****** pick-up line thread.

I wish I was DNA-helicase so I could unzip your jeans.

 

Heres five dollars
for that foot long you gave me

 

*points at girl and wiggles finger to come over, when she coems over say* "i made you come with this finger. imagine what i could do with all of them.

 

Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

 

i lol'd

 

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious.
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Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

 

I've got condoms 8D

 

Want to sing a Tom Jones duet?

Actually, I wonder if that works. Must test.

 

i lol'd

8D

 

If i could re-arange the alphabet, i would put "u" and "i" together.

Hey, wanna have sex?

I know Stephen Colbert.

 

You, Me, Sex, Now!

 

I've got a Gundam parked up out side, wanna come back to my place in it?

 

Get over here.

._.

 

"I saw your pretty face, and knew I had to take the chance, but when I got too close, I jizzed in my pants"

 

I ate a grape..and jizzed in my pants.

 

Come with me, we'll go and see a place called Candy Island.

._.

 

Did it Hurt when you fell from heaven cause you are a Angel.

 

Hey you, I pee'd. Wanna change my pants?

._.

 

Hey, i just met your ex. He says your pretty good if you know what i mean.

Want some whipped cream, if you know what i mean.

F-ck!