Saximaphone Hotline

All my problems now have solutions. I am forever in your debt and one day I shall repay you Dr. Saxima.

 

'Fraid I can't do that, darlin'. I haven't even finished Dream Drop Distance, but I can explain to you the logic of the Keyblade. My Keyblade, and how it works — a full lesson, free!​

Of course, Nate-sensei!

. . . Is there anything else you need on your desk? Perhaps I could do a little ~ extra credit ~ fufufu.​

You and I can purge the world of furries together, with a rather large and powerful, very passionate thing known as a sex bomb. You'll find it 100x more powerful than any hydrogen or nuclear bomb out there. c;​

We can use a Phoenix Pickle Down to rise my pickle back up. fufufu, it's gonna be a long night, bby. ♥​

Spoiler: HERKA

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1. Perhaps you should quit walking. I have a few other ideas for those feet of yours. Fufufu.

2. You don't, but hopefully it was you, because MMPH, I would love to lay Sherklock. He is one fine babe. You might be able to join us, if it pleases him. ♥

3. I won't allow it. I'm am the outer most rim of the matryoshka. You're inside me forever. ♥ ♥

4. No, because she's actually my lover, and I prefer her over you, currently. Maybe if you became a girl as well, I might consider letting the change happen. c:

5. Sorry, that's my fault, I just can't get enough of your shock of your last life having been a dream. It gets me off, big time. ♥

6. . . . Teehee.

7. herka.​

Dr. Saxima, always here to help. ♥ ♥ ♥​

 

*glare*

And where would we get such a weapon?

 

It's 2 Am and I'm watching Korean Dramas and crying like a little b*tch. how do i go on with mai life if senpai doesn't notice herrr and dey don fall in wuv??? ;_;

 

D-Dr. Saxima! A client has arrived and w-wants my assistance keep her senpai from quitting the tennis club due to an injury! How can I help her?

 

tell me you love me .

 

Sexymama, I am in love with fictional characters, but they're ALL SO FIIIIIIIINE. What do I do? ;-;

 

sax, would you get a haircut if i got one with you?

 

You and I would make it, silly! Through a process you might call humans attempting reproduction. c;​

I guess you and I will just have to make do with what he have, and I'll be your senpai! Don't worry, Anixe-chan, Saxima-senpai will definitely notice you. ♥​

You can soothe her soul by helping out her senpai and distracting them from their injury, and maybe even change their mind — by making sweet love to them, of course! It's the only way. By the way, would you mind if popped in for a spell and helped you with that? ♥ ♥ ♥​

I'm afraid I can't do that, darling. I am adverse to long-term obligations, and would rather be entangled in sheets several nights in a row with you until it became either painful or boring. I think I like the former, and might actually not stop there.

♥​

As I see, there is only one solution to this situation; ask someone to dress up as your fictional character, and then have your way with them. Of course, you could always ask me. c;​

Benny, my hair is something that I will never cut, and if you forced me to cut it in any way, I might cut something of yours off. And it won't be your hair.

♥​

 

"Reproduction"? Are you saying these bombs have ceased production and we need to restart a factory dedicated to their creation? Where would we get the money?! D:

 

Sax, could you list off all the KHV members you want to have sex with? It'll help with my....thinking.

 

Sweetie, you're not making this easy for me.​

Of course!

• Jayn
• Nova ( Sforzato )
• Sumi
• Demi
• You
• Jad + Mish ( orgy pls )
• Haseo
• Kelly
• GS — actually, no I hate him forever. Okay, so maybe hatesex.
• Makaze ( naturally )
• Puramusii-kun
• SJ
• Actually, there are a lot of members, but these ones have come to mind.

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♥​

 

What am I doing?

 

O-oh! S-saxy-chan. I didn't know you'd b-be so willing.

I-if that's the case, would you be the Cas to my Dean? It doesn't have to be canon, but it'll be nice while it lasts. c:
put on the filthy trenchcoat >:3

 

what is love
what is glory

 

Saxima, I hear you've got all this hate for me. How do you think we can resolve this problem?

 

I think you know, darling. ​

Of course I would be! ♥

Oh, goody ~ I've always wanted to have sex with Dean, omg. Cat, you are a goddess. We can only make the trenchcoat more dirty. ♥ ♥ ♥​

Oh, Ash. If you weren't so cute, I might actually scratch out your eyeballs. // * dances away sensually, shaking cat tail *​

Well, if you must know, when I get angry, I get sexually frustrated easily, and then latch onto the thing closest to me, and . . . Suffice to say, it's a long, messy night.

You should come stand next to me. It'll be so much fun! ♥​

 

Yeah, I do. And I'm sorry for that. :C

Still want to purge the world of furries with me? :3