Organization XIII V.S. The Turks

"Got it... What?!" Reno asked, conffuzzled out of his mind. Before he had enough time to ponder what roxas had said, the blue-headed elf-guy with the huge scar in the middle of his head tripped him, and pounded him in the stomach with a weird-looking sword.

Reno cried out in pain. DAMN IT! I let my guard down! How many times do I have to say it, ya idiot - YOU CAN'T TRUST WHAT THESE GUYS SAY!!!! But Roxas seemed... Different for some reason.

Reno grunted, and chucked his rod at Saix's head. "Take that, X-Man!" he hissed.

 

Roxas pointed to his still very broken and unaided arm. "Uhh..In pain here?" He said to Saiix. Saiix was ALWAYS tough on Roxas though...

OOC: X-man,nice pun!!

 

Zexion winced when Saix attacked Reno. "Easy Blue, we still gotta find your clues." He then started laughing, Zexy made a funny but then got serious again. "Okay, back to business." He opened his book to find a spell that would take care of the attackers.

 

Saix saw the rod and caught it before he hit him. Looking at the small thing, well, small compared to his claymore, he threw it over his shoulder.
"You gave away your weapon," he said, then told Roxas, "Do I care if you are in pain? I have lived through more pain that you have."

 

Zexion rolled his eyes and whispered Curaga to heal Roxas. "There, now shut up and start whacking people with your keyblade." Zexion decided that he should play Healer and Supporter in this fight.

 

Eh Xaldin looks bored wonderin whos hes goin to fight "Im bored i should just join in on a fight" he says to himself... bringin back his Weapons he puts a serious look on his face he walks towards the battles

 

(( Thanks! =P ))

Reno grunted a little. Maybe I, uh... Shouldn't have done that... he thought, wincing at Saix's remark. He was silent a moment, then shouted, "AH, SCREW THIS!!!!" and kicked Saix in both of his legs, tripping him. While he was doing this, he glanced up to see Zexion scanning his book.

He snickered. "Awww... What's wittle Emo Boy gonna do? Wead us a bed-time stor-wy to make us go to sweep...?" he asked in a mock-baby voice.

 

Saix grabbed Reno's leg and bit him, HARD.

 

Saix don't tell me your having trouble in this fight said xemnas

 

"I'll show you bedtime story." He muttered. He created 7 illusions and they surrounded Reno. "BOOM BABY! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!?!" They all held out their books towards Reno and shouted together.

"SHOOP DAH WHOOP!!!"

Giant laser attack.

(((OMG... I can't believe I just did that... ROFL.)))

 

An ear-splitting scream pierced the still night.

"HWAAAAGHHHH!!!!"

Reno began kicking his leg wildly, and flailing his arms about.

"GETITOFF,GETITTOFF,GETITOFF!!!!!!!!!" he shrieked.

Finally, he managed to get Saix off of him. He rolled out of range and limped to the first person he saw. Sure, he got fried by the mundo-lazah attack, but at that moment, he couldn't concentrate on anything but the fact that that... THING had just BIT him!!!!!

"OHMYGAWD!!! It... It BIT me!" he screamed at Zexion. He grabbed the Cloaked Schemer's shoulders and began shaking him, frantically. "IT BIT ME!!!!!!! What if I get rabies?!?!?!?!? Look, look!" He opened his mouth wide. "Does my moth look like it's foaming to you?!"

 

just then Xemnas aperared right behind reno and put his aerial blade on reno's shoulder
don't move he said

 

Zexion merely stared at Reno then looked at his hands on his shoulders. He looked back up at Reno calmly. 10 seconds before he goes rabid.

1...

2...

Aww, screw it.

10.

"OMI GOSH!!! PHYSICAL CONTACT!!! LEMME GOOO!!! AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE!!!"

He ran around frantically, waving his arms wildly.

 

Reno gasped as Zexion began scrambling off. "No! WAAAIIIIIT!!!! YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION!!!!"

Suddenly, he was silenced by Xemnas's aero-blade right beside his neck. "Don't move."

Don't move? does he really think I'm just gonna stand here and get butchered like some evil Jedi in a Star Wars movie?! I dunno know about you, Luke Skywalker, BUT I'M GETTIN' OUTTA HERE!!!!!

He gulped a little, then screamed, and elbowed Xemnas into the stomach like a ninja. With that said and done, he scrambled off to look for his trusty electrical rod.

 

"NOBODY LASERS MY BISHI!" Elena hissed, attacking Zexion. She did 'it' (Omg I can't believ Im gonna do this!!!) She puckered her lips and KISSED (OH DEAR LORD SOMEBODY STOP ME XD!!!!!) Zexion on the directly cheek. If she needed to, she'd do lips. She giggled a little before standing up and smiling innocently as if she had done nothing at all. She then walked off, looking for her next victim.

(*starts stabbing self* Lol.. I DID IT! I DID IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

 

Xemnas then found his electric rod and trew it at reno and hit him

 

Zexion deadpanned and fell to ground, his eyes were little x's.

X_X

His other illusions crowded around him. One of them shouted, "Medic!" while another grinned. "Aww, his first kiss. Isn't that sweet?" "Shut up 2." "No, you shut up 4."

Zexion4 glared. "I will knock the Nobody out of you if you don't shut up."

the other illusions stared at him. "Dude, that made no sense at all."

"Joe Mama."

 

Reno screamed as he was electricuted. Just what I need! To be fried even more! he thought, bitterly. He tried to grab his rod from Xemnas. "Give that back before I pop ya in the eye!!!!" he roared.

Needless to say, he did NOT enjoy being lay-zah'd OR electricuted one bit.

(( XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Zexy's first kiss!!!!

JOE MAMA!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

*is literally in tears right now* ))

 

Roxas covered his mouth. "OH MY GAWD!! LARXENE'S HEARTLESS JUST KISSED ZEXION!!!" He yelled. He then looked over at Reno. "I don't really like seeing Axel's Heartless being beaten on..." He said. Reno looked WAY too much like Axel....

OOC: He does too!!! Sorries,I had to go for a tiny bit,but I'm here now!

 

hm pretty useful weapon don't you think Xemnas said taunting Reno