Sabby! I'm calling you out!

Why?

Why would you break up with me? I really thought we had something special going on! Even though I used to abuse of you because you ALWAYS put pickles in my sammich (that clearly is your ****ing fault woman,you had it coming),would insult your friends and family and I don't have a job to support our family but I mean c'mon,I'm loveable,nice and very good at many things (you know where I'm going with this)and you know that.


I'm deeply hurt by this and since you wouldn't tell me why you broke up with me privately then I'm gonna force you to tell me in public.

I just don't understand.

 

You don't know what you did?!?! >\ What kind of stupid question is that?
Very good at many things... HAHA in bed. everytime we do it... I FAKE IT.

 

)= oh dear...not another fight..>.<

 

LISTEN TO ME FOR ONCE ! D: CAN'T YOU AT LEAST BE REASONABLE AND TELL ME EXACTLY WHY YOU BROKE UP WITH ME?

You fake it while I enjoy it? that is rude Sab..very rude!

I'm about to cry right now.

 

*gets popcorn and watches*

 

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW?!?! YOU STUPID *****. I KNOW YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THAT ASIAN HOOKER DOWN THE STREET!!! I'M THE ONE WHO PAYS THE BILL AND YOUR CREDIT CARD BILL, WHEN IT SAYS THAT YOU SPENT 5000 DOLLARS AT THIS PLACE CALLED 'SEXY FUN TIME' THEN YOU BRING HOME THAT *****ES' UNDERWEAR!!

Yes, that's right, I faked it.... >\

 

*sits next to ROFL_Chief and eats popcorn*​

 

)= this has to be fake

 

I love high school comedies dramas.

*get's popcorn from ROFL_Chief*
munch much.

moho

 

No more TootsieMuffins? T__T

 

SAB1 I KEEP TELLING YOU THAT WAS NOT A HOOKER! THAT WAS MY SISTER WHO HAPPENED TO BE AT THAT STREET WEARING THAT ****TY OUTFIT!SO WE STOPPED AT SEXY FUN TIME TO BUY HER SOME UNDERWEAR BECAUSE HER OLD UNDWEAR ENDS UP MISSING FOR SOME WEIRD REASON..BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT! AND SHE FORGOT THE UNDERWEAR IN MY CAR AND I MADE SURE NOT TO LOSE THEM BY KEEPING THEM SAFE IN THE BATHROOM!

Don't do this Sab,I bet you dumped for another man.

@Kitty: MAKE HER BELIEVE IN MY STORY AND THERE WILL STILL BE A TOOTSIEMUFFIN.

 

It has to. If it was serious, they would've done it over PM. They just want the atteniton.

 

I only loved you and only you. and you do this to me. That was not your sister because I know you are an ONLY CHILD! Why are you making this even worse?

 

Your relationship is failing because of the lack of penis.

 

*munches on nacos* anybody want some?

 

I would. Have i ever said how much i love the internet?

 

*Grabs nachos from Rayku*

 

this is getting good
*noms popcorn*

 

*passes them some* i also have teh candy..

 

They're mine, Not'chos!