poor shades xD

[lol .]

 

The hell.

Edward 'sparkles'.

 

This isn't funny. This is sick. I feel sorry for the chap.

 

Sympathy accepted.

 

Vampires should not sparkle.

 

i love you.

 

To hell with Twilight.

NEW MOON WILL REIGN OVER IT.

ECLIPSE WILL PWN ALL OF THEM.

Breaking Dawn....just.....*no comment*

 

Coming from the person who can't spell eclipse and uses pwn in context.

 

Y'know, when males sparkle, they're usually gay.
And I mean that in every sense of the word.

 

GUYS I HAVE AN IDEA

Edwarggle is made entirely of rocks. That's why he's super fast, super strong, doesn't die, and sparkles. Not because he's a vampire.

 

I thought all gay people had those qualities.

 

A chocolate fountain would've made this complete.

 

What the hell kind of rocks do you have if they have super speed?

 

i had a nightmare that edward was going to shoot me

-.-; thats sad​

 

Yes, yes it would have.

 

I wish I had a chocolate fountain...
...I might create one with my neighbors sprinkler.

 

Thank the maker you are not my neighbor...

 

>8D
I am a good neighbor.
I just get ideas.

 

chuck norris has those qualities D;


/lame