Review of twilight eclipse from a male.

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  1. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Too much kissing without enough nudity.
    Too much nudity which was not females.
    One fight scene being built up over 2 hours is not worth it.
    Vampires DO NOT ****ING SHINE IN THE SUNLIGHT AND ARE NOT MADE OF GLASS WHEN YOU HIT THEM.
    Wolves still look cool.
    P.S Edward has interesting hair, i wonder if mine would sit like that.
     
  2. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    that's what twilight gets for sucking at movies.
     
  3. Tootsie coquí

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    Go watch the next one, they have already said there will be a sex scene.
     
  4. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    kristen stewart is kinda cute but she's nothing special.
     
  5. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    This is the first review I've seen which didn't state that Taylor Lautner`s chest was fascinating.
     
  6. Noise For Love and Justice

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    Taylor Lautner= my boyfriend...

    liekohmigawd.


    ok so im not kidding... >D
     
  7. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    I'd like it better if they actually got my favorite character right.

    /seth fan
     
  8. Sabby Sleepy Panda Assassin

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    lol I lawled pretty much throughout the whole movie xD
    my best friend and I were joking around at this one scene where Jacob took Bella's hand and puts it on his heart and saying "do you feel that Bella? it's my heartbeat" I was like "Bring that hand lower!" LOLLLL Kellen Lutz is pretty sexy xD
     
  9. Always Dance Chaser

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    Review of every Twilight movie so far from a male:
    It was fuсking dumb and a waste of my time.

    Review of the first half of the first Twilight book that I was able to get through:
    If I could use a time-traveling Delorean for one thing in the whole world, it would be to stop myself from reading the first half of that fuсking shіtty ass book.
     
  10. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    Does Bella's face have a little more emotion in this film? So far, all I've seen is...

    Happy = Dx
    Sad = Dx
    Angry = Dx
    Trying to pull a sexy face = Dx
     
  11. Slycrg Destiny Islands Resident

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    I was dragged to the cinema by my sister 2 c it. Most awkward movie iv ever seen. Half the time kissing the other half was shirtless werewolves rofl my sister once muttered "he is so hot" when Jacob was on the screen lol :D
     
  12. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    That's because it was written by a male.
    Most males haven't seen this film.
    Because it's stupid.
     
  13. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    You never know.
     
  14. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    Oh but I do... XD
     
  15. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    twilight is full of disgusting things like the squealy girls watching it. aka the ones who like it.
     
  16. Crumpet In your shadow, I can shine!

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    You sure you ain't secretly a Twi-Hard?
     
  17. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    FFFFFFFFFF my covers been blown!
    To the Batcave!
    Play me off Batman!

    Oh wait... that's Bruce Wayne's study...
     
  18. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Look up "Twilight for guys" on youtube.