Pretend that KH-Vids was a house...

we can do it like a mother , do it like a fool! ...
anyways , sup? o-o

 

Not much. How long have you slept?
Oh and um...Bumpadactyl.

 

Hi guys, this is the first time I've looked at this thread. Prepare your balls.

I'd be the womanizing loudmouth who gets blasted off of fruity alcoholic drinks and is actually really, really nice and friendly when you get to know him, especially to the introverts and weirdos.

Speaking of fruity alcoholic drinks, let's have a round before we get this mess underway...

You're going to be on fire a lot. Just F.Y.I.

Case in point.

Hey bby ;D Wanna be my one chick?

WHOO THERE WE GO

Pineapple Smirnoff, and make it snappy

*blasts cheesy Europop as loud as bloody possible*

Oooh hey baby~ Wanna move yo' body? ;D

OH GOD WAIT NO IT'S A TARP YOU'LL KILL ME AGAIN GET AWAY

Dear Christ no. So many characters. TOO MANY CHARACTERS. IT'D BE LIKE THE BLEACH OF SITCOMS.

Oh yeah? Hmm, let's see how that turns out...

*buys you a round* There ya go, dawg.

I'll do some things with you all right <3

No no dear, this is how you make love with words. It's a very subtle, elegant dance.

AH QUIT BEIN' SUCH A STICK IN THE MUD COME GET DRUNK WITH ME

You would scare the shit out of me

...Wow. What? just defeated this entire thread. All the quotes after this feel meaningless now.

I'd wave

IT'S MEDICINAL.

Because it's What?, derr. He could literally just say "chicken" and have us all on the floor.

OKAY WILL ONE OF YOU COOKING PEOPLE TEACH ME HOW TO COOK.

Mm, Wolfie's mom has got it goin' on~ You better believe we had some fun times togethe--*and that was the first time I died*

Oh god

Oh god the BACON

GUYS FOR CHRISSAKE THE BACON

YOU STAY AWAY FROM IT I HATE CRISPY BACON

You can stay in mine ;3

...HOLY SHIT THAT'S TRIX

Handle anything else? ;D *and that was the second time I died*

PFFFFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh hell, Xaale you got me good

Speaking of lovechildre--WAIT NO IT'S YOU AGAIN DAMN IT GET OUT OF HERE I'M TRYING TO WOMANIZE PREFERABLY WITH AS FEW DEATHS AS POSSIBLE

...

Looks like it happened

Who you trynna get crazy with, ese? Don't you know I'm LOCO

Since nobody bothered to correct you, uh, Xaale's a chick.

...HOLY SHIT IT'S KROSHANKS.

Oh god. Sexy senses tingling. C'mere and spring that reverse trap on me, sweetheart~

I have been waiting for just the right opportunity to post what I feel is an accurate representation of the Spamzone on an average day

At long last, that opportunity has come

Thank you, Reptar

I--

What--

You've been--

...Yes

Yes, you're still the kitchen

AND WHY AM I IN IT

FUCK I NEED ANOTHER DRINK

MORI LIKE SEASHELLS

Why are you so awesome

 

I can see you dragging me into that later.

Case and point.

Aren't you dying every time that you try though? How does it work?

Hahaha! I love that movie.

Again? I remember her voice now, too. Or, I think it was hers. Why does this always happen to me? WHY?

That was awesome. Thanks again for your contributions, my friend.

What movie was that from again? Oh, never mind. It never mattered anyway.

I don't know man, I didn't do it.

 

Chuck Norris is too busy making repelling ends of magnets connect.

 

BARTENDER! Get this man his drink, pronto! Oh, and get me the drink that has the most sugar, I'm powering down.

Can we atleast get Duke Nukem in here?

 

...or not. You have seen the trailer, right?

 

Sorry... On a similar note, how do you set your posts to always use a certain format, like you do with your blue text there?

 

I am quite sure that you do, and so do others. How to? I will look it up for more...

 

You people are too dedicate to this.

 

What do you mean?

 

That hyper kid that sits in the corner playing video games all day.

 

I am only just now seeing this beauty of a thread here, but I feel the need to say, I think I would be the one always bringing home animals that I kidnapped found wandering around all alone.

That and I'd probably be the one doing the cleaning. To the point it annoys everyone else.

o;

 

Lolwut? >.>

 

She's answering the OP.