Outbreak

*releases newly biologicaly engeneered virus in forum*

Anyone who posts here gets infected. I call the virus, _______________.

 

I thought this thread was about acne oh well *leaves*

 

This is me refusing to post here.
.....
OHSHI-

 

Holy ****, help. I've got the _______________!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

oh no, that's terrible... OMG! I just posted, IM INFECTED! *runs in circles while screaming*

so am I infected with the... gay virus? *dramatic theme song play's in backround* cuz if it is then i'm amune to it. :) (no offense to those who actually are gay, seriously)

 

Virus is now officially named Parasite-014932615 Alpha (or just simply Parasite Alpha).

Symptoms include nausea, heart attack, stroke, premature pregnancy, cranial combustions, zombification, intense rage, cannabalism, necrosis, and genetic mutation.

 

I thought I had this reference, but then that happened.

 

*begins reading symptoms for Parasite-014932615 Alpha *

*begins feeling natious, heart begins to hurt, feels as if going to feint of stroke, feels as if baby wants to destroy meh pen, head starts hurting, eye ball falls out of head, begins feeling like wanting to throw a chair, begins chewing on some random chicks skin to eat her, feels necrosis, begins turning green*

I'm not infected, am I? o_O

 

For those who don't know, necrosis is the decaying of body tissue which is a lot different from zombiefication.

More symptoms yet to come from further mutated strains.

 

*starts nibling on whoever's above me*
WHAT THE HELL! my skin is turning pale and my eyes are turning red! and I feel as if my stomach's on fire . Oh no I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK, CALL 911!

 

Cool! I'm infected!

*Grows tentacle*

*Runs away from hentai freaks*

 

Lol. I've got a bigger sword alrite..........if ya know what I mean. Giggidy

 

Any reports of new symptoms would be really helpful in trying to contain the virus. It was made to be highly contagious...

 

SUPERIOR AIDS. **** YA, I GOT EM. WITH THIS DROP OF BLOOD!!!! (drops a drop of blood into the concauction and then pours the liquid virus onto Graxe). With these, we have created SUPERIOR Parasite-014932615 Alpha AIDS!!!!!!

 

Oh guys, what's u-

*drops dead.*

 

How the hell...? AIDS? *burns blood drop with various acids*

AIDS is now a "symptom", but needs more proof. Anyone else got it?

 

See I gots proof. SEE!!!! (drops pants, and shows proof)