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*Roxas is standing there watching*
*Pulls a disgusted face*
Roxas: SAIX-PUPPY!!! I KNOW YOUR'E KILLING HIM BUT MAKE IT DECENT!!!!!
*Puts a bit of cloth over Axel's person*

 

Saix:Fine I'll kill him privetly
*Axel being dragged away and sobbing*
Axel:*sob* Owwww *sob*

 

*3 hours later at the Organisation meeting*
Xemnas: Xigbar?
Xigbar: Here.
Xemnas: Xaldin?
Xaldin: Here.
Xemnas: Vexen?
Vexen: Here supiriour.
Xemnas: Lexaeus?
Lexaeus: Yo.
Xemnas: Zexion?
Zexion:.........yes.
Xemnas: Saix?
Saix: Woof!!!......um.....I mean here.
Xemnas: Saix. Why do you have a lump of cloth stuck in your teeth?
Saix: *takes it out* No reason.
Xemnas: Okay.....Axel?
...
Xemnas: Wheres Axel?
*Axel drags himself to his chair from the other room*
Axel:.......here *coughs out some cloth*
Xemnas: AXEL! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
Axel: Saix-puppy........ happened.........never try to kill............ Demyx. *faints on the table*
Xemnas: Okay.
Roxas: I'll get him outta here. *Drags Axel away to his room*

 

*Axel has a dirty look on his face I'm sure the rest of u can figure out what's going to happen*

 

5 minutes later:

Xemnas: .....and so we should add more heartless to the worlds hoping that-
*Scream*
Xemnas: What the-
*Roxas runs into the room and latches himself onto Xigbar in fear*
Xigbar: Roxas, dude. Whats wrong?
Roxas: *whimpers*
Xemnas: He's a hard cookie. Something really scary must of happened.
Rest of Org: *murmers in agreement*
*Axel walks in*
Axel: Hey Roxas, whats up? You suddenly ran away screaming.
*Everyone looks at Roxas*
*Roxas squeezes Xigbar even tighter*
Roxas: *whimpers and starts sobbing*
Xigbar: *Takes Roxas off of him* Stop with the croc-tears dude; tell us what happened.
*Roxas - Xigbar teleknisis happens. Xigbar gives crying Roxas to Xemnas; who Roxas immediatly latches onto*
Xigbar: *REALLY angry* YOU SON OF A B*TCH!!! HOW CAN YOU DO THAT TO HIM!?!? PERVING ON HIM IS REALLY UN-COOL MAN!!!
Axel: *gulp*
Xigbar: Saix-puppy! GET HIM!!!! *Saix-puppy chases after Axel*
Axel: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *Runs away*
*Xigbar takes Roxas from Xemnas and returns to his seat with Roxas on his lap*
Roxas: Thanks......*sniff*......
Xigbar: Carry on.
*Everyone has WTFOMGBBQ faces on*
Xemnas: Okay. All in favour of turning Axel into a dusk for Roxas's protection?
Everyone: Yes!!!

 

saix: *comes back with a severed finger in his mouth*
Xemnas: whose is that?
saix:ummmmmm.... mine?
Xemnas: hmmmmmmm.... *suspicious look* okay!

 

*Roxas creeps up to Saix*
Roxas: Thanks!!!

 

anytime Rox!

 

*a little crown comes out of nowhere and lands on Roxas's head*
MY NAME IS NOT AS PUNY AS "ROX!!!!!" MY NAME IS ROXAS, RULER OF SKYES!!!! ANYONE WHO DEFYS ME SHALL BE DESTROYED BY THE HANDS OF OBLITERATION!!!!
RHIAN!!!! *a little version of a me pops out of nowhere and floats next to him*
Me: Yes Roxas, ruler of the skyes?
Roxas: TIME FOR WORLD DOMINATION!!!!
Rhian: YAY!!!!
*We run off*

 

Xigabr:Hey u gonna forget ur buds?! :( *Meaning Xigbar and Saix puppy*

 

we want to join to!

 

Yeh don't leave us here with every1 else it will be boring and Saix I'm sorry but you can't bring Mr Ducky

 

my ducky........ :(

 

I'm sorry!

 

it's okay! *pulls out stuffed bear* i can take my bear right?

 

No I'm afraid not

 

awwwwwwwwwww..... STUPID BEAR!!!!!! *throws bear down*

 

Luxord:MR YUM YUM!!!!......*every1 stares at him* uh I mean uhh *grabs the bear and runs out the room*

 

what's up with him?

 

*comes back all calm*
Hi guys!!! Um about that...... *rolls eyes* Its a little mental problem...... so if you say *cough Rox cough* or anything that sounds like that...... I go like that and rant on about world domination........