Santa

yes Santa the one person most ppl debate about yes I still believe in him some boy is doing a signature test but it seems the box he left for santa to sign in wasn't there well what do u think is santa real or not also don't judge me

 

Santa wants to rape you.

 

-______- *Trashcat is never amused* U do realize I don't care about that I asked if u still think Santa is real or not

 

Santa cant be around, I shot him a few years back because I caught him in my house.

 

*Again trashcat is never amused* SANTA IS STILL ALIVE I STILL BELIEVE IN HIM EVEN IF I AM IN 6TH GRADE

 

I believe he WAS real, but he died a long time ago.

 

Saint Nicholas was a real man who left candy in people's shoes by diving into the person's chimney. That's where they got stockings from. That's the truth.

 

Okayz I was losing confidence

 

Well where I come from we don't take too kindly to breaking and entering, so I shot the fat bastard a few years back. Freaking pedophile, I swear. Come on, parents. He's an gold man who wants to come into your house and give your kids toys and candy.

 

i USED to believe in him but i dont really think he's real anymore. I believe in mommy-claus XD​

 

If Santa was real he would be in jail, dead, or locked in some crazy lady's basement.

 

I believe in the virtues of goodwill, giving, and love. I believe that as long as there is Christmas, there will be some peace in this tattered world of ours. I believe that we can make this world into a beautiful place for our children if we get up and do something.

So yes, I believe in the wonderful, metaphorical symbol that we call Santa Claus.

 

Why dont you shut the hell up?

 

I believe him as the corporation of Christmases. So in a way, no, I can't. Why? Because, where's the proof?

 

PROOF:PARENTS DON'T LIKE TO SPEND SO MUCH MONEY ON PRESENTS THAT THERE KIDS MIGHT NOT EVEN USE even if my mom and dad bought mt a motor scooter

 

That doesn't count as proof.

 

I mean, where's the evidence he's real. Where's his sleigh bells? Where's his fat old jolly laugh? I'm sorry, but you're trying to tell me what is real, and what's not, want to tell me otherwise?

 

How in the hell does he get into apartments!

 

How does he get passed doors that are locked? It's obvious, he's a fake, a fraud, and absolute ruse, men, old and young, dress up like him and lie to kids, who cares! I just want that small proof he's real.

 

The gutters. Duh.