Remember when the KH franchise was fun?

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  1. kaseykockroach Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I don't for the most part, but I miss whooping a$$ with Donald & Goofy. Birth by Sleep can go back to sleep, f*** whatever happened to Roxas and that stupid organization. Now Nomura's teasing us with even more pointlessness, with this KH3D garbage. Only Coded contributed anything to the future of the series, and even then, it was as exciting as watching molasses running up a hill in January. With crutches.
    And, you know what? I hate Sora. Why? Because I hate that we're supposed to care more about a whiny kid trying to find his friends than Donald & Goofy's quest to save their kingdom by finding the king. If Sora fails in his quest? He'll have to find a new hot chick to spank the monkey with. If Donald & Goofy fail? Their kingdom will crumble. But no, Donald & Goofy are supposed to be the "sidekicks", while we're supposed to care more about Sora's story. Donald's flanderization is particularly insulting, when in reality, he's a far more complex character than Sora could ever whine about being.
    And whatever happened to "meddling"? Sorry, shirtless-teenager-we-just-met-in-a-desert, you'll have to rescue the girl yourself like you did just fine in the movie, we have more important things to attend to (like singing with a stacked mermaid, or competing in battle tournaments).
    I think this sums up my current feelings on KH.
    ~Or we could not link to mature fanfics~
    I don't know, I'm bored. Carry on with your lives, folks, nuttin to see here.
    -Sighs- I want a Donald action-RPG or somethin....But, we can't have that. That'd actually be fun. Can't we just go back to the simple, instead of making a Lost out of KH?
     
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  3. kaseykockroach Hollow Bastion Committee

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    That fanfic is considered MATURE?
    Huh. Soo, what's considered immature in the category of KH fanfics?
     
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    I do believe that is an argument and a half...
     
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    lol @ bashing kingdom hearts on a kindgom hearts based website.
     
  6. Misty gimme kiss

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    How can you find the KH franchise fun but hate Sora? lol
     
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  8. C This silence is mine

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    The franchise is still fun, it's just that a lot of the newer games aren't as good. Silly
     
  9. kaseykockroach Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I hate irony. I've been waiting for the day I could use that either here or Toon Zone...
    I don't hate KH. Just a lot of things about it. A LOT. :D