Ruin the love life of the User above you.

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  1. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Proof or it didn't happen.

    Actually, I thought Makaze was incapable of live. Or, at least, only capable of some odd perverted form of love.
     
  2. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    He delivers!

    I take it back.

    Also, I will keep sending you strange messages to give other people the wrong idea. You have a girlfriend, right? Or I think you did. I am sure she would be interested in such things...
     
  4. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    I am now a rival for LilBueno's affections, willing or not. Become jealous.
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I am not jealous. He can have you.

    I will be on my merry way...
     
  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Wherever this thread is headed, it needs to stop right now.
     
  7. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Actually I was just trying to ruin the love life of the post above me. It failed since Makaze gave up straight away.
    But the thread is still derailing pretty bad.
     
  8. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If you are a:
    Girl: Your boyfriend is now going out with me and/or my gay friend
    Boy: Your girlfriend is now going out with my brother and/or my lesbian friend.

    That ruins the love life of everyone here. Kthxbai.
     
  9. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Except homosexuals. You didn't think of that.
     
  10. Jin うごかないで

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    What's a love life?
     
  11. The Graceful Assassin It's Just Like Christmas Morning

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  12. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I dunno. I hear you can get them in Real Life. Dunno how though.
     
  13. Kayate King's Apprentice

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    No monthly fees? I should try it!

    EDIT: I tried it. Graphics suck.
    AI sucks. They don't even fight back in the "Fully PvP" game.
     
  14. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If you are:
    Gay: Your boyfriend just found out he's straight.
    Lesbian: Your girlfriend just found out she's straight.
    Bi: Your boy/girlfriend is just not that into you.
     
  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Solve them all, and in the most hurtful way possible. Simple to boot.

    There you are.
     
  16. SparksOfLogic Merlin's Housekeeper

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    What about asexual or a relationship that only involves you right hand?
     
  17. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    If you are:
    Asexual: Your partner wants more than you're willing to provide.
    Alone: That's just sad.
     
  18. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Your hands are sick of your constant overworking, and leave you for somebody else.
    You now no longer have hands.