Roxas24Sora

Silly John. I am a God. I can do anything.

 

oh boy look at da time.

I'm late... 4 somethin' *backs away*

 

*is behind you all of a sudden*
Where are you going?

 

I was gonna go to the... bathroom?

 

Grab her from the left side, I'll handle the right. We have to see if she's telling the truth.

 

Okay.
*grab*

 

but I have to go to the ladies room... O.o

 

You can piss later, ma'am.

*grabs her*

 

Okay, now on three we pull.

One.

Two.

Three.

*Pulls*

OH FUCK, SHE IS AN OREO! SAVE ME, GOD!

 

TT
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told ya.

 

OH GOD IT'S EVERYWHEREa

 

y didn't u believe me!?

 

*wipes white stuff off*

Either you're an Oreo, or you've been f*cked a lot.

 

Hmmmmm......

 

Hey fellas you know where I can find myself a sex slave. I think I'm going to die soon.

 

no your not...so back off and get off


noob >:P

 

Yes, this man defeats all other men in the field of sexual slavery.

 

The internet objects.

Is that enough?

 

No it's not enough the whole world can object, and I still won't care.

The truth was, I was only asking for a friend.

 

I've seen you here, like once.