Riddles

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  1. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    Bananna?

    Decay?
     
  2. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    @ Chester- While that isn't the real answer, it fits. So yeah, you got that one. But that's not the first/real answer.

    I'll give out the real answer now, if you want.
     
  3. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    What is it then? A clock? Ageing?
     
  4. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    It's a byproduct of nature. It comes from an animal that goes "Moo".

    Tis the Milk.
     
  5. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    No.

    No.
     
  6. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    hhh, I was going to say a Hedgehog when you said Moo.
     
  7. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Hedehogs go "Meow!".

    You silly goose!

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    You throw away the outside,
    cook the inside,
    eat the outside,
    and throw away the inside.
    What is it?

    ^ Dat Turkey.
     
  8. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    Yay, and I think this one is a corn on the cob.
     
  9. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    I have a hundred legs but cannot stand, a long neck but no head; I eat the maid's life. What am I?
     
  10. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    he killed the wife and took her keys? he made sure no one was in the car so wouldn't that mean she was outside?
     
  11. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    The stranger was always there. It was never specified that his wife was in the car with him. His wife had been dead. The stranger was the woman in the car who drove in with him. He let her in the car beforehand, obviousily. Otherwise she would've never been in the car with him before they broke down.
     
  12. Arch Mana Knight

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    No. The "stranger" was a baby. The woman died in child birth.
     
  13. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Argh well, at least I got it right in my fail context. Thanks for the clear up, Mac. Nice riddle. I didn't get it in the correct way, though. :(
     
  14. Arch Mana Knight

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    Yeah...all riddles are either easy once you've heard them before or completely stupid. XD
     
  15. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Lol yeah. Riddles are fun, make you think.
     
  16. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    You are correct!

    A broom?
    If so, it should be woman, not maid. :p
     
  17. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Oh you evul little man. True. >>

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    I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?
     
  18. Arch Mana Knight

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    I'm going to say that's a shadow.
     
  19. Hell-Sing Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Good job! I would give you a cookie, but I'm about to get a hard riddle now.

    Marking mortal privation, when firmly in place. An enduring summation, inscribed in my face.
     
  20. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    my turn

    okay,its BIG.