****** pick-up line thread.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Atlas, Feb 28, 2009.

  1. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    I bet you and me can go through a whole tube of Fixodent.
     
  2. Saix Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Lol, oh wait, I actually got that.

    Fak, I r math n3rd.
     
  3. Hayabusa Venomous

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    "I think you rock, so can you teach me how to deploy my Star Power?"
     
  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    If your a book I would check you out 0_0
     
  5. Scott Pilgrim Banned

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    I hear periods attract bears. :sly:
     
  6. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    So, I hear you like Mudkips.
     
  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    "If you were a website, I'd Twitter you all night long"
     
  8. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    I'm here now. You have two wishes left.
     
  9. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    Hey girl, it's nice to see you today. Now now, close your eyes. I'm going to do something to do you you won't forget 'till your 30.

    *girl screams and runs away*

    HEY, COME BACK!! I MEANT SEX!


    That, rules. XD
     
  10. Luka Deafening silence

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    nice shoes
     
  11. Bond of Flame I'm an alien

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    *grabs girl by the butt*

    I look down, and my eyes widened. An awkward silence occured. Until I yelled: "THAT IS NOT MY CUSHION!!!!"
     
  12. Rosey Chaser

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    loooooooooool.

    Last night I saw a shooting star and it went alllll they way over there *puts arm around girl*

    I'd like to lay your motion on the table. (ahhh forensics meets...)
     
  13. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Fixed. ...
     
  14. 007 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    wanna go do long-division?
     
  15. Blademaster Mai'kel Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Win. John's is win, too.