Riddles

Are you serious? If there is a more complex answer to this, I am going to be thinking about it for a while...

Ah, you may have bested me. Red onions...

 

The answer may not be what you expect it to be. Scratch that, you won't have a damn clue what the answer is.

I looked at the riddle and thought 'Weird love connotations' and it reminded me of the poem Valentine by Carol Ann Duffy.
A good poem.

 

Agreed.

A drug?

 

Not really, no. Think more dastardly.

 

A High Middle Ages nobleman revoking the claim that he was the one who funded the creation of metal weapons for war.

 

Close, but no.

You are correct sir. Next riddle.

What hangs by a man's leg,
Stiff and straight?
And when the man lifts his robe above his knee,
He pokes that hanging thing into
The odd hole that it has often poked before.

The answer still isn't penis.

 

A dagger?

Here's my riddle.
Four people are standing on a sidewalk. A dumb blonde, a smart blonde, a unicorn, and a genie. A one-hundred dollar bill blows in on the wind and lands in front of them. Which one picks it up?

 

Nope.

The genie. The dumb blonde isn't smart enough to pick it up, smart blondes don't exist, and unicorns have no hands.

 

As much as i'd love that to be the answer. No.
I actually should reise my previous statement:

Sorry for the confusion. My fault.

The dumb blonde.

 

A key. .

 

You, What? are a man who knows the answer to that riddle among men who do not know the answer to that riddle.

 

So is that right or are you simply contemplating him? I was gonna answer yours soon.

 

Yes, it was right.

 

Might as well make a second riddle up whilst my first is still contemplated on. Yes it has a connection to drugs.
Anyway, numero deux:

I am that which warms your heart,
Comforts crops,
And makes you feel unburdened,
What am I?

 

Water?

I'm gonna need to think of one that I haven't posted on KHV already.

 

Think away, my friend, I find this thread fun.

Unfortunately, your answer is incorrect. But near the mark.

 

Is it rain?

 

Poison? That or a weapon of some kind.

Sunlight would be the obvious answer... Forgoing Saxima's answer of rain.

 

Nope. You're both wrong, but Pillows got half the answer.

 

You can spin, wheel and twist, but it can turn without moving. What is it?

^I will give out hints, if you guys can't get mine quick.