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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Cin, Nov 26, 2008.

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  1. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    Orange IS pregnant. So I'm breaking up with her because I'm an *******.

    Edit: Turns out she just got an abortion. We're back together now.

    Edit2: I just realized I hate Oranges. Sex will be awkward. We're breaking up now.

    Edit3: ...It was self defense.

    Last Edit: THANK GOD THE KNIFE MISSED HER SPINE.

    P.S. We're done forever now. Those hospital bills were enormous. I'm not dealing with that ****.
     
  2. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Until the next couple.
     
  3. Cin Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp Derp

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    I sense doubt in your heart.
     
  4. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Then you are more intune with the force than I percived.
     
  5. Radiusro Gummi Ship Junkie

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    cool story bro
     
  6. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    Holding true until it is found out that the insurance WILL cover it.
     
  7. Finale Wannabe Nobody

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    wow...that is...what people called awkward.
     
  8. Juicy Chaser

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    I give you both a week.
     
  9. Graxe King's Apprentice

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    I say at least three days.
     
  10. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Thank goodness. Imagine how hideous the wee kiddie would look.
     
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