Question Time with Obsessed

Why don't you look up random foreign political comedians on Google? >:3

 

I dont want to >:3

dun hurt me 0:3

 

Support our troops?

 

.......Sure.

 

HaseoXA sheep?<gasp>

 

There are four ducks. Each duck is a different color. One is not a duck, two are painted blue, three were raped, and four are swans. They are all located at the fountain. What color is the first duck?

 

I prefer HaseoXA Goat... B|

ITS INVISIBLE

 

You don't like me shagging your sheep?o:

 

iPod? Why not?

 

My sheep *protective* B|

 

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

 

What is the temperature in Guatemala right now?

 

....wtf? D:

-347 degrees celsius!

Mines purple :'D

 

Pick one.

 

What is with your picture from "The Notebook"?

 

What'chu want monkey.

 

Green cake.

Its...pretty D:

and the film is the sex :'D

 

My boyfriend says he will leave me,
should I A: get down on your knees?
should I B: tell him where to go?
or should I C: kiss him until it shows?

Your boyfriends got no fashion sense,
Should you A: Try not to take offense?
Should you B: Tell him to go to Next?
Or should you C: Kiss him and forget?

My girlfriends getting sick of me,
Should I A: change your personality?
Should I B: put her love to the test?
Should I C: kiss her until she is obsessed?

Your girlfriend fancies your best friend
Should you A: stick around with them?
Should you B: tell them that’s just fine?
Should you C: kiss her until she’s mine?
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..ABUSE :l

C.
A. o.o
B.
C :3

 

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