Quotes

"Bring it around town!" -Spongebob, Spongebob Squarepants

 

Oh my god they killed Kenny- South Park

 

I'm doing the best i can!-Turanga Leela

Your best is an idiot!-Bender Bending Rodríguez

Who you calling fatso??-Chojii (from naruto)

Go to hell!-William "Billy" Butcherson (hocus pocus)

I've been there its quite nice thank you-Winifred Sanderson (hocus pocus)

Traped forever here in robot hell!!!! of course thats just for starters-Robot devil

 

Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we are all different!
Small lonely voice: I'm not!

.... from Monty Python's The Life of Brian.

 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!-Gandalf

 

You will always remeber this as the day you almost caught captin Jack Sparrow- Jack Sparrow

 

"Oh, this is a DISASTER!" -Estaban, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

 

Men are like parking spots-The good ones are taken and the free ones are handicap

Guys are like lava lamps-fun to look at but not very bright

Girls are like cell phone- we like to be held

Friendship is like peeing in your pants-makes you feel all warm

 

"Vanessa Loring: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno MacGuff: Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?" -Juno

 

Low powerd vampires? There are low powerd vampires- ME

 

"Are you calling me gay?"
"No, I just thought you could use some more seamen on your... on your poopdeck."

-Family Guy

 

And now for something completely diffrent- Monty Phython

 

"Sweet nibblets!" -Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

 

I Am not your brother- Major Paine

 

I've got a jar of dirt!!! I've got a jar of dirt!!! and guess what's in it-jack sparrow

 

“I was just thinking what a drag it’d be finishing off someone who is almost dead anyways.†–Renji the Death god from Bleach

“It is always much easier to break away then to embrace. It is harder to be together then to be alone.†– Renji the Death god from Bleach

"There is no winning or losing in battle. There is only won and lost, victory and defeat. Until then, there is only struggle." -Kai Ayume (My OC on the Ultimate Organization DV 2)

 

''congratulations, youre now an idiot in 2 languages.'' - Deigo- Ice Age 2

''*holds up clarinet* You Shut it! This is a weapon, and a silencer!''- My freind to an annoying guy

''theres many a mans mouth broke his nose''

oh god lol. i made that up after this freaky guy who used to go to our school looked at my freind and said ''nice ass'' and she turned round and punched him so hard it looked like his entire face got pushed back into his head and he fell backwards downstairs and i was peeing myself laughing and ramdomly made it up.

 

^_^ i was the one who punched the dude, and ive got that quote in my sig. ^_^

 

I can't take any more scares- kernal musterd (clue)

I know because I was there- Wadsworth (Clue)

We're good. Dig faster!- Al (sarah)

 

My fave quote is:''If you spoke of any more truth,i'd swear you were Jesus''.Someone from the forum said it,but i can't remember who! xD