Rock Paper Scissors~ explained.

That picture is made of so much win. :Awesome:

 

Which is WHY it has WIN! right there on the bottom left corner.

 

Old .

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

 

Unless the paper has an epic thing on it. Than it beats both scissors and rock

 

This is one of the many reasons why I choose to play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

 

Or Foot, Cockaroach, Nuclear Bomb... :Awesome:

 

Bang, that's true.
I always wondered what was up with paper,
"I AM PAPER, THE MASTER OF DESTINY"
paper, stop screwing with me.
I can brutally beat someone with a rock, but what am I going to do with paper!
"Hey! Give me yer money or I'll awkwardly shake this paper at you!"
fwip fwip
"Raaawr"

 

Scissors cuts paper.
Paper covers rock.
Rock crushes lizard.
Lizard poisons Spock.
Spock smashes scissors.
Scissors decapitates lizard.
Lizard eats paper.
Paper disproves Spock.
Spock vaporizes rock.
And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

 

ugh, too much work. I'm just pulling out my gun. that beats everything

 

And where is the fun in that?

 

Well, what if some guy came up to you and said "hey, let's play a game of rock paper scissors. You win, you live, you lose, you die." I'll pull my gun and beat him

 

He would call you a cheater and kill ya anyway.

 

not if the gun was real. Although, I'm personally more of a sword person, so I'll just slice and dice

 

Well. Then you would live with the fact you were a cheater.


Oh and also the fact you murdered some dude.

 

it's called self-defense. If someone is coming to you and saying they're going to kill you, I think it's justified. That, and I know I'm a cheater. I use an AR. Although, not too often.

 

Or bring out the nuclear bomb. THAT beats everything...(except the cockaroach)

 

I think I'd rather use something that doesn't involve killing an entire city