Return of Kira: Part Two-Betrayal

"Dude, you're skeletal." Theory laughed. "Seriously, I bet you can feel all your ribs."

 

He poked at his ribs. "...." He looked down.

ooc he's just a little full of himself (the I'm perfect comment) xD

 

"Looking glum again there Near."

 

"Glum sounds like plum. Plums are funny tasting."

 

"Kya, you're so cute when you're drunk." Theory giggled, hugging him for a moment before letting go.

 

"Hugging the duck lady." He said then hugged her. "You smell like ducks." He said before laughing and letting go

 

"I smell like ducks do I?" She asked with a highly amused expression. "I'm Crazy Duck Woman?"

 

"Yes. Yes you are. But you're mind Crazy Duck Woman. Kind of..."

 

"THat was good" kain said, stretching out as he opened the bathroom door.

 

"Yeah, mainly because you're the only person whose connected me to ducks." She giggled. "So, if I'm you're crazy duck lady whose everyone else?"

"Seriously... My back is never gonna be the same again..." Blondie muttered.

 

ooc xD Blondie likes her new booty call?


"Um..." He put his hand on his chin. "I dunno."

 

"Just start with one and work ya way through."

 

"One, two, duck, ten." He paused while thinking. "Duck, duck, goose."

 

"Oh emm gee..." Theory giggled. "Maybe you should go back to your room and sober up. You'll just make things worse for yourself."

 

"Well heck, it was still fun though, wouldn't you agree?" he asked her.

 

"I am sober!"

 

"Near, you're as sober as Blondie is a virgin." Theory giggled.

"Certianly a change of pace."

 

"What's a blondie?"

 

"Near, go back to your room or I'll drag you there." She facepalmed

 

"Perhaps we should have tried the pinwheel position" kain muttered

ooc: just like in austin powers!