Pika

Fine, but I want pictures taken of my dead body and posted on /b/.

 

That's a given. ::L:

 

Then we have reached an agreement. Also, please feed your pet snakes my tattered remains once they've been photographed. I'd like my body to go to good use.

 

Yeah, then I wouldn't have to buy them grubs in the winter. :lolface:

 

Wait, you're planning on storing my body in a freezer throughout winter? Sorry, the deal's off. I don't want to be artificially preserved. I will go when nature takes me.

 

WAIT

GODDAMMIT I WILL EAT YOU lNSTEAD

 

....ohai absol. ::L:

 

May I take that sentence out of context?

 

...Oh christ.

HELLO MORTAL

 

I plan on having my name legally changed to Jesus Christ when I get older. Depending on the community's reaction, I may rotate between deities for a while.

 

Yeah, and I'm having my name changed to Satan.

 

No fair, Satan doesn't get a last name.

Hey, and I just realised that Josef never got any action. His wife was always called the Virgin Mary, so provided he was faithful to her, he got given the short end of the stick.

 

*realized

HAHA I FINALLY SAW YOU SPELL SOMETHING WRONG

 

It's realise, crazy American!

 

FUCKlNG NEW ZEALANDER

 

Fixed. Evade the filter properly!

 

DON'T MOCK ME

AND I REALLY NEED SLEEP NOW SO GOODNlGHT KHV

 

Goodnight, crazy American. Return soon.

 

who the hell is absol?

good to have you back x3

 

I thought you left KHV forever. P: