie?........I don't have a favorite.....since I don't like them........

.....wait......do you mean THE Scary Movie?........or....?

 

snickers

"yea, well AAAHHH!!!"
he jumps from the bushes, trips and falls.
"hold on a second. now i'm good"

 

..........

........weirdo.........

 

"look, i'm just doing my job."
goes to attack angel.

 

WAH!

She ducked to avoid the attack then took off.

 

Axel walked down a suburban street, that was quiet at this time of night, with his best buddy Roxas. They just finished going to the arcade, and now heading home to rest for the while. "You know what we should do? Since we live in the same apartment building, we should rent some movies and invite some girls over, is open crib at mine."

Roxas sighed, giving Axel a wary look, the suggestion not exactly unexpected. "Isn't thinking of girls too much unhealthy? And I would have thought that kicking my a* in DDR would've fulfilled you," he adedd, with a bit of loser bitternes in his tone.

"No, you just need to live a little more," Axel replied honestly, looking ahead of him as he had his arms crossed behind his head.

 

"urrg" says the killer
*phone rings*
"hello, i know not to kill her, uh huh, yes i want the money, no i don't wanna play a game. k, bye. bye, bye. i love you too."

he knocks her out and sends her to the SAW bathroom.

 

Oh what?!......so fast?........not even a chase scene?........

.........d***.........I can't believe I'm going to get raped........someone help me!

 

"your not going to get raped."
the lights turn on and it's sora.

"your in game. some wierd serial killer brought us here. it's on this video tape."

plays tape
HELLO SORA AND ANGEL. WOULD YOU TOO LIKE TO PLAY A GAME. YOU TWO ARE NOW BREATHING A DEADLY GAS.THE KEY TO THE ANTIDOTE SOMEWHERE. I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT ANGEL, *SHOWS PIC OF KEY IN EYE* LET THE GAME BEGIN. BTW, YOU HAVE TILL 5:55PM TO DO IT.

"it's 5:52pm right now. wait i have a keyblade."
"SON OF A ----" says SAW "PLEASE COME BACK"
"shut up" says sora and hits tv "I AM INVICABLE"
*sora runs inot wall*

 

.............

..........what?..........

........if I had a key in my eye I'm sure i would feel it......and you didn't even give us a choice.......

 

"did you hear me, i have a keyblade. i can set us free."
he tries to unlock it, and it bouces back at him. then a tv apears.

"IF YOUR WATCHING THIS, SORA DESTROYED THE TV, AND ATTEMT TO UNLOCK IT WITH THE KEYBLADE. AS YOU SEE, IT BOUCED BACK. THE REASON IS THAT IF HE DID THIS, I COULD SAY 'LOL, IDIOT'"

 

............I don't get it......but........are you sure it's going to work, Sora?

 

"i guess so."

 

......okay......

She was starting to get really tired.

 

"aww to heak with it. try this key i found on the floor."

 

She tried it.

Please open.......

 

''Hey Sora what are you doing here?'' Riku asked.

 

OOC:3 and 4 sucked

so what's the goal of this rp?I'll join if theres a point

 

"riku. how long have you been here???"

it's just kingdom hearts mixed with scary movie.