Pretend that KH-Vids was a house...

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tahno, Jan 27, 2011.

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  1. Jin うごかないで

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    we can do it like a mother , do it like a fool! ...
    anyways , sup? o-o
     
  2. XIII-roxas Destiny Islands Resident

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    Not much. How long have you slept?
    Oh and um...Bumpadactyl.
     
  3. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Hi guys, this is the first time I've looked at this thread. Prepare your balls.

    I'd be the womanizing loudmouth who gets blasted off of fruity alcoholic drinks and is actually really, really nice and friendly when you get to know him, especially to the introverts and weirdos.

    Speaking of fruity alcoholic drinks, let's have a round before we get this mess underway...

    You're going to be on fire a lot. Just F.Y.I.

    Case in point.

    Hey bby ;D Wanna be my one chick?

    WHOO THERE WE GO

    Pineapple Smirnoff, and make it snappy

    *blasts cheesy Europop as loud as bloody possible*

    Oooh hey baby~ Wanna move yo' body? ;D

    OH GOD WAIT NO IT'S A TARP YOU'LL KILL ME AGAIN GET AWAY

    Dear Christ no. So many characters. TOO MANY CHARACTERS. IT'D BE LIKE THE BLEACH OF SITCOMS.

    Oh yeah? Hmm, let's see how that turns out...

    *buys you a round* There ya go, dawg.

    I'll do some things with you all right <3

    No no dear, this is how you make love with words. It's a very subtle, elegant dance.

    AH QUIT BEIN' SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD COME GET DRUNK WITH ME

    You would scare the shit out of me

    ...Wow. What? just defeated this entire thread. All the quotes after this feel meaningless now.

    I'd wave

    IT'S MEDICINAL.

    Because it's What?, derr. He could literally just say "chicken" and have us all on the floor.

    OKAY WILL ONE OF YOU COOKING PEOPLE TEACH ME HOW TO COOK.

    Mm, Wolfie's mom has got it goin' on~ You better believe we had some fun times togethe--*and that was the first time I died*

    Oh god

    Oh god the BACON

    GUYS FOR CHRISSAKE THE BACON

    YOU STAY AWAY FROM IT I HATE CRISPY BACON

    You can stay in mine ;3

    ...HOLY SHIT THAT'S TRIX

    Handle anything else? ;D *and that was the second time I died*

    PFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh hell, Xaale you got me good

    Speaking of lovechildre--WAIT NO IT'S YOU AGAIN DAMN IT GET OUT OF HERE I'M TRYING TO WOMANIZE PREFERABLY WITH AS FEW DEATHS AS POSSIBLE

    ...

    Looks like it happened

    Who you trynna get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm LOCO

    Since nobody bothered to correct you, uh, Xaale's a chick.

    ...HOLY SHIT IT'S KROSHANKS.

    Oh god. Sexy senses tingling. C'mere and spring that reverse trap on me, sweetheart~

    I have been waiting for just the right opportunity to post what I feel is an accurate representation of the Spamzone on an average day

    At long last, that opportunity has come

    Thank you, Reptar

    I--

    What--

    You've been--

    ...Yes

    Yes, you're still the kitchen

    AND WHY AM I IN IT

    FUCK I NEED ANOTHER DRINK

    MORI LIKE SEASHELLS

    Why are you so awesome
     
  4. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    ...Tony DiNozzo? *pokes with pencil while sweeping away Tiva plot bunnies* o.o
     
  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I can see you dragging me into that later.
    Case and point.
    Aren't you dying every time that you try though? How does it work?
    Hahaha! I love that movie.
    Again? I remember her voice now, too. Or, I think it was hers. Why does this always happen to me? WHY?
    That was awesome. Thanks again for your contributions, my friend.
    What movie was that from again? Oh, never mind. It never mattered anyway.
    I don't know man, I didn't do it.
     
  6. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    Chuck Norris is too busy making repelling ends of magnets connect.
     
  7. XIII-roxas Destiny Islands Resident

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    BARTENDER! Get this man his drink, pronto! Oh, and get me the drink that has the most sugar, I'm powering down.

    Can we atleast get Duke Nukem in here?
     
  8. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    Sorry, he's too busy getting his game delayed. :P
     
  9. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    ...or not. You have seen the trailer, right?
     
  10. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

    YOU RUiNED MY JOKE. >:C
     
  11. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Sorry... On a similar note, how do you set your posts to always use a certain format, like you do with your blue text there?
     
  12. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    I don't~♪ :P
     
  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I am quite sure that you do, and so do others. How to? I will look it up for more...
     
  14. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    No, seriously. Every post, I manually type in, [ color = # xxxxxx ] [ / color ] .
     
  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    You people are too dedicate to this.
     
  16. Jin うごかないで

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    What do you mean?
     
  17. AwkwardFailure Traverse Town Homebody

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    That hyper kid that sits in the corner playing video games all day.
     
  18. Catch the Rain As the world falls down ♥

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    I am only just now seeing this beauty of a thread here, but I feel the need to say, I think I would be the one always bringing home animals that I kidnapped found wandering around all alone.

    That and I'd probably be the one doing the cleaning. To the point it annoys everyone else.

    o;
     
  19. Jin うごかないで

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    Lolwut? >.>
     
  20. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    She's answering the OP.
     
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