One of my friends called 19 minutes ago, and I wasn't sure who it was since it said Private Number, so I had my mom answer it. He asked for Amaury (a-mer-ee) and my mom responded with "Amaury?" (A-mau-ree -- that's how it's actually pronounced), to which he responded, "No, Amaury" (a-mer-ee). My mom handed me the phone. I didn't understand the first time, so I had to ask him to repeat himself. "Huh?" "This is the sex company. You've been having too much online sex." Oh, how I love immaturity. Not only that, but since my phone's a pre-pay, he wasted time.