Orginization Chaos.

This is my second and much better fan-fic. Enjoy, and comment or post or what do you call it? Anyways, here it is:

The main noise in the meeting room was Xemnas’ slow boring monotone. You know the sort of thing:
“Blah blah blah Kingdom hearts blah blah blah blah Nothingness is eternal blah blah blah blah blah Power of the Keyblade blah blah blah blah blah blah blah Nobodies rock da house mon blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah total and utter bulls***.†(Okay, those last two were never said, OK?!)

Demyx had fallen asleep, Axel was trying to flirt with Larxene (and was failing miserably.), Luxord was playing card games with Roxas, Zexion was reading a book, Vexen was thinking about research, Xigbar was wondering whether or not to wake up Demyx (No), Xaldin was bored, as was Lexaeus, and Marluxia was worried about his plants. Saïx was paying attention. Suck up.

“And finally…†Everyone listened then, mainly because they knew what Xemnas was going to say.
“As you know, tomorrow, I shall be leaving for a while, as recommended by my phyciatrist, to stop my ummm… ‘Little Problem’ from occurring again.â€
“You mean having a nervous breakdown?†Snapped Larxene, who was bored, and tired of having Axel flirting with her.
“Yes… that’s what I mean.†Muttered Xemnas. “Anyway, Xigbar will be in charge when I’m away. That is all. You may go.â€

As they started to portal away, Roxas grabbed Luxord by his collar.
“You cheated you stupid git!†Snarled Roxas. Everyone turned to watch, with varying degrees of interest.
“I played a perfectly fair game.â€
“Then how come you have your fingers crossed behind your back?â€
“Uh… Arthritis.â€
“You’re 29!â€
“That’s what makes it so tragic.â€
“Shut up!†Roxas punched Luxord in the face.
“FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!†Screamed the Orginization. Demyx pulled out a bag of Toffee Popcorn as Zexion portalled away. Xemnas held his face in his hands.
“Thank god for phyciatrist’s.â€

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Vexen, Xaldin and Lexaeus were the only people in the kitchen the next morning. Xemnas had already left for the airport, about 5 hours earlier than he was meant to. There was absolute silence for about ten seconds, excluding normal eating noises. Then…
“JOY TO THE WORLD!! MANSEX IS GONE!!†Axel, Demyx and Roxas burst into the room. Demyx was playing his sitar, Axel and Roxas were singing (Badly).
“Oh, what a beautiful morning! The birds are singing, Mansex is gone, AND WE HAVE CEREAL PEOPLE!!†Everyone stared at Demyx after his unusual announcement.
“I have got to go. I have research to attend to.†Said Vexen after an awkward silence.
Axel started laughing.
“Is there something wrong Axel?†Asked an irate Xaldin.
“Tee-hee. Sorry, I can never get used to seeing your hair in the morning.†Laughed Axel. Roxas grinned, looking none the worse from his tussle with Luxord, apart from a nasty cut on his cheek, covered by a tiger plaster. Xaldin’s hair was long and curly. In short, he looked like Rapunzel let loose with black hair dye and curlers. Xaldin snarled.
“I’m going back to bed.†He paused as he passed Roxas. “Look who’s talking, Tiger boy.â€
“Roxas, NO!!â€
“Let me kill him just a little bit!â€
“Shut up, let’s have Jam sandwiches†Bargained Axel.
“Yum! Jam!†Roxas said, cheering up, and running over to the breadbin.

The kitchen was peaceful again, with Lexaeus just sitting there, Demyx singing rude versions of nursery rhymes, and Axel and Roxas happily made jam sandwiches (Strawberry jam, Roxas’ favourite.)
“DO YOU LIKE JAM?â€
“I LIKE JAM!â€
“YOU LIKE JAM?â€
“YEAH, I LIKE JAM!!â€
“ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!â€
Roxas and Axel leapt about 10 feet in the air. Marluxia stood in the doorway.
“Hey, Marluxia! What’s up?†asked Axel, a nervous grin on his face.
“That is what is up.†Proclaimed Marluxia pointing a shaking finger at the sandwiches.
“Oh God.â€
“Not this again.â€
“Jam is evil!!†Yelled Marluxia. Demyx rolled his eyes and continued to shovel cereal into his mouth. Lexaeus decided to leave.
“Innocent plants are cut, squashed, have their very essence of life squeezed out of them!!†Roxas started to giggle. Axel, who had more experience of this, covered his face with a tea-towel.
“Oh god, don’t giggle.â€
“WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!?!? DO YOU THINK THE PLIGHT OF INOCCENT FRUIT IS A LAUGHING MATTER?!?!†Bellowed Marluxia, spit coming out of his mouth. Roxas completely lost it, nearly falling over laughing.
“RIGHT THEN!! LAUGH THIS OFF!!†Marluxia drew out his scythe.
SLASH!
“Roxas! Are you okay?†Axel asked a look of genuine worry on his face. Roxas looked up, with a massive slash on his face, similar to Squall—Ur, I mean Leons face.
“Great. I’m gonna have to take Roxas to the lab now. See you in a bit.â€
Axel exited, half supporting, half carrying Roxas. Marluxia binned the remainders of the sandwiches, and grabbed a glass of milk. He sat down next to Demyx, then turned around and smiled.
“So, how are you today Demyx?†Demyx stared at him, and slowly edged away. Then Xigbar waltzed in.
“Hey, I saw Roxas, what happened?†inquired Xigbar. Marluxia growled.
“Never mention that plant haters name in front of me again.â€
“Marluxia, you have got to stop slashing people when they have jam sandwiches. Its not nice, and I’m sure it’s illegal.â€
Demyx gulped down the rest of his cereal, as Zexion poked his head in the doorway.
“Are you guys talking about me?â€
“No.â€
“Good.†Zexion left as quickly as he appeared. Then Larxene walked in, her arms crossed.
“Demyx, I need you to snog me.â€
“Oka—Wait.†Demyx ran that sentence through his head a few times. “Wait. WHAT!!! HOLY S***!!â€
Xigbar and Marluxia glanced at each other, eyebrows raised. Larxene growled.
“If Axel thinks I have a boyfriend, he’ll stop stalking me!â€
“No, he won’t.â€
“Shut up idiot.â€
“You don’t even like me!â€
“DO I CARE!?â€
“….Yes?â€
“Beep. Wrong answer.â€
“I’m not doing it!â€
“Okay. If you don’t do what I say, I shall rip your guts out and make shoelaces out of them, you gutless swine!â€
“How can you use my guts as shoelaces if I don’t have any?â€
“SHUT UP!!â€
Marluxia grinned. Xigbar held his head in his hand.
I should really do something about this. After all I’m in char—HOLY CRAP!!
Larxene had grabbed Demyx and was snogging his face off, Axel had just entered and started yelling at Demyx about “Being his friend†and “Betraying his trust†Roxas was watching (With a massive bandage covering his left eye.), and Zexion shoved his head in doorway again and asked who had stolen his Lexicon. Suddenly, flames burst out of the floor and engulfed the kitchen as Axel began to attack Demyx. Vexen yelled from the lab:
“A chicken I force-fed 5kg of dynamite has escaped from the lab.†Then a chicken appeared in the kitchen, and started pecking Xigbar’s leg.
No wonder Xemnas had a nervous breakdown…

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...Yes that was random. Anyway. The Kitchen scene with Marluxia is based on this: http://www.kh-vids.net/showthread.php?t=9172&page=2 Full credit to 2Foxxie4U for that. Anyway, like I said enjoy, sorry for any spelling, grammer or character errors wherever they occur.
:-)

 

Chapter 2!?! What the hell is wrong with me?! >.<

Thank you! ^-^*Gives you cookie*

Well, I had a fit of randomness, and made another chapter, INSTEAD of working on my homwork. I really need to stop doing that. >.< Huzzah for randomness, Christmas Holidays and suger!

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Zexion walked out of the bathroom, his face tinged pink. He calmly breathed out.
“WHO THE HELL THREW MY LEXCION IN THE TOILET!?!?†He screamed, red in the face from yelling so loud. Marluxia shoved his head in from the library.
“Oh that was me.â€
“Why did you do that?â€
“It’s funny! Why else?â€
“Marluxia, I shall get you for that.â€
“Yeah. Sure you will, emoboy!â€
“Don’t call me that!â€
“Whatever.†Shrugged Marluxia, before wandering back into the library. Zexion paced the corridor. They don’t call me the clocked schemer for nothing. Now, how to get revenge… I could replace his fertilizer with weed killer… No, too childish, pitiful...

In another part of the castle, Roxas was confused.
“Wait. Run this by me again.†He said, his nose wrinkled in concentration. Axel sighed.
“We have been through this 20 times already! Look, I kidnap him, we keep him hostage.â€
“What is this gonna do? I don’t understand!â€
“Roxas, what you don’t understand could fill several librarys! The ransom is that Demyx breaks up with Larxene. Got it memorised?â€
“But…â€
“Enough already! Let’s get going!â€

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Demyx shuddered, and spat out his 127th mouthful of mouthwash. That should get rid of any cooties or stuff like that. He wandered over to his computer. He had an e-mail! Yay! Quickly, he opened it. Oh, it was from Axel. He started to read.

Demyx,
We have got Mr… Whathisname? Oh yeah, Mr Blue Bear held hostage. Unless you break up with Larxene, the bear shall suffer the consequences. He shall have his ears cut off, and have the STUFFING REMOVED FROM HIS VERY BODY!! MAW HA HA HA MAW!!
Have a nice day.
Axel.
P.S. Roxas is here too.
P.S.S. Yeah, but I don’t want to be here! Axel threatened to tell Saïx what happened to his last sea-salt ice-cream bar. And if he found out, I would be in deep s***.

Demyx read the e-mail again. He raced over to his bed and chucked the covers away and searched his entire room, but to no avail.
“NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! MR BLUE BEAR!! WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!?!?!?!?!?â€

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Xigbar held the chicken out at arms length, which is the correct way to hold a chicken if it has been fed 5kg of dynamite. Saïx, Xaldin, Luxord (complete with a black eye, courtesy of Roxas) and Vexen were all staring at it.
“Why did you feed it dynamite?†asked Saïx, looking as if he would very much like to kill Vexen,
“To see what sort a reaction it would have on its heart of course!â€
“Well, whatever happens, we have to get rid of it Temporary Superior.â€
“Stop calling me that Saïx!â€
“A-hem.†Everyone turned around to see Zexion standing in the doorway. “I can take care of it.â€
Xigbar breathed out a sigh of relief. “Okay, but be careful, there’s 5kg of dynamit---WHOH!! WATCH OUT DEMYX!!†Screamed Xigbar as Demyx ran head-first into him. Saïx growled, grabbed the chicken from Xigbar, and started waving it about in Demyxs’ face.
“THIS-CHICKEN-HAS-5-KG-OF-DYNAMITE-IN-ITS-FICKEN-BELLY!! WERE-YOU-NOT-PAYING-ATTENTION-WHILE-YOU-WERE-GETTING-BEATEN-UP-BY-AXEL-YOU-REATARD!!†Bellowed Saïx, swinging the
Chicken backwards and forwards in front of Demyx’s face. “Uh, Demyx?â€
Demyx had a hazy look on his face.
“I must eat 5kg of Dynamite…â€
“Oh, great, you just managed to hypnotize Demyx!†Snapped Xigbar, as Demyx began to bite his leg. “OW! ****!! STOP THAT DEMYX!!â€
“I am a chicken…â€
“NO YOU ARE NOT!! VEXEN! HOW DO YOU UN-HYPNOTIZE SOMONE?â€
“Well… Hitting them hard over the head with something usually works.â€
Axel portalled into the room.
“Allow me.†He grabbed Zexion’s Lexcion (Zexion yelled “Hey!â€) and thumped Demyx over the head with it. Several times in fact.
“Ow… My head! Oh, hey Axel. Wait a sec… Oh yeah. I’M GONNA KILL YOU AXEL!!!†Demyx leapt up, and the similarities between him and a bull were astounding. Zexion took the moments of confusion (And mild swearing. Okay, heavy swearing) to wrench the chicken from Saïx’s grasp, and ran off with it.

Demyx started bashing Axel over the head with his sitar. Xigbar moaned.
“Okay guys stop. Stop. Seriously, stop right now. RIGHT!!†Xigbar grabbed Demyx and Axel by the back of their necks.
“What the hell is going on?â€
“HE’S GOT MR BLUE BEAR HOSTAGE!!â€
“Cry-baby!â€
“Who the hell is Mr Blue Bear?â€
“My Teddy Bear! I’ve had him since I was a little nobody, all small and innocent. And now HE has kidnapped him!â€
There was absolute silence for a minute in the room, as for the second time today, everyone stared at Demyx. It was Xaldin who started laughing, quickly followed by everyone in the room. Excluding Demyx and Axel, who were giving each other death stares.
“Demyx, here is your bear.†Said Roxas, who was standing in the doorway, a look of boredom on his face and in his hand…
“MR BLUE BEAR!! YOU’RE SAFE!!†Yelped Demyx, running over and snatching the bear out of Roxas’ grip. Axel snarled, then grinned.
“Hey Saïx… Did you ever find out who ate your last Sea-Salt ice cream bar?â€
Saïx spun around and snarled.
“ROXAS!â€
“S***!â€
Saïx grabbed hold of his claymore and started to bash Roxas with it.
“Saïx! Stop this ice-cream related madness at once!â€
“MADNESS!! THIS-IS-SPARTA!!â€
“Oh, stop nicking lines out of films.â€
Saïx swung his claymore, in a way that would have taken Roxas’ head of but suddenly:
“AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!â€

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DUN-DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNNNNNNNN!!!!
Shock-a-dodles! ZOMG! What happens next? Why am I insane? Why does everyone pick on Zexion? Well, lets wait and see. Oh, and since it was there: :sparta:
Again, comment, post, or whatever else you call it! That is, if ya want to. I have to go now, cause I will have an irate mum on my toes in a few minutes...

 

Chapter 3. I know, I havn't got a life!

Wait no longer! It is here! Yes, I have no life!


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Everyone ran outside. Roxas was giving thanks to whatever had happened, as he shoved another bandage on himself while running. They reached the castle gardens and stared. The Garden that never was… Wasn’t. Well, not anymore.
“Whoa!†Breathed out Demyx. Then a bundle of insanity and black coat threw itself at Axels feet (He was nearest.) and burst into tears.
“It’s all gone!â€
“Get off!â€
“Every last one!!â€
“Piss off!â€
“What cruel world is this!?â€
“It’s the world that Never Was, get off my coat NOW!â€
Marluxia clung on even tighter, sobbing worse than Demyx when he lost Mr Blue Bear. All of his greenhouses were blown to smithereens; bits of glass had stabbed all the flowers that had survived the blast.
“ITS ALL GONE!!†Screamed Marluxia, who was slightly blue in the face.
“Um, Marluxia, maybe you should try to breathe.â€
“MY LIFE IS SO EMPTY WITHOUT THEM!!â€
“Um, you’re a nobody, so isn’t your life already empty?â€
“Not helping Demyx.†Said Luxord, his arms crossed, frowning at Marluxia.
“I just want to die!!â€
“Oh god, a second emo, that’s all we need!â€
“Shut up Roxas!â€
“Somebody stab me!†Yelled Marluxia, who was searching the ground. “Here,†he held up a large piece of glass “This is big enough!â€
Larxene stepped up.
“My time to shine.â€
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
“He should be sane now.†Commented Larxene, stepping backwards. There was a pause.

“IT’S SO EMPTY WITHOUT THEM!!â€
“Well done Larxene!â€
“Shut it Shorty!â€
“I AM NOT!! SHORT!!!â€
“You know, you are short now that I think about it…â€
“Shut up!â€
“NOBODY LOVES ME!!†Screamed Marluxia, still yanking on Axels Coat. There was another slight pause.
“To stop us from having to answer that question, perhaps we should try to find the culprit.†Suggested Luxord. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
“That’s a good idea Luxord. But first, I’m gonna need to borrow Vexen for a while.†Chirped up Roxas, who was standing towards the back of the group.
“What for?â€
“Saïx just stabbed me through the back with his claymore.â€

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“You okay?â€
“Yeah, I’m good.†Roxas stood up and stretched. “Any blood spilling out?â€
“Nope.â€
“Then I’m clear!†Roxas grinned. Luxord and Demyx stumbled into the lab, looking rather sheepish.
“Well, did you manage to calm down Marluxia?†Asked Xigbar. Oh, please may they have managed to calm him down…
“Well. Sort of.†Admitted Demyx, awkwardly scratching the back of his head. There was a pause. “IT WAS ALL LUXORDS IDEA!!â€
“It wasn’t you idiot!!â€
“Wait, what are you talking about?â€
“Well. We really couldn’t calm him down. He kept crying. And then we… We passed one of Luxords stashes.†Everyone stared at the pair as this sank in. Lexaeus was the first one to speak. (ZOMG!! HE SPEAKS!!)
“Oh, you didn’t?â€
“Yeah. We did. It was all Luxords idea!â€
“Never mind who’s F****** idea it was!†Yelled Xigbar, pulling on his ponytail. “How much did he have?â€
“Well…†Demyx’s answer was cut of by loud drunken singing.
“TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME!! TAKE ME OUT TO THE BAAAALLLL!! THEY’RE ALL IN HEVEN NOW!!†Sobbed a distant Marluxia.
“…One glass of watered down beer.â€
Xigbar face-palmed. S***!
“Well, we better get searching. Now we have choice: We can take Marluxia with us…â€
“Hell no!â€
“Are you out of your mind?!â€
“I’d rather get slapped by Larxene!â€
“HEY!â€
“Or…†continued Xigbar “We can stay here and look after him.â€
“Let’s take him with us!â€
“They are his plants, after all!â€
“Some fresh air might do him good!â€

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Everyone marched across the Garden that no longer is.
“Hey, where Zexion?†Asked Xaldin. “I thought he would be out here with his nose going sniff sniff sniff.â€
“The further away he is from me the better.†Muttered Saïx. It was no secret that they didn’t get along.
“Whatever. Let’s get going. Look for anything that is suspicious.â€
“Is the fact the garden has been blown up suspicious?â€
“Demyx, only say something if it makes sense or someone else said it.â€
“MADNESS!! THIS-IS-SPARTA!!â€
“Demyx.â€
“Yes?â€
“Just don’t say anything. Ever.â€

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Axel picked up a piece of glass. He turned it back and forwards. He was lost in thought.
“Hey Roxas. What do you think I should do? About Larxene.â€
“Why should I give a s***?†Axel spun around.
“Oh don’t go emo on me Roxas.â€
“I’ll do whatever the hell I want! You told Saïx that I ate his last Ice-Cream bar.â€
“Your point?â€
“You said you wouldn’t!â€
“Yeah? Well you said you wouldn’t grass on me!â€
“At least I wasn’t doing something illegal!†Roxas looked incredibly pissed off.
“Show me the law where it says you can’t kidnap a teddy bear! Oh, I forgot. There isn’t one!†Axel snarled. Roxas opened his mouth, but then shut it. He had (For once) a brilliant plan.
“Okay, fair enough. And, when it comes to Larxene, perhaps you should just tell her how you feel.â€
“What? To her face?â€
“Yep.â€
Axel pondered this for a moment.
“Great plan Roxas!†Said Axel. He patted his friend on the back, and walked over to Larxene.
“Oh, there you are Roxas.†Drawled Demyx, strolling over.
“Shush! Look over there!†Roxas pointed to where Axel was, who was talking to Larxene.
“What is it?â€
“Just shut up and watch!â€

Xigbar watched as Marluxia fell over, for what must have been the 67th time.
“THEY’RE ALL GONE!!â€
“I’m sure that must be very depressing. But… Perhaps you should try to breathe. I heard it’s quite healthy.†Saïx muttered as Marluxia passed out from lack of Oxygen for the 156th time.
“I found something!†Yelled Luxord, waving something in the air.
“What is it?â€
“A feather!â€
“A WHAT?!â€
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
Everyone turned to see Axel, with an extremely red face, partly because he was blushing, MOSTLY because Larxene had slapped him across the face 6 times.
“Perfect.†Muttered Xigbar.
Roxas and Demyx were having a laughing fit, Demyx had actually fallen over.
“I’VE WORKED IT OUT!†Yelled Luxord. “What did we have in the castle that was highly explosive and dangerous?â€
“Axel.â€
“Larxene.â€
“Pretty much EVERYTHING in Vexen’s lab.â€
“In fact, everything in the castle is highly explosive and dangerous.â€
“Yeah. Well, I’m being specific here. The Chicken, remember!â€
“Zexion!†Xigbar turned around to face Marluxia. “Marluxia, did you piss off Zexion again?â€
“He ish shuch an emo!â€
“That’s a yes.â€

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“Zexion!â€
“Can I help you? I’m sort of busy, drying out my Lexcion. You do realise, it’s not good for it to be chucked down the toilet.â€
“Zexion, did you blow up the greenhouses?â€
“Well, technically, the Chicken blew up the greenhouses. I put the Chicken in the greenhouse, if that’s what you mean.â€
“Why?â€
AHAHA!! LOOK! IT’S THE EMO BOY! Y’KNOW!! HE’S SO EMO! AND HE HAS THIS WERID BOOK!! AND THEIR ALL DEAD!!â€
Everyone just stared at Marluxia. Zexion rolled his eyes.
“Need I say more?â€
“Fair enough.â€
“Who got him drunk?â€
“IT WAS HIM!†Yelled Demyx and Luxord at the same time.
“Jeez… That was really helpful…â€
“Right!†Proclaimed Xigbar “Lets all carry on as normal, only, could someone PLEASE lock Marluxia in the cupboard?

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Huzzah for randomness! Lots of pain in this one. And Roxas was quite calm through this, considering he was stabbed with a claymore. *Winces* Sorry Roxas... *Nearly gets head chopped off by Oblivon* OH THAT IS IT!! WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT CHAPTER!!! *Insert Hysteical Laughter here*

 

SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
I wonder what Axel said? But who would turn down axel?
That f***** funny!

 

Great job!
Wow I laughed a lot reading this fan-fic. It's so funny! ^_^ Keep it up :)

 

Chapter 4! I'll give this one a title: Hangovers and e-mails.

*Is pleased you liked it* Ah, what Axel said to Larxene... That will all be reveled in a later chapter...

*Is encoraged* I will! :)

*Is worried* Uhh... Breathe in... and out...

*Gives you all cookies*
Here is chapter 4!

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Xigbar had an e-mail:

Axel punched me.
Demyx.

Xigbar just stared, before receiving another e-mail:

Whatever Demyx said I did, I didn’t do it.
Axel.

And another:

He did.
Roxas.

Then even more:

No I didn’t.
Axel.

Yeah, you did.
Roxas.

My stomach hurts.
Demyx.

Shut the hell up Roxas.
Axel.

No, you shut up.
Roxas.

I wonder why my stomach hurts?
Demyx.

Nice comeback blondie.
Axel.

Shut up, pyrohead!
Roxas.

Now, either my stomach hurts because Axel punched me in the stomach…
Demyx.

Shut up!
Axel.

No, you shut up.
Got it memorised?
Roxas.

Or because of all the sugar I just ate.
Demyx.

YOU DID NOT JUST USE MY CATCHPHRASE!?! >.<
Axel.

Yeah, I did, Pyro!
Roxas.

-.-;
Axel.

I like sugar.
Demyx.

“Oh, I’m Axel, I’m happy when Larxene slaps me!â€
Roxas.

CAN IT!
Axel.

SUGAR RUSH TIIIIMMMMEEEE!!!!!!
Demyx.

That’s it!
Roxas.

Western Style Showdown in the garden?
Axel.

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Demyx.

You’re on!
Roxas.

Xigbar read this for a while, trying to wrap his head around what was going on. Then there was a series of yells from the garden:
“BURN BABY!â€
“CAN IT!â€
“My money’s on Roxas.â€
“Nah, I think Axel will scoop it.â€
“20 Munny?â€
“You’re on.â€
Xigbar stuck his head out of the window.
“Please do not kill each other!â€
“Oh, why?â€
“Yeah, Xigbar! It’s not like he’s important!â€
“CAN IT!â€

The door flung open, and an angry Larxene stood in the doorway.
“I’VE HAD ENOUGH!! FIRST I KEEP GETTING HIT ON BY AXEL!! THEN, I FIND THIS†She held up a hung-over Marluxia, “IN MY WARDROPE! AND THEN FINALLY, DEMYX FLOODS MY ROOM BECAUSE HES HIGH ON SUGER!!â€
“Demyx did WHAT!?â€
“Not so louuuudddddd…†Moaned Marluxia, pulling out of Larxene’s grasp and curling up on the floor.
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!†Demyx screamed, sprinting into the room.
“Oh crap.â€
“LET’S SING A SONG!â€
“Demyyyyyxxxxxxx… Shut uuuuuuuppppppp!â€
“I’M REALLY SPECIAL ‘CAUSE THERES ONLY ONE OF ME!â€
“Not this one.â€
“LOOK AT MY SMILE I’M SO DAMM HAPPY OTHER PEOPLE ARE JELOUS OF ME!â€
“CAN IT!â€
“Roxas, Axel, what are you doing here?â€
“We got bored of trying to kill each other.â€
“WHEN I’M SAD AND LONELY I LIKE TO SING THIS SONG!â€
“We’re just ignoring each other now!â€
“…Good for you?â€
“Thanks!â€
“IT CHEERS ME UP AND SHOWS ME THAT I WON’T BE SAD FOR LONG!â€
“Is he high?â€
“Yes.â€
“I’M SO HAPPY I CAN HARDLY BREATHE!!â€
“On sugar.â€
“Who gave him sugar?â€
“PUPPY DOGS AND SUGER FROGS AND KITTENS BABY TEETH!â€
“Don't know. Don't care.â€
“Mails here!†Yelled Lexaeus from downstairs. (He can YELL?!)
“FWEEEEEEEE!! MAIL!!â€
“At least that distracted him.â€
“ROXAS!! COME HELP ME GET THE MAIL!!â€
“Do you need help?â€
“YES!â€
“Let me think about it. I’ve thought about it. NO!â€
“WAAA!!â€
“Roxas! As your superior, I order you to help Demyx.â€
“F*** you.â€
“Roxas!â€
“All right!â€
“YAY!! LET’S SING ROXAS!!â€
“No.†Growled Roxas, storming out of the room.
“DON’T YOU WANT TO SING!?!â€
“No.â€
“I HATE YOU ROXAS!â€
“ARGH! DEMYX! DON’T HIT ME WITH THAT… What is that?â€
“A SUGER JAR!â€

Xigbar breathed out.
“Right. This is what we are going to do. Axel, you are going to drain out Larxene’s room.â€
“YAY!â€
“Larxene, you are going to lock Marluxia up somewhere that is dark and quiet, and shove some sleeping pills down his throat. Who else is in here?â€
“No idea.â€
“Well, whoever else is in here, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!!!â€
“MAIL CALL!!â€
“Oh joy.â€
“WEGOTTAPOSTCARDFROMMANSEXTWOLETTERSFROMTHECONUCIL
ZEXIONSFREETHINKERMAGIZINEANDAREALLYBORINGLOOKINGLETTER!â€
“Wow, Demyx. That was very clear and to the point.†Groaned Saïx, who was standing in the doorway.
“He said we have got: A postcard from Mansex…†Roxas began.
“Don’t call him that.†Snapped Saïx.
“FINE! We got a postcard from Saïx’s boyfriend…â€
“WHAT WAS THAT!†Bellowed Saïx, who had go into full berserker mode.
“I have to run for my life now.â€
“Good luck with that.†Offered Larxene, as Roxas ran out of the room quickly followed by Saïx, who was yelling out his vocal cords.
“Right,†Xigbar picked up the pile of mail that Roxas had dropped, “We have got a postcard from Xemnas. It says:
‘I’m here. Glad you aren’t.’â€
A slight pause followed.
“Well, we also have a 2 letters from the council. One’s for Saïx, and one’s for Axel.â€
“That’ll be about me burning down the kid’s playground in Twilight Town.â€
“Do we want to know?†Asked Larxene.
“No. Gimme.†Replied Axel, grabbing the letter.
“My heeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd!â€
“Was this a plan to impress me gone horribly wrong?â€
“Depends. Are you impressed?â€
“No.â€
“It was a total accident.â€
“LIAR!†Screamed Roxas.
“Aren’t you meant to be running for your life?â€
“Oh. That’s why Saïx is stabbing me. See ya.â€
“Yuck. Oh Saïx, there’s a letter from Radiant Gardens council. Something about mass assult.â€
“F*** that Squal-I’m mean Leon.†Snarled Saïx.
“My name’s Xigbar you ******.â€
“I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU!â€
“And here’s Zerdy/emo magazine. And this… What the hell is that?â€
“Open it!â€
“Yeah Xiggy! Open open open!!â€
“Shhhuuuuuuuutttttt uuuuuupppppp!!†Moaned Marluxia from the floor.
“SOMBODYS HUNG-OVER!†Sang Demyx sugar-sweetly.
“Well let me read this… OH MY GOD! HOLY S***!!â€
“What is it Xigbar?†asked everyone at the same time. But Xigbar couldn’t answer.
He had fainted.

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Dun dun duuuuuuuuuun! Oh, the Drama! Oh, the freaky e-mails! Oh, the hangovers and sugar highs! Oh,- Okay, thats enough brain. ^-^
P.S. In case anyone is interested, the song Demyx is singing is "The Happy Song" by Liam Lynch. It seemed to fit Demyx perfectly...

 

I feel sorry for Mansex for going through all of that

 

Chapter 5: Jobs, Cameos,and Blackmail.

Lets us say... I know how he feels. =_=

Yes Master! *Salutes*

Sorry this is a bit late. Blame writers block and homework. =_= *Tries to shoot writers block* *Tries to shoot homework*
WARNING: This chapter goes on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever. Its is also my least favriote out of all of them.
HOWEVER, I have got an excellent idea for the next chapter, so hang on in there. *Gives you cookies*
To clear up confusion, Italics and Bold is Sora in Roxas head, speech marks mean he's talking, Italics and Underlined is Sephiroth.
NOTE: I know this isn't well laid out, but I did my best.

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“HES FAINTED!! OH MY GOD! NOBODY PANIC!! FOR F***S SAKE ROXAS DON’T PANIC!!” Demyx yelled (still high on sugar, and, obviously, panicking.)
“Demyx, YOU’RE the one who’s panicking you baka.”
“BAKA! WHAT THE HELL!? OH, ITS ALL SO CONFUSING TO ME!!” Demyx began to bang his head against the wall.
CRACK!
“Uh, Saïx, was it really necessary to knock him out?”
“Believe me, it was.”
“It’s just, he could’ve been useful.”
“ICOULDHAVEBEENUSEFUL?HAHAHAINYOURFACESAÏXCANIHAVESOMEBEER?” Yelled Demyx at light-speed. His years of falling over and hitting his head against walls had given him a very hard skull, hence his quick recovery. That, and the fact Zexion had shoved a potion down his throat.
(Look, I don’t know where half these people come from. They’re nobodies, so they randomly portal about.)

“I’m scared.” Whispered Roxas, backing away from Demyx.
“Ur, why?”
“I actually understood what Demyx was saying. That and I see dead people.”
“You understood what Demyx was saying. That IS scary.”
“Demyx! Wake up Xigbar! Please!” Yelled Axel. “Marluxia, get off my coat. I don’t care that you’re hung-over, I’ve been hung-over more than half my life.”
“Oh right. Um, wait a second.” Demyx pulled a piece of paper out of his coat pocket. (I presume they have pockets.)
“Demyx? What are you…?”
“If a person faints, check that they are breathing… Right…”
“DEMYX! AS YOUR SUPERIOR, I ORDER YOU TO THROW AWAY THAT PIECE OF S*** AND CHUCK WATER ON XIGBAR’S HEAD NOW!! IF YOU DON’T I WILL BURN YOU SO BAD THAT YOU WILL WISH YOU NEVER EXSISTED!”
“I’m a nobody, so I don’t exist anyway—“
“DEMYX!”
“OKAY!” Yelled back Demyx, throwing the piece of paper away, and grabbing his sitar. “DANCE WATER DANCE!”
“DHFAJHDGKJSLGGGAKKHH!” Screamed Xigbar as a torrent of water hit him.
“Xigbar! Why did you faint?”
“What was in the letter?”
“I AM HYPER!”
“Demyx SHUT THE HELL UP!” Xigbar yelled. He breathed out slowly. “The letter… Wasn’t a letter. It was a bill.”
“We get bill’s all the time!”
“Yeah, well, this one is different.”
“How so?”
“It was the bill… For Mansex’s phyciatrist.”
Everyone in the room, i.e. the whole of the Organization at this point, was silent. Then they all spoke as one:
“Oh S***!”

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“How much was the bill again?” Roxas was hanging upside down from a ceiling lamp, and rolled his eyes at the question.
“Demyx, that’s the 8th time you’ve asked that question in the last minute!”
“Its not my fault I have a short attention span!”
“Yeah it is.”
“’Isn’t!”
“Is!”
“ISN’T!”
“IT IS!”
“What are we arguing about?” Demyx asked looking confused.
“Never mind.”
“Oh crap!” Larxene marched into the room, carrying a piece of paper, swearing loudly.
“Um. What’s wrong?” Demyx asked. Demyx was the only one who was dumb enough to talk to Larxene when she was in a bad mood.
“I’ve been paired with AXEL for god’s sake! And we have to find work in Agrabah!”
Let me explain what’s going on (I skipped the boring meeting where nothing happened.) The bill was 100,000 munny. The organization does not have that kind of munny, due to numerous law-suits they are in. So, to raise the munny, the organization is being paired up, and have to find work in various worlds.

Everyone read the list. There were many moans and groans.
“Oh crap.”
“I hate that world!”
“F*** this!”
“Why is there blood on this list?"
“…You don’t want to know.”

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Dammit! Why the hell did I end up with Mr Hung-over? Moaned Roxas inside his head.
HA HA! YOU ARE SOOOOOO UNLUCKY!
Sora… What the hell are you doing in my head?
Cameo. The author couldn’t think of another way to get it to work.
Right. Are you planning on staying long?
Depends. What are you doing?
Raising money to pay for Mansex’s phyciatrist bill.
What! Mansex has to go to a phyciatrist?
Yes.
YES! BLACKMAIL MATERIAL HERE I COME! I HAVE GOT TO TELL RIKU THIS!
Does that mean you’re leaving?
Yes, for the moment. See ya Roxas.
“Phew!”
“Roxassssss! Shut up you ******!” Whispered Marluxia. This guy has really long hang-over’s.
“Right!” Roxas stopped himself from killing Marluxia with his bear hands. “This is what we’re going to do—“
“Who put you in charge?”
“You, when you got drunk over your F****** flowers!”
“How dare you befoul my flowers with your ill-bread mouth!”
“I’ll befoul whatever I want, Flowa Powa!”
“Shut up stupid key of whatsit!”
“Nice comeback.”
“Really?”
“NO!”
“Shut up Number XIII! I’m in charge!”
“Yeah, right Mr Flowa Powa!”
And it went on like this… For hours.

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“Right. Lets get one thing straight.” Larxene growled as Axel and she stormed through Agrabah.
“What’s that?”
“I am not, nor will I ever be interested in you.”
“Why?”
“Because I’m NOT! And flirt with me again… You see that wall?”
“Yeah.”
“Your guts will be all over it. And I won’t be picky how I get them out.”
“O-okay…”
“Good! Now lets find some bloody work to do in this boring place.”
“Uh, Larxene…”
“What?”
“Do you like Demyx then?”
“WHAT DID YOU SAY!!?” Screamed Larxene, summoning her Kunai.
“Yu-oh…”
And Axel was badly singed. Idiot…

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Demyx shivered as he and Saïx walked through the underworld.
“Stop shivering Demyx. Do you have any idea how annoying it is?”
“No, should I?”
Saïx shook with barely repressed rage. He didn’t get on with… anyone in the Organization when it came to it. He got on well with Mansex (Is bashed over head with claymore) I mean Xemnas, Vexen and Lexaeus. And that was pretty much it. So there was no chance in hell that he and the optimistic (If naïve) musician were ever going to get on. Ever.
“You’re shaking too Saïx!”
“With rage, not fear.”
“I’m not scared!”
“Of course not, waterboy.”
“Why do people call me that!?”
“Well, now. That’s a good question isn’t it?” Came a new voice from the shadows.
“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” Screamed Demyx, whereas Saïx just looked bored.
“Who’s there? Demyx, get out from behind my leg NOW! If you don’t I will go berserk on your butt!”
“I want my mommy!”
“It is I, Lord Hades, ruler of the underworld!”
“How nice for you.” Saïx said, emotionless as usual. “If you don’t mind, we’re just passing through.”
“I do mind!” Yelled Hades, stepping out from the shadows, “This is MY Underworld, and YOU’RE not allowed IN!”
“MOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMYY!” Screamed Demyx, as he ran out of the underworld as fast as possible. Saïx held his head in his hand. This was going to be a long day…

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“Flowa Powa!”
“Stupid key of whatsit!”
God, this is so boring.
Sora, get out of my head now.
No.
Yes.
Whatever!
IT’S MY HEAD!
Don’t you want some help when it comes to Flowa Powa?
Huh? How are you going to help?
Watch.
“Hey, Marluxia, is it true that you grow weed instead of roses?”
Sora, what did you just do?
I controlled your mouth!
So that came out of my mouth?
Yes.
And that’s why Marluxia is about to kill me?
Huh?
Roxas pointed to the enraged Marluxia who had raised his scythe and brought it down… Right down on a garbage bin. There was a pause, as Marluxia realised he had just assaulted a garbage bin, and Roxas started to burst out laughing. Marluxia snarled and raised his scythe with the bin still attached.
“THIS time… I shall not miss!”
Roxas leapt out of the way.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT SORA!!
Whatever. I have to go. The Yaoi fan-girls have found me again.
I hate you Sora… AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!

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Back in the meeting room at the castle that never was, there were 4 seats empty.
“Where are numbers IV, VI, VIII, and XIII?”
“Um. Well there were some… issues when it came to the fund-raising.”
“What kind of issues?” Xigbar asked, with that sort of worried curiosity that you get when you work in Organization XIII. Larxene snickered.
“Larxene, you shouldn’t be laughing. Axel got badly hurt when you electrocuted him.” Said Demyx, glaring at her.
“Larxene, why did you electrocute Axel?”
“Too many reasons to go into.”
“O-kay. I’m gonna move a little bit further away from you…” Luxord looked really scared. With a ‘Pwsh!’ (Well, that’s how I’d describe the noise a dark portal makes.) Axel, Vexen and Zexion portalled into the room.
“Where is Number XIII?” Inquired Xigbar.
“Still unconscious. We asked him if we could leave, he didn’t seem to mind.” Replied Zexion, his voice absolutely soaked in sarcasm.
“If he was unconscious, how could he have replied?”
“Demyx, you know when I said never to say anything again? Well, I meant it. Just. Don’t. Say. Anything. Ever. Again. As. Long. As. You. Don’t. Exist. Now then, how much munny did we earn?”
“Well” said Luxord, the Organization’s accountant. “All together, we made… 2 munny.”
“Right. Well, we have a massive problem.”
“Don’t worry. I’ve got it covered!” Axel pulled out his mobile phone. “Hello? Is this the Twilight Town council? Oh, crap! It’s a bloody call centre!” He listened for a minute. “I DON’T WANT TO COMMENT ON THE WAY TWILIGHT TOWN HIGH IS RUN YOU B*TCH! Right!” He pushed a button. He listened again. “I’LL SHOVE YOU IN A BLOODY YELLOW SUBMARINE IN A MINUTE!! Right! No I do not have a bloody appointment! Why would I? This is a seat-of-my-pants thing! Right! Hello, is that the mayor of Twilight Town? Yes,” Axel paused, and put on an official sounding voice. “I represent the council of The Wold that Never Was. Well, we need 99,999,998 munny. No, because if you don’t give us the munny, I shall insert a large Garden Gnome in you, and shall make up a story that you have several ex-wives, and I shall burn down the river. I can burn down rivers.” Axel paused and then look pleased. “Yes, I am threatening you, I’m pleased you caught on so fast, I thought you looked a bit thick. You’ll give it to us? Thank you very much. Goodbye.” Axel hung up. “Done.”
“Well done Axel!!” Everyone looked seriously impressed, even Larxene.
Oh my god! I think she’s impressed!
Yeah right!
Wait. Who the F*** are you?
It is I! Sephiroth!
Who?
You are Cloud Strife, aren’t you?
Nope, sorry!
Damm! Sorry to have disturbed you.
Well… That was seriously weird.
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See what I mean? Ah, well. Don't worry. At the moment, I am INSPIRED, so I may actually get another chapter up tonight! We'll see. Keep smiling! :)

 

Good job. LOL Poor Mansex!
I like the idea of Sora talking in Roxas head. Keep up the good work.

 

Chapter 6: Truths, Dares and crappy disguises...

Thank you! ^-^ *Gives you cookies*

Yes. Poor Mansex. No wonder he has issues with this lot to deal with... XD
Anyway, this chapter was a bugger to write, so I hope you guys enjoy it! It is also the longest yet!
And, Namine makes her (not so grand) apperence. Just to warn the easily offended, there is a bit of drinking in this. And what Axel said to Larxene shall be reveled...

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Roxas sent out an e-mail to everyone in the organization:
I am bored. And lonely. Anyone wanna do something? Anything. At all? Come on my peeps!
Roxas.

Roxas got 3 e-mails back:

I have research.
Vexen.

I am not your peep. I will never be your peep. Go F*** yourself.
Larxene.

Hey Roxas! Me, Demyx and Zexion are bored too! We’ll be over in a minute.
Axel.
P.S. Axel is making me come. Zexion.
P.S.S. Good thing too, otherwise you would never go anywhere!
P.S.S.S. SUGER!!

There was a knock on the door, and then a yell from outside.
“SUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRR!!â€
“NO, DEMYX NO!!†Yelled Zexion, as Roxas heard the running of feet. Roxas, realising that his bedroom door was at risk of being run over (who had hated the lack of privacy it had brought when Xaldin speared it to bits.), ran over and opened the door.
“DIE EVIL DOOR--! HEY WHERE DID IT GOOOOO!!†Screamed Demyx, as he ran through the open door, straight into the wall. Roxas and Axel cracked up, as Zexion rolled his eyes.
“Well, now that we’re here, what should we do?†Asked Zexion, sitting down on one of the many beanbags scattered around Roxas’ room.
“Hmm… That is a good question, oh wise Zexy.â€
“I told you before. Never call me that. Ever, or I shall haunt you with terrible nightmares.â€
“Well, let’s play Crash Bandicoot!†Said Demyx, who had also flopped onto a beanbag.
“Good idea!†Roxas walked over, and started to set up the playstation. Zexion stared out of a window. Suddenly, there was another knock on the door.
“Who’s that?†Asked Axel. Roxas blushed, and awkwardly scratched the back of his head.
“Roxas… Did you invite a certain nobody? A certain female nobody? A certain female nobody called Naminé?†Teased Axel, a wicked grin on his face.
“Um, yeah. You guys don’t mind do you?â€
“Nah. But make sure Xaldin, Vexen, Saïx or Xigbar catch her. You know she’s banned from the castle.†Replied Demyx, who had taken off his boots for some reason. God only knows what goes on in that guy’s brain.
“Oh god! It smells like feet in here!†Yelped Naminé as she walked into the room, holding her noise, and waving her hand rapidly in front of her face.
“I know how you feel.†Muttered Zexion, wrinkling his noise up. Axel rolled his eyes, muttered something about snobs and sensitive noises as he started the playstation.

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30 minutes later…
“Roxas, look out for the scientists!!â€
“Where?â€
“Right in front of you!â€
“JESUS CHRIST!!†Yelled Roxas, quickly making Crash dodge an attack from the scientists. Naminé drew something in the corner, as the strains of McFlys ‘Ultraviolet’ went around the room. They had been joined by Marluxia, as he was seriously bored. Suddenly, Zexion held up a hand.
“What is it Zexion?†Asked Marluxia, totally exasperated.
“Someone’s coming.†Everyone turned to look at Naminé.
“Who is it?†Asked Roxas. There was a pause, as Zexion sniffed the air.
“It’s Saïx.â€
“S***!! Naminé, quick, hide in the wardrobe!†Hissed Roxas, grabbing Naminé, and helping her into the wardrobe. “Remember, not a sound!†Everyone quickly resumed their ‘Casually professional, if not professionally casual’ positions. Saïx stormed into the room without knocking, a habit of his. Marluxia noticed Naminé’s sketchbook on the floor. He quickly sat on it.
“What is going on here?†asked Saïx, in a tone that wasn’t really a question.
“A party. You were invited.†Commented Roxas. Keep it cool. Don’t panic.
“I was just checking that there weren’t any… WITCHES about.†Everyone stared at each other.
How does he know these things?
“Marluxia, why are you sitting on the floor?†Asked Saïx, his eyes ablaze with anger.
“I am sitting on the floor… Um… To be at one with nature!â€
“You’re sitting on the ground…â€
“Y-e-s.â€
“To be at one with nature?â€
“Yes.â€
“How does that work?â€
“Well… I meditate.â€
“Oh really?â€
“Yes…â€
“Show me.â€
“Um… well…†Marluxia quickly thought. “OMSAKAPAKUOMMMMMMMM!!!!†He yelled at the top of his voice. Axel stood up.
“Excuse me.†Axel said, barely concealing his giggles. He ran outside, where you could hear someone cracking up. Zexion shoved his face into his lexicon, his shoulders vibrating with hysterics.
“I see. Well, then I hope you won’t mind me asking what 4 male nobodies are doing listing to McFly?†Roxas eyes widened as he and Demyx looked at each other.
“Oh, you know them well Saïx?†Asked Demyx, putting the theory of ‘The best form of defence is attack’ into practise. And blowing it to pieces.
“WHAT DID YOU SAY CREATIN!!?†Screamed Saïx, summoning his claymore, and swishing it in the air.
“EEK!†Screeched Demyx, ducking as the claymore advanced towards his head. Luckily, for Demyx anyway, Zexion took charge.
“Saïx, as your superior, I order you to stop attacking Demyx, and get the F*** out of this room NOW!â€
Saïx snarled, still holding the claymore in a treating manner. He weighed up all the options in his head, before storming out of the room, cursing everything that was cursable. Axel quietly slipped into the room.
“You can come out Naminé, he’s gone.†Said Roxas. “Um Naminé?†Naminé RAN out of the wardrobe, and fell on the floor.
“Fresh air… Fresh air!†She gasped, massaging her throat. Marluxia leapt off the ground and moaned.
“DO YOU LOT HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT HURT?!†Yelled Marluxia. “THAT WILL PROBLAY LEAVE A PERMANENT MARK ON MY A** FOREVER!!â€
“Shut up!†Hissed Demyx, who was, for once, on the ball. (Is bashed over head with sitar.) “Old moony will hear you!â€
“Do you mean Saïx or Larxene?â€
“Saïx, of course!â€
“Okay, I’m bored. Let’s play Truth or Dare!†Axel said, who was now sitting on a bean-bag.
“Great!†Said Roxas, also sitting down. “Axel, truth or dare?â€
“Da—“Axel paused. Roxas was formidable when it came to Truth or Dare. (For the remainder of this fan-fic, it shall be shortened to ToD?, to stop the writer from becoming more insane than she already is.) He had come up with the formidable dares of replacing all of Xigbars’ clothes with pirate outfits (Demyx still has the scar from when Xigbar shot him), flirting outrageously with Kairi (You don’t want to know what happened to Xaldin), and running around Port Royal singing ‘Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum’. (Axel shuddered at the mere thought of that day.)
“Truth.†Axel said, hoping that he had said the right thing.
“What did you say to Larxene that made her slap you 6 times?†Asked Roxas, a mischievous grin plastered on his face, after Naminé had whispered something into his ear. Axel cursed them both under his breath, before taking a deep breath.
“Well…â€
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FLASHBACK TIME!! ^-^
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Okay Axel. Whatever happens, don’t mess up, don’t mess up.
(“Axel- You were actually talking to yourself inside your head?†asked Roxas.)
(“Hush up!â€)
Axel walked over to Larxene. Keep it cool, keep it calm…
“Hi Larxene!†Squeaked Axel, in a voice way to loud and way to high-pitched to be his.
“Whaddya want?†Snapped Larxene, picking up a piece of glass. She paused before throwing it at Vexen. (For those of you who care, it did hit Vexen. In an area of a sensitive nature.)
“Well, um…†OH MY GOD!! I CAN’T THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY!! DAMMIT BRAIN!! DO SOMETHING!! Axel looked around for inspiration. Larxene picked up another piece of glass. It was stained red and orange. It looked quite nice. I’ll say nice glass! Well, you can guess what happened next. Axel being Axel mispronounced the word and said…
“Nice A**†The next thing Axel knew, he was experiencing extreme pain all over his face…

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O.o Um… End of Flashback. O.o
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“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!â€
“HAHAHAHAHAHAâ€
“ZOMG!! AXEL!!â€
“TEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!â€
“I… CAN’T…BREATHE!!!â€
Axel glared at everyone in the room. They were all laughing their heads off. Including Zexion! Axel groaned as he held his head in his hands. My life is over.
“Will you guys kindly SHUT THE HELL UP!!!†Yelled Axel, his face again bright red. Everyone kindly ignored Axels’ request, and continued laughing. Axel summoned his Chakram. Everyone shut up except Demyx, meaning… Yes, you guessed it:
PWSHOOSH!!
“ARRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!†Screamed Demyx as his hair caught on fire. “MY MULHAWK!!†Everyone watched calmly as Demyx started running around the room, his hair still aflame.
“How long do you think it will take him to realise that since he controls water, he can put out the fire himself?†Asked Naminé, her head moving from side to side as she watched Demyx run around.
“Knowing Demyx’s intelligence, I’d say quite a long time.†Muttered Marluxia.

45 minutes later…

“AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!†Demyx yelled, as he ran about the room, STILL on fire. By now everyone in the room was laughing at him. Demyx paused. “I have this odd feeling I’ve forgotten something… Oh well. AAAAAHHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!â€

Another 45 minutes later…

“Hey, wait a minute… I haven’t been to the toilet for 2 hours!! Mayday! Mayday!†Demyx ran out of the room (His hair is STILL on fire people!)
Naminé turned to the others.
“Maybe we should just tell him.â€
“NO!†Yelled everyone at the same time.
“Hey guys!†Demyx shoved his head back through the door. “I just remembered since I control water, I can put the fire out myself!†Demyx did that weird ‘Huh?’ look that very few people (Ur, Nobodies) can pull off, as everyone started to applaud.
“Go Demyx!â€
“You da MAN!!â€
“IT ONLY TOOK YOU AN HOUR AND A HALF!!â€
“Okay, guys, if I remember correctly, we were in the middle of a serious game of Truth or Dare?†Quipped Naminé from the corner.
“No, you were in the middle of embarrassing me!†Snapped Axel, glaring at Naminé. She shrugged.
“Truth or Dare, embarrassment, aren’t they basically the same thing?â€
“Who’s turn is it now?†Asked Marluxia, who had gone the longest time ever without mentioning plants.
“IT’S ZEXY’S TURN!!†Screamed Demyx (He had found a bar of chocolate in the bathroom. No-one had taught Demyx not to eat chocolate that has been found in the bathroom, hence why he had eaten it.) Zexion breathed out.
“Dare.†He muttered, silently cursing everything that ever non-existed in his mind. Demyx leapt up and down.
“IGOTTAREALGOODONE!!†He yelled at hyper speed. He leapt over yelled/whispered something in Zexion’s ear. Zexion stared at him.
“I am not doing that unless I am under the influence of beer.†He said bluntly. Demyx grinned, and pulled out a large plastic bag. Everyone stared at him. Marluxia summed up what they were all thinking.
“Oh, you have got to be kidding…â€

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“So, then Zexion, will you do your dare?†asked Demyx. The plastic bag was almost empty. Marluxia had been rationed to 1 sip of beer, (even then he was a bit ditzy) while Demyx and Axel only had one can. Roxas and Naminé had been frequently reminded they were underage, until Naminé blackmailed Axel and Demyx into giving them some. Only 2 sips. That was all. Anyway, back to a very drunk Zexion.
“Hic!†Zexion rolled of the beanbag he had been flopped over. Naminé glanced at everyone in the room. She was worried, she feared for Zexion’s non-existent liver. The others just giggled.
“Well Zexion? Are you going to do your dare?†Asked Axel, grinning like a fiery maniac. Well, he is a fiery maniac. But that’s not the point at the moment.
“OF COURSE I’LL DO MY F****** DARE!!†Yelled Zexion, his voice slightly muffled, because he was speaking into the carpet. “WAIT A MINUTE!! WHAT IS MY F****** DARE!?!?!?!â€
“Your dare is to sing we are the champions while tap-dancing in Xigbars room, also replacing his underwear with Larxene's.†Reminded Demyx.
“Oh yeah.†Zexion staggered upright, and dragged himself to the door.
“Should we really of gotten him so drunk?†Naminé stage-whispered in Roxas’ ear. Roxas rolled his eyes.
“It’s times like these that remind me you’re a princesses of hearts nobody.†Roxas grinned and grabbed Naminés hand, and dragged her out of the room after the others. “Lighten up a little!†Naminé wasn’t sure about this. She had a feeling that this was headed for disaster. Oh Naminé. How. Right. You. Were.

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Larxene glared at the computer screen. Stupid fan-girls… She was watching a AxelxLarxene video on YouTube. Damm that stupid RE: Chain of Memories. Dammit to…
“HEY LARXENE!!†Slurred a voice from the doorway. Larxene rolled her eyes.
“How much have you had Zexion?†Asked Larxene. She had been one of the first in the organization to discover how incredibly drunk Zexion could get without collapsing. In fact, she still found it quite impressive.
“Only a few dozen cans!†Zexion frowned, “Actually, now that you mention it, I probably had quite a lot more!â€
“I’m going to guess that you are now involved in a stupid dare involving either me or my underwear.â€
“Underwear.†Zexion walked over her wardrobe and yanked out several pairs of underwear.
“Get out of my underwear drawer, NOW!!†Yelled Larxene, summoning her Kunai.
“Oke-dokee!!†Slurred Zexion, staggering out of the room.
“BRING THOSE BACK YOU ******ED BOOKWORM!!†Screamed Larxene, as bolts of electricity started to fizz from around her.

Seconds later…

ZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!
“ARRRGHH!!â€
Naminé glanced at the other nobodies, who were killing themselves laughing. She rubbed her elbow awkwardly.
“Perhaps we should help him?†She asked, looking at the others.
“Oh, we will, we will, just after the next bit!†Said Demyx.
“IF YOU EVER DO THAT AGAIN, I SHALL CATASRISE YOU WITH A SPOON!! EVER TRIED THAT BEFORE MR ZEXION!! NOW GET THE F*** OUT OF MY ROOM!!!†Zexion staggered out of the room, oh so slightly singed, holding several pairs of underwear.
“I guod dit!†Mumbled Zexion. Naminé picked up one of the pairs of underwear and glanced at the still laughing boys.
“WHEN YOU HAVE QUITE FINISHED!!†Yelled Naminé, who has seriously massive lungs, “PERHAPS WE CAN GET THE REST OF THIS IDIOTIC DARE OVER!!†Axel grinned.
“Gee Roxas, I didn’t know you’re into psychopaths! Perhaps I should put you on a blind date with Larxene!!â€
“SHUT THE F*** UP!!†Yelled Roxas, summoning Oblivion and Oathkeeper.

So, after the flames had literally burned out on their second fight of the day, Axel, Roxas, Demyx, Marluxia, Naminé and Zexion walked (Or in Zexion’s case staggered.) towards Xigbar’s room. So, a summary:
Demyx is still high on sugar, Zexion is drunk, Naminé’s vocal cords hurt, Roxas is insulted, Axel is bored, and Marluxia’s butt still hurts.

Zexion staggered into Xigbar’s room, while the others hid in the corridor, in what Axel said were “Brilliant†disguises.
“Axel, these disguises SUCK!†Yelled Demyx. Axel pouted, looking highly offended.
“I don’t think you quite realise the genius of my plan. You see, we’re all disguised as our lower nobodies, except Marluxia, he’s a pot plant, and Naminé’s a dusk! So, if they he sees us, we just run off. Xigbar will just think we were here, on a mission for our respective selves.â€
“Axel, did you have more than one can of beer?†Marluxia snarled. “Pot Plants can’t walk!â€
“Well, then just stand there, like a pot plant does!â€
“Why do I have to be a girl?†Muttered Demyx.
“Because you had to have only female nobodies!â€
“They’re better dancers! The men kept falling over!â€
“Maybe it s*** chorography!â€
“OH SNAP!â€
“SHUT THE HELL UP AXEL!!â€
“I’M STILL DRUNK PEOPLE!!†Zexion managed to fall over thin air as he yelled this fact.
Oh LOL!
Sora, piss off!
NO!
YES! I’ll give you photos of Mansex’s mental breakdown.
Seriously?
Yeah, if you leave me alone!
Deal!!
Okay, now get the hell out of my head!!
FWEEEEEEE!!!
Okay…
“Now Zexion, you remember what you’re doing?†Marluxia asked.
“Of course I do! What do you people think I am a drunkard?†No-one answered that question. Naminé hugged herself, something she did a lot. Especially whenever she was around Roxas. We shall call it nerves. Zexion grinned and walked into Xigbars room.
“Uh-oh…†Everyone, looked worried. Well, as worried as you can when you’re 3 male and one female nobody dressed up as your respective nobody, a dusk, and a pot plant.
“Zexion grinning is NOT a good sign…â€

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Dun dun dun... Why is Zexion grinning? Will Marluxia have a permant mark on his butt? Will Namine's vocal cords recover? And why the hell was Namine banned from the castle anyway? Find out the answers in the next chapter of "Orginization Chaos!"

 

Great job as always! ^_^
This one of my favs chapter. I really enjoyed it. That True or Dare game was so funny. Axel said Nice a** instead of nice glass. That was hilarious. Keep it up.

 

Chapter 7: Flashbacks, Ninja moves and Rescue missions.

Wait no longer! It is here!

Thank you! And don't worry, I'll keep it up.^-^

*Is concerned* Breathe in... And out...

*Gives you all cookies*

Right, soooo sorry that these chapters aren't coming up quicker, but homework and writers block are EVIL!! Yeah, random moment, XD.
WARNING: There is an EXTREME out of Character moment in this chapter. Well, they're all pretty out of character at the moment. But this is very extreme! So enjoy! Also, Riku makes quick apperence!

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We shall now join Zexion in the room. Zexion staggered over to the wardrobe, still holding Larxene’s underwear. In his beer addled brain, he had decided to ‘liven up’ the dare. Oh dear god…

He grabbed the underwear and switched it around, before writing ‘I love McFly!’ on the wardrobe. Then out of nowhere, he decided to sing a song. Not just any old song. The Emo song.
“Dear Diary. Mood apathetic. My life is spiralling downwards.â€
Outside, a samurai, assaian, dancer, dusk, and pot plant shared worried glances.
“Hey, get out of the way!†Snapped Marluxia from behind. The other nobodies slipped away, confronted by their commanders. Axel pushed the pot-plant over.
“NOOOOOO!! HOW COULD YOU!!!†Screamed Marluxia. Axel glanced at the floor.
“Opps…â€
“NOW DIE YOU PLANT HATER!!! DIE YOU SON-OF-A-B*TCH!!â€
“I couldn't get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate me dry concert.†Sang Zexion from inside the room.
“TAKE IT EASY MARLY!!â€
“DIE!!â€
“THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SO DRAMATIC!!â€
“WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON IN HERE YOU LITTLE PIECES OF S***!!!!†Yelled a new voice. Everyone froze, and slowly turned around to see…
Saïx.
They. Had. Entered. The. Wrong. Room. Everyone stared at the door.
“Oh.†They all said together. “Oh. S***!!!! RUUUUNN!!†And with that everyone sprinted away as fast as their non-existent legs could carry them.
“Wait!†Naminés voice made the party screech to a stop. “What about Zexion?â€
“Holy crap!†Marluxia face-palmed. “Why does that son-of-a-b*tch always have to be drunk?â€
“Um… Didn’t you…â€
“Now is not the time for accusations!! Now is the time for action! Axel, Do we have any left-over beer?â€

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10 minutes later an extremely drunk Marluxia, Demyx, Axel, a relatively sober Roxas, and a very sober Naminé were planning.
“So, we will pour custard over Saïx’s head, and Axel will set his hair on fire, and then Roxas will rescue Zexion.â€
“Demyx, that is the crappiest sugget- sugie- damm, that’s a hard word to say. Anyway, it’s crap.â€
“Tisn’t!â€
“Tis!â€
“TISN’T!!â€
“TIS!!â€
“SHUT UP!!†Naminé yelled at Axel and Demyx, who stared at her reproachfully. There was a short silence as Naminé massaged her throat.
“Hic.†(That was Marluxia.)
“Look, at the moment, Zexion is being chopped up like minced quorn by Saïx!â€
“Quorn?â€
“I’m a vegetarian.â€
“Like you can talk!†Snorted Demyx. “After all, you got banned from the castle for, what was it again?†Naminé went a bright red as the memories began to reform in her head. “Oh yeah…â€

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More Flashbacks! (Hopefully not as bad as the last one…)
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Naminé giggled, clutching her sketchbook closer to her chest. Revenge is very sweet. She had had enough of Luxord and Xaldin doing they’re best to drive her insane, stealing stuff from her and hiding it in bins and worse, stealing her underwear and hiding it in Roxas’ Chest of Drawers. She shuddered. But she had worked hard, doing her best, training, strengthening herself until…
She was ready. Today they would pay.

Roxas fell over Naminé.
“EKK!!â€
“NAMINÉ!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!â€
“Roxas, please, shut up!†Naminé hissed, pushing a finger to her lips. “And please, will you get off me?â€
“Huh?†Roxas stared, before realising that he was lying on top of Naminé. “Ah.†He stood up. “Sorry. But, what are you doing here?†Naminé just grinned.
“Can you keep a secret?†Roxas frowned.
“’Corse I can? Why, what are you up to?â€

Roxas held his head down as he walked into the meeting room.
“Hey, Roxas!†Demyx bounded over to him. “Looks like we’re set for another boring meeting, huh?†Roxas managed to straighten his face before looking up at Demyx.
“Yeah. Dead dull.†Everyone started to take their seats, and Roxas swore he could see a glimpse of blond hair and blue eyes.
Oh my god… I can’t believe she’s really going to do this!
Do what?
Piss off.
No, I want to know!
Sora, you do know that those photos of Xaldin in the morning are on a loan. The more you annoy me, the sooner I’ll want it back.
Well, nice talking to you Roxas, I have to go.
Figures.

“Now...†Xemnas started his monologue on Kingdom Hearts, Nobodies, the keyblade, and other stuff like that. Y’know, boring crap. Everyone drifted into their own little worlds, thinking about anything. Suddenly—
“I’VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I’VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! I’VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT! AND GUESS WHAT’S INSIDE IT!!†Sang Luxord and Xaldin in perfect harmony.
“WHAT IN THE NAME OF KINGDOM HEARTS!!!†Yelled many members of the organization, while the rest just wet themselves laughing. The ones wetting themselves laughing were Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Larxene, and Marluxia.
“Nice harmony!†Yelled Axel.
“They’re harmonizing better than I can!†Pouted Demyx, causing them to start laughing again.
“ENOUGH!†Snapped Xemnas. “What has happened Vexen?†Vexen hummed and ahhed a bit. Axel copied him, and had a claymore thrown at his head. This caused Axel to swear quite a bit, and Roxas to crack up. Again.
“My hypothesis…â€
“Hypnotise!?†Yelled Demyx. “Not again!â€
“Hypothesis you idiot! It means a theory.â€
“Oh right.†Demyx shrank back into his seat. The rest of the Organization rolled their eyes, except Luxord and Xaldin, who were still singing.
“As I was saying. I believe that Luxord and Xaldin have somehow had their memories altered.†Roxas’ eyes widened. Yuh-oh…
“How did you work that out Vexen?†Asked Xigbar.
“Naminé’s standing right over there.†Commented Vexen, pointing to where Naminé was indeed standing. Double Yuh-oh!! Thought Roxas. Naminé glanced at the various Organization members, weighed up her options, and went for the best one.

Running for her non-existent life.

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… Why the hell do I bother?
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“It’s been a year, and that still makes me laugh!†Laughed Axel, falling off a bean bag. Again.
“Look.†Namine placed her hands on her hips in an attempt to look intimidating. “Zexion is being beaten up by Saïx at this very moment. We have to help him.â€
“Well that’s what we were doing, until we got hammered!†Pointed out Demyx, as Marluxia fell asleep.
“FOR GOD’S SAKE!! JUST DO SOMETHING ALREADY!!†Naminé snapped. “AND WAKE UP!!†She bellowed in Marluxia’s ear, before kicking him.
Hard.
“OW!! OH MY GOD!! WHAT THE?!! NAMINÉ!! THAT SERIOUSLY HURT!!â€
“Good. Now, are we going to do something?â€
“Fine, Mistress Poo-head.â€
“Intelligent comeback.â€
“But in case you’ve forgotten Naminé,†Roxas piped up. “They are drunk, and the last plan you came up with ended up getting several small animals killed. And Simba was horribly disfigured.â€
“I know. That’s why you’re going to come up with the plan.â€
“Damm straight… Wait a second. WHAT!! NAMINÉ, HAVE YOU LOST IT!!â€
“Wet yourself.â€
“Fine!†Roxas sat up. “I’ll make a bloody plan.â€

Jesus…

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Roxas’ basic plan was to run in and get Zexion out without too many deaths. So he left it to Axel to fill in the large blanks.

“Remember, as we head there, we must do cool ninja moves.†Reminded Axel, as they started to head out. Now, imagine 3 drunk nobodies, a slightly drunk 15 year old nobody and his girlfriend, doing Ninja moves in the Castle that Never Was. Yeah.
CRASH!! BANG!!!! KAR-UUNNCCKH!! CLANG!!!!
“WHAT THE F***!!â€
“AXEL, ARE YOU DRUNK AGAIN!!!â€
“I CAN’T BELIVE HOW STUPID YOU ARE!!!!!!â€
“…†(That was Lexaeus.)

“Axel, this wasn’t one of your best ideas, was it?†Demyx asked, rubbing a large bruise on his leg, after falling over one of Lexaeus weights.
“It was better than your idea. Honestly.†Axel shook his head. “Custard.â€
“Where?â€
“Shut up Marluxia.â€
“Okay, now, to save Zexion!†Yelled Naminé.
“I need the toilet.â€
“Hold on.â€
“I CAN’T!!â€
“Suck it up!â€
“But I… Ah…â€
“EW!! DEMYX!! THAT’S GROSS!!â€
“That was a BIG relief!â€
“I AM NEVER GOING NEAR YOU AGAIN!!â€
“SHHHHHHSSSSHHH!!!†Axel shoved a finger to his lips and waved his other hand about. Except Naminé, who would not shut up. So Marluxia, well…
SLAP!!!
“YOU SON-OF-A-B*TCH!!!!!!†Screamed Naminé, and her and Marluxia proceeded to cat-fight. Outside Saïx’s room.
“WHAT IN THE NAME OF KINGDOM HEARTS IS GOING ON OUT HERE!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?†Bellowed Saïx.
“Ah! My eardrums!!†Yelped Demyx, holding his ears.
“Well,†Axel decided to take charge. “We came to rescue Zexion, Marluxia and Naminé are cat-fighting, you just defended Demyx, and Roxas just got slapped.†Commented Axel, as Roxas (who was trying to stop the cat-fight. Idiot…) did, indeed, get slapped.

“What do you mean, save Zexion?†Saïx looked seriously confused.
“Well, you bashed him with your claymore, didn’t you?†Asked Demyx, gently pushing himself off the floor.
“No! I just videoed him singing the Emo Song and put it on YouTube!†Axel, Demyx and Roxas stared at each other. Marluxia and Naminé continued cat-fighting. “Now, get rid of those Cat----“ Saïx’s voice trailed off. They paused to see what he was staring at. Then they noticed. Naminé. Who just so happened to be banned from the castle.
“Oh. S***.†They all said at the same time.
“BERSERK!!!!!â€
“RUN NAMINÉ!!! RUN RUN RUN!!!†They all screamed, grabbing Naminé and running.
“Where are we going to go!?†Yelled Roxas, as Saïx started to smash stuff up in the corridor while running towards them.
“Anywhere that isn’t near Saïx is fine by me!†replied Naminé, who was being dragged along.
“Yeah, well, we need to be more specific.â€
“Luxord’s room is straight ahead!!†Yelled Demyx, and all of them dived into the room. Luxord just looked.
“Should I ask?â€
“No.â€
“Hiding from Saïx?â€
“Yes.â€
“Wardrobe.†Said Luxord, pointing to said wardrobe.

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“Ow. Roxas, that’s my foot.†Hissed Naminé.
“Sorry.â€
“How come I’m on the bottom?†Snapped Axel, attempting to stretch his arms.
“Because it was your stupid idea that got us in here in the first place.†Whispered Marluxia.
“I need the toilet again.†Muttered Demyx.
“That’s it; we’re taking you to the doctors.â€
“Why?â€
“It can’t be healthy to go to the toilet as much as you do… OUCH!†Axel winced as something hit the wardrobe.
“Saïx is coming, so shut up.†Hissed Luxord from outside.
â€You kicked me in an area of the sensitive nature!â€
“Good. HELLO SAÃX!!†Yelled Luxord, to get them all to shut up.
“Number X. Have you seen the witch known as Naminé?â€
“No.â€
“I think you have.â€
“I think I haven’t.â€
Roxas prayed.
Please may we not be found out…
Being hunted by Saïx again?
Sora, I don’t have the time or the patience.
Yeah, well sorry about this Roxas.
Sorry about what?
HEYA ROXAS!!
WHY IS HE HERE!!?
…Boredom?
RIKU GET OUT OF MY HEAD NOW!!
But I’m bored!
Not my problem.
You shouldn’t be talking like that to someone who totally owned you.
YOU DIDN’T!!! THAT WAS MANSEX’S HEARTLESS!!
Burn’t!
Shut up Sora!
No!
Yes!
BEACH FIGHT!!
See ya Roxie!
NEVER CALL ME THAT!!!

“Hey guys…†whispered Demyx, in almost silence.
“What Demyx?†replied Naminé.
“I seriously need to go… Like now.â€
“You can’t.â€
“Oh crap.â€
“What?â€
“I wet myself again.â€
“OH GOD!!!!†They all screamed, then slapping their hands over their mouths. Too late.
SMASH!!!
The claymore smashed into the wardrobe, revealing them, hunched up.
“And again!†Said Marluxia, as they sprinted out of the room.
“Okay, we need somewhere else to hide.†Panted Axel. “Luxord, what the hell are you doing here?â€
“Dunno.â€
“And you wonder why we call you stupid. Let’s try… Zexion’s room!â€
“Is that wise?â€
“Probably not.â€

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“Hey Zexion!â€
“Shhhsh!†A limp figure waved a finger from the bed.
“Hung-over?â€
“You should be a doctor.â€
“Can we hide in here?â€
“Why?â€
“Saïx saw Naminé.â€
“Fine.†Marluxia started to head to the wardrobe.
“Wait! Saïx will look there first! Let’s… hide under the bed!â€
“DIVE!!!†Yelled Demyx, diving under the bed.
“This should be entertaining.†Muttered Luxord, following Demyx’s lead, as did everyone else.
“ARGH! Roxas, your foot is in my face!â€
“Sorry.â€
“This is stupid.â€
“Shut up.†Hissed Zexion
“…Emo.â€
“I AM NOT EMO AXEL!!â€
“EMO EMO EMO EMO EMO!!!â€
“I AM NOT A FRICKEN EMO!!â€
“YES YOU ARE!!â€
“I AM NOT EMO!!! SHUT THE HELL UP!!!â€
“YOU SANG THE EMO SONG FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!â€

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In another part of the castle, Saïx was searching. He HAD to find those nobodies, who were bringing the Organization into disrepair. And when he found that witch. And then he would punish them… A horrible memory of the time when Demyx smuggled a video of Sailor Moon in flashed into his mind. And then he was stalked forever by organization Members, who would yell: “In the name of the moon, I will punish you!†Oh, they would be punished now; they would feel their suffering…

He’s got some issues doesn’t he? Anyway, Saïx headed towards Roxas’ room, in the hope that they had gone to continue their… Party. When he reached the room, he found two things:
1) They were not there. (Because they were arguing under Zexion’s bed.)
2) Naminé’s sketchbook.

It had lots of drawing in. Including a rather embarrassing picture of… Himself. In boxers. With hearts on. Oh dear God… A snarl of rage escaped Saïx.
“I SHALL PUNISH HER!!!!!!!!!†He screamed, waking everyone in the castle up.

Xigbar woke up to lots of yelling. Oh crap… Saïx was annoyed yet AGAIN!
“It’s not Mansex that needs the phyciatrist.†He muttered darkly crawling out of bed. “It’s SAÃX!â€

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Marluxia bolted upright as he heard a yell. He promptly bashed his head on the bed.
“OUCH!†He snapped, as did everyone else. Including Zexion, who had hit his head on a book shelf. Which hurts a lot. Trust me.
“What’s going on?†asked Demyx, spitting a few dust bunnies out of his mouth. “Geez, you need to clean under here more often Zexy.â€
“What are you, my mother?â€
“You have a mother?!â€
“You’re pushing it Axel…†Zexion shoved his head out of the door. “Saïx has lost it.â€
“I thought you said he lost it years ago?†Pointed out Demyx. Before Zexion could reply, Xaldin walked in.
“Zexion… Whoever’s hiding under the bed…â€
“It’s us.†Said Luxord, as everyone shoved their heads out from under the bed. (Except Naminé)
“Whatever…†Xaldin took a breath. “BERSERKER!!!!â€
“BERSERKER!?!!?!â€
“BERSERKER!!!!!!!!!!†Everyone leapt out from under the bed (Including Naminé.) to see. Saïx, had indeed lost it, and was smashing up the corridors. Larxene was taking pictures, while Xigbar was trying to calm him down.
Needless to say he was failing miserably.

“THE WITCH SHALL DIE!!!!†Bellowed Saïx, spinning around. Then he saw Naminé. “DIE WITCH DIE!!!!!!!â€
“RUN!†Yelled Demyx, as they ran off. They raced through the corridors, falling over random objects.
“Wait a second.†Axel brought the entire party (now including Zexion and Xaldin.) to yet another grinding halt. “We aren’t doing cool ninja moves!!â€
“Oh for God’s sake Axel,†Xaldin rolled his eyes.
“If you were as drunk as I were, you would understand. Now… NINJA!!!â€
All of them started to do ninja moves.

“Right!†yelled Marluxia, as they turned right, still avoiding the berserker, “WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!â€
“SHUT UP!!†Naminé slapped Marluxia, accidentally knocking him unconscious.
“Nice one Naminé.â€
“Oh, shut up and run.â€
“PLAYING THE SITAR WITH MY TOES!!â€
“DEMYX!!â€
“Sorry.†They ran again, as Saïx chased them once more.
“We can’t keep running forever!†Yelped Xaldin, narrowly avoiding a flying claymore.
“Roxas!â€
“What is it Axel?â€
“Do you have any skateboards?â€

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“THIS IS SO STUPID!!!†Naminé found herself yelling yet again. They were skateboarding through the corridors of the Castle.
“Stupid or not,†Replied Luxord. “It is workseen Saïx for ages.â€

This was because Saïx was coming the other way. Xigbar had finally calmed him down (By threatening him.) which was pretty incredible. However, as Saix and Xigbar walked along, our little posse were heading right towards them.
You can guess what happens next…

CRUNCH! KRACK!! CLAMG!!!! CLATTER!!!
“ERK!!†“OH MY FECKIN GAWD!!!†“I THINK I’M CHOKING!!â€
Saïx raised his head. And-
Instantly.
Went.
Into.
A.
Long.
Fit.
Of.
Crying.

Everyone stared as tears started to fall down Saïx’s face. Axel pulled out a video camera.
“IT’S SO UNFAIR!!†Sobbed Saix. “I JUST TRY MY BEST TO DO GOOD STUFF, AND I GET BEAT UP BY REATARDS AND DRUNKS ON SKATEBOARDS!!!†By now, everyone was watching. Then they looked at Xigbar and grinned. Xigbar face-palmed. I hate being in charge.
“That’s… very sad.†He said lamely.
“I DON’T WEAR BOXERS WITH HEARTS ON!!!â€
“…Good for you.â€
“IT’S SO UNFAIR!!â€
“Uh-huh…†Xigbar glanced at the other members, who were holding back hysterics. A little help? He mouthed. Everyone shook their heads.
“Gits…†He muttered under his breath. “Just… Try to calm down a bit Saïx.â€
“NO-ONE UNDERSTANDS ME!!â€
“I see…†Screw this! Xigbar grabbed hold of the nearest weapon (Which was, ironically, Saïx’s claymore.) and
CRACK!
“Nice one Xigbar!†Yelled Luxord, as everyone fell over laughing at the knocked out Saïx.
“Let’s draw on his face!â€
“Great idea!â€

And so, the Organization went to sleep, satisfied with another days work. And getting drunk.

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For reference, I was eating sweets from Ikea while writing this, they get me really hyper! Enjoy!

 

OMG! Zexion Singing the Emo song! Classic! I love this!

 

Awesome! I like this chapter. It's so funny.
lol Zexion singing that song! and poor Demyx.

 

Chapter VIII: Drawings, bonding time, and travel sickness tablets...

*Pleased you liked it* Riku may be appering yet again... DUN DUN DUN!!!

*Pleased Again* Who couldn't have Zexion singing the Emo Song? Always funny...

Ah yes. Poor Demyx. But it's not over...

This chapter: Saix does have his drawings all the way through, just so you get that mental image in your head. Got it there? Good!

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Saïx woke up. And he had a Mario style moustache drawn on his face. He stared at it in the mirror.
“AXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL!!!â€

Demyx grinned.
“I have got to hand it to you Axel, that moustache was excellent.â€
“I didn’t draw it!â€
“Really?â€
“Nope.â€
“Then what did you draw?†Axel grinned again.
“Just wait a minute.†There was silence in the basement.
“OH MY BLOODY GOD!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHO THE?! AAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXXEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!â€
“My cue.†Axel across the basement to the stairs. Demyx rolled his eyes, and glugged down more coffee. Roxas rubbed his eyes.
“So, Roxas, why are we in the basement?â€
“Because we’re hiding from Xigbar and Saïx. They’re both seriously narked about what happened last night.â€
“Really?â€
“No, we’re going to kill lots of small animals.â€
“COOL!!â€
“Demyx. Just… Oh, shut up before I punch you.â€
“ZEXY!!†Yelled Demyx, running over and bear-hugging Zexion.
“Demyx. Off. Now.â€
“NO!â€
“Demyx?â€
“Yes?â€
POW!!!
Roxas fell over laughing as Demyx nursed his bleeding nose. Zexion smiled weakly.
“That hurt!â€
“Good.†Axel ran back. He was grinning.
“Have you guys seen Saïx?†Everyone shook their heads. “It’s AWSOME!! You have got to see!†Everyone ran out of the basement. And grinned.

Saïx was covered in drawings. The Mario moustache (Xigbar had a thing for the classics) was just the beginning. He also had the moon on his neck (Marluxia), a drawing of Xemnas on his stomach (Larxene), a squirrel on his arm (Demyx), a papou fruit on his back (Naminé), a claymore broken in half (Roxas), someone (possibly Xaldin) wrote ‘McFly rules, OK?’ down one leg, but although there were others, something was missing…

“Axel, where’s your drawing?†asked Marluxia. Axel’s grin got bigger.
“In a place not on view to the public.â€
“SERIOUSLY!!?†Yelled Demyx, before Zexion slammed his hand over his mouth.
“Well why do you think it took a while for Saïx to see it?â€
“Axel, you are seriously disturbed.â€
“Because I hang out with you lot!†Roxas punched Axel on the arm.
“Git. You’re the one who said we should do Ninja moves while drunk!â€
“Roxas,†Axel swung one arm over Roxas’ shoulder. “When you are as drunk as I was last night, Ninja moves are the only way to go. You’ll understand when you’re older.â€
“…†Roxas just stared at Axel, then shook of the arm. “You got me drunk last night Axel!â€
“Not that drunk!â€
“Yes that drunk!â€
“Have you guys finished yet?†piped up Demyx.
“Nope. Not that drunk!â€
“Yes that drunk!†Demyx rolled his eyes, and continued to drink coffee. It was a unwritten rule in the organization, do not disturb Roxas and Axel when arguing unless you enjoy being burnt or having a keyblade shoved up your… Yeah.

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Xigbar rubbed his head. Trying to work out a way to stop the whole of the Organization from having a mutiny, like when Xemnas had tried to ban sugar from the castle on account of Demyx’s hyperness. Well, the whole place had gone insane, until Xemnas relented. Still, Xigbar decided to look for help in a book he thought relevant to the Organization.

“How to raise children.â€

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“Not that drunk!â€
“Yes that drunk!â€
“Not that drunk!â€
“Yes that drunk!â€
“Not that drunk!â€
“Yes that drunk!â€

Demyx strummed a little tune quietly on his Sitar, while Zexion downed another aspirin for his headache, caused by the still arguing pyro and keyblade wielder. Marluxia walked into the room and watched, his head going back and forwards like watching a tennis match.
“Hey guys…†He piped up.
FWOOSH!!
DONK!!!

Demyx put out Marluxia’s hair with lighting reactions, (Living with Axel, you have to have quick reactions.) and Zexion helped remove the keyblade without flinching.
“There’s a meeting about to happen.†Gasped Marluxia. “Thank you Zexion. Xigbar says everyone has to attend or else.â€
“Or else what?†Asked Demyx.
“From what I heard, it had something to do with Saïx and carrots.†There was a wince from everyone in the room, remembering the last time Saïx was let lose with a vegetable. (In case you are interested, it was a turnip, and it is how Demyx got his fear of turnips.)
“You okay Demyx?†Asked Roxas, concerned for his watery friend.
“Bad memories…†Shuddered Demyx. He glanced at the growing puddle around his feet. “Oh crap…â€

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Demyx was the last to arrive at the meeting, since he had to change. With everyone finally settled, Xigbar began.
“Now, I’ve noticed that there has been some random crud going on dudes.â€
“Well, it depends whether taking pictures for blackmailing purposes is weird.†Pointed out Larxene. “That reminds me, I need more film.â€
“No way.†Snapped Saïx, who was still covered in drawings. “Those pictures you took last night were the limit.â€
“Trinity Limit?†Piped up Demyx, who dodged a bolt of lighting.
“Dudes…â€
“Hey, leave Demyx alone Larxene!†Yelled Axel, who was sore about the whole slapping thing.
“NO!†She bellowed, throwing another bolt of lighting.
“B*TCH!!†Axel threw a chankram at Larxene. Roxas took out the video camera.
“Damm, it’s all blurry!†Snapped Roxas.
“It’s the little red dial. Turn it clockwise.†Piped up Luxord.
“Thank you.†Roxas did as he was told, narrowly dodging a flying claymore.
“Now you see dudes,†Xigbar drawled, watching the unfolding chaos. “This is what I’m talking about. Guys, stop it already.â€
“Very well temporary superior.†Said Saïx, withdrawing himself from the fight.
“Suck up…†muttered Marluxia under his breath. Very quietly. It’s just a shame Saïx has good hearing…
“WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?!†Bellowed Saïx.
CRACK!
“EEK!!â€
“BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!â€
“OH MY GOD!!!â€
“MARLUXIA SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL!!!†Xigbar face-palmed yet again.
“EVERYONE STOP!!†He bellowed. Everyone ignored him. So he fired two shots into the air. They still ignored him. So he yelled:
“OH MY GOD! MANSEX IS BACK!!†And they still ignored him. So he yelled:
“OH MY HOLY KNICKERS!!! IT’S SORA!!!†He was ignored some more.
“What do I have to do to get some attention in this place?†He muttered darkly. Then he had a brainwave. Well, sort of.
“ALCOHOL!!!!â€
“WHERE!!â€
“LETMEATIT!!!â€
“WHALE MEEEEEAAAAAATTT!!!†Screamed Demyx, which caused everyone to stare at him.
“Why is everyone staring at me?†Asked Demyx, glancing around.
“Just…†Saïx sighed and threw a claymore at him. “SHUT THE HELL UP DEMYX!!!!!â€
“MY MULHAWK!!!â€
“Son of a-! “
“Everyone calm down…â€
“CALM DOWN?!â€
“HE’S INSANE I TELLS YOU!!!â€
“So, anyway I says to Zexion, I says…â€
“CANNON BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!â€
“RIGHTS FOR PLANTS!!! RIGHTS FOR PLANTS!!!â€
“So then HE says to me, he says…â€
“I’M RUNNING OUT OF MEMORY ON THIS THING!!!â€
“GOD DAMMIT AXEL!!â€
“Yeah, well, wanna get a Starbucks?â€
“Sure.†Xaldin and Vexen left the room.
“Wait, come back!†Yelled Xigbar, who was once again kindly ignored.

“MEGA COW HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING!!!â€
“CAN IT!â€
“I WET MYSELF AGAIN!!â€
“DEMYX!!†Moaned everyone.
“IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!!â€
“It is.â€
“It is.â€
“It is.â€
“CAN IT!! YOU’LL REGRET THE DAY YOU MESSED WITH MYDE!!! Uh… I mean Demyx.â€
A snort.
“Idiot.â€
“Don’t call him that Saïx!†Snapped Axel, leaping up, and falling over Roxas.
“OW!†Yelped Roxas.
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR!?!?â€
“I fell off my chair…â€
“Then why didn’t you just stand up?â€
“2 very good reasons. One, This is actually a really good angle to film from.â€
“And two…?†Muttered Saïx, rolling his eyes at XIII’s stupidity.
“Lexaeus is standing on me and slowly crushing the air out of my lungs.†Then Roxas passed out.
“Oh crap… Lexaeus get off him.â€
“…â€
“Now.â€
“…â€
“Or you get a Chakram up your butt.â€
“…!†Lexaeus stepped off Roxas.
“Where did Vexen go?â€
“Coffee.â€
“Remind me to burn his room down.â€
“YAY!!†Demyx started dancing. Demyx hated Vexen; he thought that Vexen was just a rip-off of himself.
“Demyx. Go change before you start dancing.†Demyx stormed out of the room.
“Now what do we do?†Asked Saïx.
“Okay dudes, once Roxas is conscious again, we’ll have this meeting again. WITHOUT THE VIOLENCE!!â€

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“Right now.†Xigbar took a breath. “I have decided that we should try and have a bit of bonding time.â€
A pause.
“Together.â€
Another Pause.
“As a group.â€
“WHAT!?â€
“HAVE YOU LOST IT!!?â€
“Cough MENTAL BREAKDOWN cough.â€
“Subtle.â€
“OH MY FREAKIN GAWD!!â€
“Look,†Xigbar managed to get everyone to shut up again. “It’s just for today, for a few hours.â€
“Still rather die.â€
“Okay, IF YOU GUYS DON’T COOPERATE I WILL…†Xigbar went into a long explanation of what he would do, which involved: A fork, pink hi-lighter, a curtain, and several things that sounded anatomically impossible.
“Okay, enough information Xigbar.†Interrupted Xaldin, holding up his hands. “There are young, even if they aren’t innocent children in the room.â€
“I AM NOT A CHILD!!â€
“I was talking about Demyx.â€
“Oh.â€
“HEY!!!â€
“DUDES!!†Xigbar yelled through a…
“How did you get a mega-phone?â€
“I dunno. But, anyway, we are going to…†Xigbar paused.
“Has he fallen asleep?â€
“Lol.â€
“AXEL, ROXAS SHUT UP!!†Xigbar rolled his eyes. “I was pausing for dramatic effect, and you’ve just messed it up!â€
“Sorry.â€
“What he said.â€
“Yeah, well,†Xigbar yanked on his ponytail. “We’re going to the park. No if’s, no buts’, no ‘Xigbaaaaarr!’s you are going, stop swearing at me Axel.†He said bluntly over the organizations numerous moaning and swearing.
“I hate my life.†Muttered Zexion.
“YAH!!†Screamed Demyx, as he fell of his chair.
“Saïx, don’t push him!â€
“BERSERKER!!!â€
“Run run away!â€

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After Saïx had been calmed down, (i.e. Axel found some old knock out spray in the bathroom.) the Organization met up in the Gummi Garage.
“Okay, now Demyx, have you taken your travel sickness tablets?â€
“Yes.â€
“Good.â€
“But they don’t work.†(The author agrees. Travel sickness tablets NEVER work.)
“Whatever. Now everyone in before I kill you all.â€

So, Xaldin was driving, (Xigbar had 3 points on his licence) Xigbar was having another aspirin, Vexen and Lexaeus were sitting in silence, Saix was bored, Marluxia was asleep, and Larxene was wondering how any small animals she could kill in one hour. Meanwhile, Zexion was reading and attempting to ignore the scene in front of him.
“ANY BET! I can do any bet you can think for me Luxord!†Demyx grinned, still hyper on sugar.
“Even… Kissing Larxene?â€
“Any bet that doesn’t involve me being killed.â€
“Wuss.â€
“Shut the hell up Axel.†Roxas snapped, who wanted to see how far Demyx would go for munny.
“Oh… I’m gonna be travel sick…†Demyx slammed a hand to his mouth.
“OH… MY… GOD… RUN DEMYX RUN!!!!â€
“TOO LAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!†Zexion watched as Demyx threw up… over his book.

“Sorry Zexy.â€
“One: Don’t call me that. Two: You’ve said sorry about 78 times in the past 5 minutes.†Zexion continued to attempt to clean his book with a bottle of water. Demyx watched.
“Lemme help!â€
“No Demyx don’t… ARGH!!†Zexion got thrown backwards as a torrent of water hit him. Axel, Roxas, and Luxord cracked up laughing.
“Very entertaining. Your lives must be full of classy entertainment.†Growled Zexion, who was now upside down, plastered to the wall. Demyx looked very upset.
“Sorry Zexy.â€
“Demyx, say that one more time, I will kill you.†Demyx’s face fell. Axel grinned.
“I know what will cheer you up Demyx…â€

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When Organization finally arrived, Zexion was soaked, Axel was laughing, and this is the only way to describe Roxas: O.o Demyx? Well…
“WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!â€
“You see, this is why we should always search Axel before going anywhere.†Vexen grumbled, as he watched a mega-mega hyper Demyx run across the park.
“Well, I was going to, but I’d like to keep my eye, thank you very much.â€
“WUSS!!†Yelled Axel running past. “Demyx! Fetch the Chakram!â€
“All right I’ll… OH MY GOD!!! HOLY S***!!!â€
“Gold.â€
“I think one of his eyes came out.†Roxas pointed out.
âacing eyeballs today.†Commented Vexen. Saïx calmly walked over to them.
“Run Roxas!†Axel grabbed Roxas and dragged him away.
“Temporary Superior…â€
“How many times have I told you not to call me that?! Marluxia, stop hugging that tree!â€
“It’s lonely.â€
“I give up. Carry on hugging the tree then you ******.â€
“Can I take it home?â€
“No! What is it Saïx?â€
“This dog is stalking me.†Saïx pointed to a German Sheppard.
“WOOF!†(That was the dog.)
“Saïx, I cannot deal with the dog. Talk to Marluxia, he’s got control over nature, or plants or something.â€
“He can’t do that.†Roxas butted in, pleased that Saïx hadn’t gone berserker.
“Why?â€
“Marluxia’s trying to steal the tree.â€
“MARLUXIA!!! PUT THAT SHOVEL DOWN NOW!!!â€
“IT NEEDS A FRIEND!!â€
“PUT IT DOWN OR I’LL SHOOT YOU!!!â€
“Can I say goodbye first?â€
“Fine.â€
“My love…â€
“Oh my god…†Xigbar face-palmed again. “Larxene, stop filming this!â€
“It’ll get SO many views on YouTube!â€
“Is YouTube all you think about?â€
“Decapitation is a hobby…â€
“XIGGGGGGGGYYYYY!!!!†Axel ran over, waving his hands around. “Xiggy, come quick! It’s an emergency!â€

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Dun dun duuuuun! I bet none of you will guess what the emergency is! Have a guess though! You may get it right... Enjoy me hearties! :ninjacat:

 

ROCKIN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
*tries to guess*
ummm... is demmy gonna loose an eye?
XD

 

OMG!!!!!!
hold on
*walks away*
(Breathe Amber, breathe....)
*comes back*
That was a most hilarious fanfiction. I am pleased with your work.
(Wow that was hard to type with a straight face XD)​

 

LOL!
It was so funny. :laughing-smiley-004 Great job! I like it.

 

OMG!! This is hilarious!!! Keep it up keep it up!!!!

 

Close. It's to do with Demyx, but weirder...

Thank you!

*Concerened* I agree. Breathing is good. People who breathe live longer than people who don't. Scientific fact. And thank you! ^-^

Thank you!

Again, thank you! Or, as I have french tomorrow; 'Merci!'

I will keep it up. These are such fun to write!

So, another chapter. If parts of this chapter don't make sense, then let me explain. I have a cold. When I get colds, I get more random than before. And the randomness doesn't often make sense. ^-^

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Xigbar ran as fast as he could. Then stopped and stared.
“What made you think this was a good idea?â€
“Munny?â€
“Yeah but…†Xigbar spread his arms. He was lost for words.
“Sticking your head in the park gates is a bit much.†Filled in Larxene.
“I didn’t know it was going to stay stuck did I? Roxas, stop taking pictures.â€
“No.â€
“I hate you.†Demyx pouted. “It came out all right the last time.â€
“When did you last do this? And why?â€
“I still had my heart… I was twelve, and I wanted an ice-cream.â€
“…â€
“What?â€
“How are we going to get him out?â€
“Um…†Xigbar frowned. “I have no idea.â€
“YOU MEAN I HAVE TO BE HERE FOR THE REST OF MY NON-EXSISTENT EXSISTANCE?!?!?!†Demyx yelled, causing a few passer-bys to stare.

“OH MY GOD!†Everyone turned to see a girl with red hair grinning. “Sora! Riku! Look here!â€
“Ooh, this must be Kairi!†Larxene muttered.
“And she has the imps with her…â€
“Imps?†Riku ran over frowning.
“We thought you were kind of short.†Xaldin shrugged.
“WE ARE NOT SHORT!!†Riku bellowed.
“Yeah, just because you’re a giant!†Sora was grinning. “Demyx has his head stuck in the gates! Riku, where’s the camera?â€
“I don’t know!â€
“Well, you had the camera!†The Organization just watched.
“I never had the camera!â€
“I gave it to you when I went to chase the monkey!â€
“What monkey?â€
“The one that escaped and bit me!â€
“You got owned by a monkey?†Axel started laughing, followed by most of the Organization.
“I wouldn’t be talking Mr ‘Let’s meet again, in the next life.’â€
“Roxas, how much have you told him?â€
“Gulp.â€
“KAIRI GET OFF!!!†Sora yelled as Kairi leapt at him.
“You had the camera all along!†She hit him (hard) on the head with said camera.
“Ouch!†Sora rubbed his head and stared at the Organization.
“Why are you laughing?†He grinned. “I’m not the one with my head in a gate!â€
“ARGH!! XIGGY!! HIT HIM FOR ME!!â€
“XIGGY!?!†Sora, Riku and Kairi fell over laughing. Xigbar yelled a lot of abuse, which caused more stares.
“Mommy, I learnt a new word!†A little kid ran to her mother.
“Oh god Xigbar, you’re a teacher!†Roxas cracked up.
“Don’t be rude to the temporary superior! WILL SOMEONE GET THIS DOG OFF ME!!!?â€
“No.†Riku said, watching as the dog leapt onto Saïx’s back.
“THIS IS SOOOO GOING ON YOUTUBE!!!†Larxene grabbed her camera. A middle aged woman walked up to them.

“Excuse me.†She walked up to Xigbar and…
SLAP!!!!
“THAT IS FOR TEACHING MY DAUGHTER HOW TO SWEAR!!! HOW VERY DARE YOU!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A CIRCUS!?!?!?â€
“Lady, what is wrong with you!?!?†Xigbar was just staring, as everyone else was laughing at him, except Saïx, who was still being attacked by the dog.
“GET IT OFF ME!!!!!!!â€
“The answer is no. Again.â€
“Can someone get me out of here?†Demyx waved a hand around. “Please?â€
“Can’t you get yourself out?â€
“CHAINSAW!!?â€
“Huh?â€
“DO YOU SEE A CHAINSAW ON ME? THE ANSWER IS NO!!â€
“I see…†Riku turned to face Sora. “And you had a hard time beating this guy?â€
“HEY!†Both Sora and Demyx yelled at the same time.
“THIS DOG IS KILLING ME!!!â€
“Cool!â€
“Axel, do you suffer from Blood-lust?â€
“What?â€
“It’s… Oh never mind.†Zexion sighed, and turned back to the main problem, being that Demyx’s head is stuck in the Park Gates.
“I have an idea!†Roxas yelled. Everyone stared at him. “Well, why shouldn’t I?â€
“Well what is it?â€
“If we put something like Vaseline or something on his head, it might slide out.â€
“That’s not a bad idea.†Xaldin mused. “Larxene, do you have any lip-gloss?â€
“No!â€
“I do!†Yelled Marluxia. More stares and a long awkward silence. “What?â€
“Let’s just… Pretend that never happened and the lip-gloss is Larxene’s. It’s better for our mental health.†Luxord suggested.

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“I don’t think this is working.†Demyx stank of vanilla lip-gloss.
“Pull his head a bit.â€
“NYERGH!†Demyx winced as he had his head yanked on. “THIS IS SERIOUSLY PAINFULL!!! LARXENE, STOP FILMING THIS!!â€
“No.â€
“This is way too funny.†Riku sat on the bench watching. Kairi grinned and nodded in agreement. Sora frowned.
“You should push his head!â€
“Okay people, push it!â€
“ARRGGGHHH!!! YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE, YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE!!!â€
“Okay then, pull again!â€
“ARGH!!â€
“Push!â€
“NYHG!â€
“Pull!â€
“AAAHHHHH!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!â€
“Okay, okay, time out!†Xigbar yelled, and everyone stopped.
“Great idea this bonding time.â€
“Oh, shut up Axel.â€
“Let’s see, Demyx has his head stuck in a gate, and Saïx is being mauled by a dog.â€
“GET IT OFF ME!!!â€
“Should we help him?†Asked Roxas.
“Hell no.†Axel grinned. “It’s funny.â€
“True. True.†Axel’s grin got wider. That was the signal for…

“WAAAAASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!?!?!?†Yelled Axel.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!†Screamed Roxas.
“WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!??????????!!!!!!!!†Bellowed Demyx, still stuck in the gate.
“WWWWWWWWAAA—“
“AAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS—“
“UUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPP!!?!?!?!?â€
“SHUT UP!!†Yelled Vexen.
“WAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUP!!!?â€
“WWWWWWASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUPPPP!!!?!?!?â€
“Yo Zexion, getcha a** over here!â€
“What is it?â€
“WWWWAAAAAASSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!†Zexion sighed.
“Leave me alone.â€
“WWWWWWWAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?!?â€
“Please. Leave me alone.â€
“You gotta say it Zexy!†Roxas grinned. Zexion frowned and sighed.
“Wassup.†He whispered. Axel shook his head.
“Louder.â€
“Wassup!?â€
“Properly.†Demyx butted in from the gate. Zexion moaned.
“I’m not the Nobody with his head stuck in a gate.â€
“ZEXY!â€
“Fine, fine!†Zexion sighed, a sign of defeat. “WWAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP!?!?!?!?â€
“That’s better.â€
“You four had better shut up, people are staring.â€
“Are you sure that’s not because there is a blue haired man with a massive ‘X’ shaped scar, and covered in drawings, is being attacked by a dog?†Commented Riku, pointing to the still being attacked Saïx.

“GET IT OFF ME!!!â€
“We’re sure.†Xigbar nodded.
“Is he scared of dogs?†Kairi asked to no-one in particular.
“We never thought of that!†Xaldin grinned. Kairi’s eyes widened.
“YOU’RE THAT PERVERT WHO TRIED HITTING ON ME!!!†Kairi stood up and grinned. Xaldin looked terrified. “I’m going to enjoy this… HI-YA!!!!†Kairi lunged at him, and started to beat the crap out of him.
“Has she been hanging out with Tifa and Yuffie again?†Asked Sora.
“She’s your girlfriend!â€
“SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!! SHUT UP RIKU!!!†Roxas smiled.
“Sora and Kairi, sitting in a tree… K-I-S-S-I-N-G!†Roxas sang in a sugar sweet voice.
“First comes LURVE! Then comes marriage… OW!†Axel rubbed his head, where the Kingdom Key made contact.
“Sing that again, and I’ll make you wish you never non-existed!â€
“What?â€
“… To be honest, I have no idea.â€
“SORA AND KAIRI SITTING IN A TREE!!!†Roxas and Axel started singing, with a dancer helping with the harmonising.
“THAT’S IT!!!†Sora grabbed his keyblade, and swung out.
“RUN AXEL RUN!!!†Roxas and Axel sprinted across the park, closely followed by Sora.

“Can someone please get me out?†Demyx asked. Xigbar sighed.
“We’re working on it.â€
“No you’re not!†Demyx pouted, his bottom lip sticking out.
“Well, I’m thinking.â€
“Oh.â€
A pause.
“Thought of anything?â€
“No.â€
“Oh, okay.†Demyx wiggled slightly. “Hey Xigbar…â€
“Yes?â€
“What happens if someone sees?â€
“Sees what?â€
“Axel stuck up that tree.â€
“WHAT!!†Xigbar spun to see Axel was, indeed, stuck up a tree.

“Sora, quit laughing already!†Axel yelled, from up the tree.
“Hang on Axel! Don’t fall off!â€
“No, do! We’ll send it into You’ve Been Framed, split it 50/50!â€
“I like that idea.â€
“Shut up Luxord.â€
“Let’s just chop the tree down!†Roxas said, summoning Oathkeeper and Oblivion.
“NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!†Marluxia threw himself in front of the tree. “DON’T HURT IT!!!â€
“You’d rather I was stuck up here forever?â€
“YES!!â€
“Marluxia, you are sad.â€
“YOU ARE THE SAD ONE!!! HOW CAN YOU LET THIS TREE SUFFER!!?!â€â€œLike so.†Roxas started hacking at the tree.
“NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! STOP IT ROXAS!!! STOP IT NOW!!!†Marluxia threw a load of petals at him.
“ARGH! MY ALLERGIES!!!â€
“Nice one Marluxia!â€
“ACHOO!! Dobs anyone knobes where dy anti-histamine ish?â€
“In english that is…†Riku frowned. Axel pointed to the gummi ship.
“Dank you.â€
“THE TREE CANNOT SUFFER!!!â€
“Look, can someone get me down from here?†Axel frowned at them in a upside down way. “Marluxia, stop hugging the tree.â€
“NO! IT IS IN DISTRESS!!!!!â€
“So am I, do you hear me whining?â€
“I heard its voice in the lifestream—“
“OI!†Axel frowned. “Don’t give me that ‘Lifestream’ crap, that’s final fantasy VIII.â€
“Axel. The forth wall--†Sora pointed out.
“Has been broken lots of times.â€
“True. True.†Roxas nodded.
“Oh, not this again.†Muttered Riku.
“WAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP?!!?!?â€
“WWWWWWAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!?!?!?!â€
“SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!!!!â€
“Quoth the raven: nevermore!â€
A pause.
“O.K.†Sora frowned. “Are you guys like this a lot?â€
“Yup.â€
“All the time.â€
“I see.†Kairi smiled. “Does that mean in order to kill Saïx you just have to have a dog?â€
“Well,†Marluxia pointed to the still being attacked Saïx. “German Shepherd’s seem to work best.â€
“GET IT THE HELL OFF ME!!!!†Saïx bellowed even louder than before. “OH MY GOD!!! THERE GOES ANOTHER LAYER OF SKIN… OH MY GOD!!! THERE’S A DALMATIAN ATTACKING ME NOW!!!!â€
“Oh god, this is just way too funny!†Roxas grinned.
“WHOA!!â€
SMASH!!
“Oh my heeaad!!†Axel groaned his face stuck in the mud. “This is one of the worse days of my life.â€
“Worse day of your life so far.â€
“Luxord, who asked you?†Axel spat out some mud. “Yuck. Who the hell likes mud? It’s got WATER in!â€
“Not everyone hates water Axel!â€
“Shut the hell up Demyx! At least I don’t have my head stuck in a gate!â€
“I didn’t fall out of a tree!â€
“Pawn’t!â€
“Whose side are you on Roxas?â€
“… I have no idea.†Roxas shrugged.

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Demyx hummed angrily to himself.
“XIGGY!!†He moaned.
“Yes Demyx?â€
“How long do I have to be here for?â€
“Well…†Xigbar rubbed his forehead. “As long as it takes for us to think of a plan.â€
“Have you thought of anything?â€
“N—“Xigbar paused. “Actually yes. ROXAS!!! SORA!!! GET OVER HERE!!!â€
“Xigbar, please, shush!†Sora yelled. “Roxas and Axel are trying to beat the crap out of each other! No interruptions!†Sora turned to Axel and Roxas. “I’m sorry, please continue.â€
“Thank you. BURN BABY!!â€
“CAN IT!â€
“FIGHT FIGHT!!â€
“Shut up Riku!â€
“No!â€
“Oh, you guys are so immature!†Kairi sighed. “Larxene, what are you doing?â€
“Going to set up some kind of Feminist group. Want to join?â€
“Sure!â€
“Kairi!†Sora sighed. “SHE tried to kill me.â€
A pause.

“FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!â€
“So now your girlfriend is a feminist!â€
“Well, there are only two of them.â€
“FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!†Tifa, Yuffie, Aerith, Selphie, Yuna, Paine, Rikku, Belle, and Mulan ran past them, yelling the pretty crap slogan.
“Well, at least my girlfriend isn’t a feminist.†Roxas grinned.
“FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!! Sorry I’m late.†Namine ran past them.
“Oh, Murphy, you can be sooooooooo cruel!†Roxas started crying.
“NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!!!â€
“FIGHTS FOR WOMEN!!!â€

“ROXAS GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW!!!†Xigbar fired a shot.
“I think he’s having a nervous breakdown!†Axel watched his friend rock back and forwards in the mud.
“Fine then. SORA!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!!! NOW!!!!!â€
“F*** YOU!!!â€
“I’ll give you munny!â€
“How much?â€
“Uh… How much munny do we have?â€
“5â€
“5 Munny!â€
“FWEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!†Sora ran over. “MUNNY!!â€
“Uh, yeah sure.†Xigbar sighed. “Just unlock the gate, okay?â€
“Does that mean I get to do the shiny?â€
“Huh?†Xigbar stared at him.
“He’s had too much sugar. In the form of Riku, Roxas, Axel and I shoving it down his throat.†Kairi yelled from the group of women.
“Well… Yeah, you get to do the shiny. Whatever that is.â€
“WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!†Sora pulled out his keyblade, and did the ‘shiny’ thing.

“AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!†Demyx yelled as the gate swung forwards, dragging him along.
“Okay, that didn’t work.†Xigbar watched.
“Of course it didn’t work! That idea was worse than Axel getting us to do Ninja moves!†Zexion sighed.
“Are you comparing my intelligence to Axels’?
“No. Just your plan making.â€
“Hey!â€
“Respect your elders!†Vexen snapped from the other side of the gate.
“Shut the hell up Vexen.†Demyx wrinkled his nose up. “Can someone PLEASE get me out of here?!â€
“IT’S DIGGING IN!!!†Saïx screamed.
“Is he… STILL being attacked by that dog?†Lexaeus frowned.
“And you think we call you dumb. Well, we do. But whatever. HEY ROXAS!!! THE DOG JUST BIT SAÃX ON HIS SCAR!!!†Axel bellowed. Demyx attempted to cover his ears, but instead just got more stuck.
“I WANNA SEEEEEEE!!!!!†Roxas leapt out of the mud and ran over to watch.
“DAH!!! IT GOUD BY DOSE!!! IT’S GOUD BY DOSE!!!!â€
“XIGGY!!! Saïx is about to have his nose bitten off!!!â€
“Excuse me one moment. Roxas, may I borrow your breakdown mud?â€
“Uh… Okay…†Roxas just stared.

“Thank you. Xaldin, you’re in charge.†Xigbar walked calmly over to the mud, and curled up in a ball in it.
“Well… At least Mansex lasted a few years before he broke down.â€
“AAAAARRRRHHHHHHHHHHGGG!!! Don’t call him that. AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!†Saix yelled from underneath five dogs, all who were trying to bite his nose off.
“Ai yi yi!†Xaldin sighed. “Who’s got a screwdriver?â€
“I don’t think we should leap straight to stabbing him Xaldin. Wait. What am I saying?â€
“Silence VIII. I need the screwdriver to undo the screws on the gate, so that we can get back to The Castle That Never Was without being spotted.â€
â€arted to search their pockets.
“I’ve got one!†Riku held up a screwdriver.
“Okay. Who can actually work a screwdriver?â€
“VEEEEEXEEEEEEEN!!!!!â€

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“Oh damm. I’ll get it in a minute.†Demyx sighed and watched his enemy drop the screwdriver for the 15th time.
“Look, Vexen, I can use a screwdriver. If you let me.†Zexion frowned at the elder scientist.
“Shut the hell up Number VI. I have had enough of your cheek.â€
“It’s not being cheeky, it’s being honest!â€
“BURNT!â€
“Silence VIII. Oh crap.â€
“I DON’T CARE WHO HAS THE SCREWDRIVER, JUST SO LONG AS I CAN GET OUT OF HERE!!!†Demyx showed a rare fit of rage.
“Chill waterboy. Has Xigbar stopped spazing yet?†Xaldin inquired.
“Uh, no. In fact, he’s getting worse.â€
“My mommy always said to keep simple and clean…†Xigbar whimpered from the mud.
“…â€

“Exactly what I was thinking Lexaeus. And we seriously need to get you a nickname.†Axel grinned like the insane pyro he is.
“I KEEP DROPPING THIS GODAMM SCREWDRIVER!!!â€
“Well, then give it here!†Zexion snatched the screwdriver out of Vexen’s hand’s.
“You won’t be able to get it un… done.†Vexen stared as Zexion quickly undid the screws.
“Nice one Zexy!â€
“Do you want me to put the screws back in?â€
“No. Sorry Zexion.†Demyx shrugged. “OW!â€
“And, don’t shrug or you’ll get your shoulder stuck in a spike… Yuck.â€
“Right. Someone get Xigbar out of the mud, someone else get Saix away from the dogs, and everyone else, grab the gate, leg it back to the Gummi ship, and hope to Kingdom Hearts that no-one sees us.â€
Which is exactly what they did.

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Yes. That has got to be one of the most random things I have ever written. Ah well. So, now Xigbar has a nervous breakdown, things are going to get very intertaing... *Evil cackle*

Yes, I am obsessed with that Budwiser advert, and I mean no offense to feminists. As I am one, XD

Enjoy me hearties!! ^-^ :ninjacat: