Quick thinking

A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for all the major
Status figures in Rome, Italy. The wife was very excited about this
And wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she
Realized that she didn't have any snails for this dinner party, so
She asked her husband to run down to the beach with a bucket to
Gather some snails. Very grudgingly he agreed. He took the bucket,
Walked out the door, down the steps, and out to the beach.

As he was collecting the snails, he noticed a beautiful woman
Strolling alongside the water just a little further down the beach.
He kept thinking to himself "Wouldn't it be great if she would just
Come down and talk to me." He went back to gathering the snails.

All of a sudden he looked up, and the beautiful woman was standing
Right over him. They got to talking, and she invited him back to her
Place. They were at her apartment a ways down the beach, and they
Started messing around. It got so hot and heavy, that he was exhausted
Afterwards and passed out there.

At seven o'clock the next morning he woke up and exclaimed, "Oh no!!!
My wife's dinner party!!!" He gathered all his clothes, put them on
Real fast, grabbed his bucket, and ran out the door. He ran down the
Beach all the way to his apartment.

He ran up the stairs of his apartment. He was in such a hurry that
When he got to the top of the stairs, he dropped the bucket of snails.
There were snails all down the stairs. The door opened just then,
With a very angry wife standing in the doorway wondering where he's
Been all this time.

He looked at the snails all down the steps, then he looked at her,
Then back at the snails and said: "Come on guys, we're almost there!"

 

I lol'd at that story, if that is true, that guy thinks on his feet faster than I do!