Outbreak

Um...you should really get back into your cell. This virus is contagious to the point where skin contact infects someone.

AIDS is not confirmed yet. Also, anyone not infected wanna be...nah forget it.

 

WOOOOOO. INFECTION!!!!! (runs up to random people and ***** slaps them, spreading the infection)

 

So...is anyone gonna spread this outside?

 

OH MY GAWD I JUST GOT THE DISEASE OF THE GENITAL HERPE'S AND THE PERSON I JUST TOUCHED *cough the person above me cough* GOT HALITOSIS BECAUSE OF ME! AND THE WORST PART IS I ALSO GOT AIDS!

 

STD's are officially announced as symptoms.

Shouldn't you guys be like, turning to zombies right now? O_o

 

I infected my friend who I was just talking to.

 

I already took the only vaccine. I haven't seen any major changes with the virus.

 

lmao. I just spread it to hellkittens thread.


but dude, u just posted on the thread. that means u got it again, lmao

 

*starts biting Deathsight44*

 

*loads shotguns in case of zombie/mutant/mutant zombie outbreak*

The virus was created with my DNA. It would be near harmless to me.

 

lmao, the virus works.


A naked man who was standing on a garbage can in america who was swing around his giant stick (no, not what you think it is) got tazered by the police. They just made the news announcement. THE VIRUS WORKS!!!!

 

Not long before world domina- oops...

 

I just took a big bite out of Deathsight44, um, sorry about that-and I gave birth to a litte premature baby boy. I called him Clark Kent (I'M OBSESSED WITH SUPERMAN!!!)

 

Doesn't someone have premature pregnancy? Subject 907 was it??

 

OMG, THAT'S ME!!!!!
AND WHAT THE HELL!!! I Just grew a willis!?... BUT I'M A GIRL!!!
(it's going to be a challenge to pee now)
NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANYMORE *goes around hitting people with a bat for no reason*