Please help me out...

This is incredibly difficult with no topic as everyone is kind of telling jokes. Not really memorable quotes.
It's hard to "get on fire" when you don't know what to talk about.

 

The polar bears will eat your soul for that.

 

Im behind you.
Always.

 

Feces are aliens that come from Uranus

 

First they need to catch me! Oh, wait.

 

I've helped you enough, now where's my cookie?

 

This is a quote for RoxasandSora4E's signature. It can mean what you want. It can be a dragon, flying through the sky. It can be an obese pilgrim wearing nothing but a speedo. It is truly imagination.

 

RoxasandSora4E is so nice that she's gonna kidnap me out of jealousy, God bless her soul!

 

Your right XD

 

I cannot seem to come up with a memorable one liner. Thus I place my small dog on the keyboard:


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That seems nice.

 

I'm just going to leave this here because it applies to everything.

Spoiler

 

This is LMFAO worthy simply because it is

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Although I have dyslexia, I understand all your jokes.

I'm LMFOA!!!

 

Spoiler

Heres a cooooooookie XD

 

I wanted a cookie, not a cooooooookie ;/

 

It is cookie XD

 

>mfw this thread is full of bad jokes

 

Not until you started posting in it ;/

 

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!

Black holes are where God divided by zero.

If you can't read this, you're illiterate.

Never play strip poker with a nudist, they have nothing to lose.


I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was, 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not? If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'



The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.'

"I was raised by just my mom. See, my father died when I was eight years old. At least, that's what he told us in the letter."

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.


Boy: I bet $5 I'm not able to touch your boobs.
Girl: Alright.
Boy: *Touches Boobs* *Gives girl $5.*

 

If i had all the money in the world times zero I'd have no money :lolface: