Parental conversations

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My parents said that I should never have kids because I will not do this kind of thing to mine. Pity.

 

Oh, are we using this thread to passive-aggressively vent about out parents? Wonderful!

Me: *in my room, on the computer*
Stepmom: *Opens the door without knocking* Hey, you fuсking pig, you left your towel on the floor in the bathroom. Pick it the fuсk up right now.
Me: Oh, I'm sorry, it must have fallen off the rack.
Stepmom: Don't lie to me you little fuсk, PICK IT UP.
Me: *Gets up and walks to the door*
Stepmom: *Shoves me into the wall the moment I walk past her*
Me: What the fuсk was that!?!?
Her: *grabs some glass mushroom thing of the shelf, throws it at me as hard as she can* DON'T YOU EVER FUСKING TALK TO ME LIKE THAT AGAIN. *Storms out of the house and I don't see her for 3 days*

All true by the way. She's not a very nice person.

 

fix'd. Thanks .

 

Me: evenin' dad
Dad: *watching tv* Sup? How was work?
Me: aight
Dad: Cool. *continues watching tv*

My life is so awesome.

 

What, is it that time of the month again, forum? This thread has been hijacked by a bunch of whiny teenagers. Suffice to say, I will do my part and chip in.

We were in a car, on our way back from Publix. My dad had been venting out his frustrations towards my mom.

Mom: Why does he always pick on me!? He is obsessed with taxes! Is it true that I do nothing around the house?
Self: No.
Mom: I am going to divorce him if he keeps this up; he treats me like ****. I'll move out, get away from him. Is he right, Lili? Am I a bad mother? Maybe I should just kill myself and be done with it.
Self: Why are you asking me these questions?
Mom: BECAUSE I NEED TO KNOW!
Self: ...
Mom: No one can put up with his behavior! You hate me, don't you?
Self: No.

My father has many traits of OCD, while my mother is very disorganized; they do not make the best of couples. That said, there was much more to that conversation, but alas, my memory is dreadful and I couldn't possibly remember it all.