quotes.

- Yours truly.



:) lol

 

"The only thing more powerful than ourself...is ourself."
-Anonymous...or at least...I don't remember.

 

"Santa Clause will eat your toes off if he sees them!" --- My mom (She was talking to my nephew and he wouldn't put his socks on, then somehow they got onto the subject of Santa Clause...)

 

"There is no smart and dumb. It is only a comparison of how much someone knows compared to somebody else."
- Yours truly.

 

"I'm a ******."
- George W. Bush

 

"Kuroudo is extremely sexy" - My fan Girls. XD

 

"The best wurst in town!"

-Homer Simpson​

 

Check my sig for mine....If your too ******ed to figure out who said that...it was me...

 

From the movie The Crow

Albrecht: Police! Don't move! I said, "Don't move!"
Eric Draven: I thought the police always said, "Freeze!"
Albrecht: Well, I am the police, and I say, "Don't move!" Snow White. You move, you're dead.
Eric Draven: And I say, "I'm dead," and I move.

 

liek omg best quote ever O_O


once i gots jumped by some carebears on the way here. they stole my moneys T-T-mE!1!1!1

 

"If you can solve anything in the world, how come there is still world hunger and war?"

- Yours truly

 

"I eat because I am sad... and I am sad because I eat... it's a vicious cycle...(long fart)"
- Fat *******

 

"If there was an opposite universe, that universe would be the same as ours."
- Yours truly
"To heal a broken heart is impossible. It must regenerate on its own."
- Yours truly

I tend to make a lot of proverbs on my free time, when I'm deep in thought, or when I draw.

 

That's never a bad thing...

 

6 words per post please! XD. Anyways...I think I have another one.
"Anyone who says they are forced to do something can be considered a coward or a liar. That person controls what he does...he only follows other people's directions because of fear."
- Yours truly

 

Crap. My bad!

"...You know why I talk to that guy? 'Cause when that day finally comes where he snaps, and he comes into work with a sawed-off shotgun, walking through the halls, *shooting and reloading noises* and he finally gets to my office, he's gonna be like, "*gasp* Thanks for the candy!" -Dane Cook ('Creepy Guy at Work')

 

'Never tick off a guy who's dangerous in short distances.'
- Mine

'Come on, wimp! Bring it!'
- Mine

'Life is short so let's all live it to it's fullest!'
- Mine

'I'm twice as dangerous as that guy!'
- Mine

 

"Peace is easy to achieve, just nuke the whole planet and start over" - Me (I was bored and it was in History

"The only thing I'm afraid of is going to jail for kicking your A** and putting you in a coma so deep when you wake up you'll finally have some b****" - Me again (kid was wising off to me and wouldn't shut up, said that and he ran off, it was a good day)

 

LOL. Love that last one, Shikamaru. I must try it out on some pratty kid.

 

"GO DIE IN A HOLE!!!!"~ my catchphrase

I did marry the 360, but I felt I was missing something in my life. We divorced...............xD =P
~ Tallian