****** pick-up line thread.

Going clubbing tomorrow.

Need to restock the ol' armory, if you will.

 

If I were you, I would have sex with me.

 

I've lost my number... can I have yours?

 

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! o

 

Are you tired? Because you've been running in my mind all day 8D

 

*points a gun to a girl's head*
GIMME YO PHONE NUMBER!!!
-girl writes it down in panicked state-
*puts gun away*
I'll call you later :3

 

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!a

 

Alright, here's how it is. We're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I, etc. Let's fucking go.

 

Thanks. These are just ****** enough.

Keep em coming.

 

lol

Have you seen my new girlfriend? No? I'm looking at her right now.

 

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

Hey, I think I saw you at the art museum last week! Weren't you the masterpiece that was on display last week?



Is it just you, or is it getting hot in here?


Hey, want to head back to my place and continue that dream you were having about my last night? =P


Wow. Excuse me for my horrible pick up lines from b4, but I felt that if I didn't try, then I might have an explosion in my pants

 

Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.

I just want to stick it in your wooper.

I'd like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.

 

Is your name gillete? because your the best a man can get

 

Are you an angel? Because I have an erection.

 

Charming.


"NOW, B*TCH!"

:3​

 

Me. You. That sofa. Now.

 

I can be your math tutor for the night, if you want. I can add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

 

we are mammals, yes? so lets do like they do on the discovery channel.

 

Your place or mine?
How you doin'?
*grabs ass*​