Publix in Peru

Skype chat with Makaze.



[10:32:13 PM] Makaze: "Oh, yeah, see, I was right. Publix is only down in the Florida area. Tons in florida. And one down here in Peru."

He's never seen a Publix in his life. He doesn't know where Peru is. Apparently he doesn't know where Puerto Rico is either. That's Makaze for you.

 

Does Makaze even know what's outside his own house neighborhood city?

 

'A great man once told me that if you're going to have an origin story, make it multiple choice.' - The Joker

I think tha applies to Makaze well enough.

 

I corrected myself mid-sentence. I deserve some credit.

I know someone who calls me Joker. I wonder what happened to him.

Don't look at me like that. It was an easy mistake to make. You see the P?

 

Oh wow, I haven't seen a Publix since I lived in South Carolina. Not that we went there often.

But, Peru is down in South America. How did you get that confused?

 

I didn't. It was a slip of the tongue, and I realized my error as soon as I said it. Didn't get me out of it...

 

So Lillith is to blame.

 

No, I did make the mistake...

 

I'm sure you left him with a smile on his face, and a bomb under his bed, Joker.

 

Oh, is that what happened? It slipped my mind.

 

You alcoholic...

 

Never had a drop of it. I think...

 

Why was I not informed that my state was now expanded to engulf most of the southeast region of the US...?

Makaze, I can't blame you for hoping that Florida will engulf the world, but please keep those hopes in check. Not everyone understands our logic

 

Florida occupies a corner, and so does Publix...