Pirates of the sea

"Wasn't me" acid said, had actualy just caught up, panting. "Wasn't me" acid said, taking a big deep breathe.

"Oh come now varnor, think a little more. Who do you think would be perfect to ruin this innocent little moment. Who would want to to step in right when the scene gets good. Who is the one person that would just love to hear belle's screams as she is dragged down to the underworld. Guess" the voice said

 

"no it can't be, Creed?"Varnor said

 

"Oh for God's sake" matt said, appearing on top of the ships crows nest. "Its me you ******. MATT!" matt yelled. "Are you that retarted. That damn idiot isn't even worth sending back up here. Always naggen about "honor of the pirate", and "loyalty to my friends" (makes hand yap while saying those things). "Jees, you would think that a guy would just give in, and become one of the demons of the sea already."

 

"hmm i thought the dragging Belle down to the underworld part sounded strange"Varnor said "but if it helps you where my second guess"

 

" I'm gonna kill you!!!!!!!" Belle said taking her gun out and pointing it at him.

 

"Belle, how can one kill those who are already dead" matt said lauphing. "Oh and cmon varnor. You honostly have as much imagination as a turtle sitting on a rock on a 100 degree day"

 

"why would a.. never mind"Varnor said "actually i modified my ship in case you should come back"

 

"Oh really? Well don't worry, I'm not here to kill you and your pathetic men." matt said lauphing.

Acid had a scowl on his face as he glared at matt. He wanted to tear his head off. He knew what it was like to go up against hades minions though. A real bloody bunch they all were. Despicable to. Fight dirty, and have no honor. They were pathetic in his eyes

 

Belle shot Matt. " Then why are you here?"

 

Varnor looked at Belle "you know that's no use"Varnor said

 

The bullet head straight towards matt as it came so close to him, but the second it was right near his face, he opened his mouth and caught the bullet between his teeth. He smiled as he then put it in his mouth, and began to chew on it. "Tastes good. Hey, tell me, have you guys ever heard of the God loki?" matt asked them, as he chewed on the bullet

 

" Oh well it's fun to shoot him anyway." Belle said and shot him again.

 

"never heard of"Varnor said

 

Matt caught the second bullet, and put it in his mouth as well as he began to chew on it. "Well (chew chew), you see, loki is a viking god (chew chew), which is supposed to cause mischief and chaos (chew chew), and he helps out hades quite a bit. The guy (chew chew) was the one who helped me get above land without (chew chew) having to open the gate. He helped jones to (chew chew)." matt said. "Oh yeah, and hey, belle, little ms.hooker, is that the best you can do?" he asked belle

 

Varnor became furious "what did you call her you stupid piece of s***"he asked

 

"I called her a hooker. As a matter a fact, once the dark God's of earth are done taken over, I think that I'll see how good belle is in bed myself" matt said, hoping to really enrage them. He knew that it would definatly get them ticked.

 

Edit: " YOU NASTY LITTLE........" Belle didn't finish because she couldn't find a word good enough for the situation.

 

"Why yes, yes I did. Of course I could also call you a hore if you want" matt said with a grin. "Cmon, aintcha gonna shoot me?"

 

Exalibur stated to shine again but this time it calmed everyone down "sorry old pal almost lost my temper"Varnor said the sword.

 

"How tiring" matt said as he finished chewing, and he spit out a bullet, as if his mouth itself was a gun, shooting it at varnor.