Pretty Random, I know. I don't know if this belongs in this section but I'm really bored, so here it is!:sleep::woohoo: Xemnas steps onto the stage. Everyone in the audience gives a half hearted clap. Xemnas: Welcome to Organization XIII talkshow. Today, I will be your host. Our first subject today is the news of a bankrupsy that occured...let's turn on Channel XIII news, please. The t.v. blinks and turns on. Luxord is shown standing next to the bank outside of the newroom. Luxord: Hello luvs, welcome to channel XIII News. Today this bank was robbed by a short man of around fifteen years of age. I dare say that he is nearby, so he may have a weapon and I don't want you chaps getting hurt, what not now? So beware of a boy with spiky brown hair, baggy pants and two animal complices. Xemnas shuts off the news. Xemnas: Oh that's perfect. Sora is the robber of the bank and has those two animals with him! He could be here right now for all we know. Lock up the building, and we'll be back after the commercial break! ???: Not so fast, hyuk! ??: Yeah, you guys are not going anywhere. Xemnas: We were locking up, not closing down. ?: Told you, Donald. Xemnas: Roll the commercials before he gets his keyblade! This is a kid-friendly channel!!! :woot:
Several hours of telemarketing commercials later... Xemnas is on the ground and looks really shaken. Xemnas: Uh... we are back and *passes out* Sora: Hm.... I guess I'll take over for right now. Welcome to- Donald points to banner hanging over the room. Sora aims his keyblade and shouts, FIRE! Banner is burned and a new one is hanging saying Keyblade Master Corner. Goofy: Perfect, hyuk! Donald: Okay, so let's turn to channel fifteen to see the Sora News Network. The television set is turned on and it displays Sora standing on Destiny Islands. Sora: This isn't the most recent news. I filmed it a few years ago when I was on channel ten news. Donald: What about when you were thirteen? The Organization used that channel. Sora: We had joint programming where we shared the channel. Goofy: I don't see why I don't believe you, Sora. Attention is turned to the t.v. when the ten year old Sora states... Sora: Hey! I told you to cut that part of the video out! Donald: Sorry. Sora: I told you to delete that! Goofy: You need to give credit, Sora. Zexion steps in the room and shoots a bolt of darkness at Sora and his friends. They vaporize and disapear. Zexion: I shall be your host next time, once I remove any traces of that scum Keyblade Master left. Yup, I got those ideas from deviantART.
Sora: Ow, who did that? And how did they get my kingdom key? Yup, I hope I gave enough credit. Sigh, sometimes Sora is so useless I have to everything for him. Sora: Who said that?
From where I read this... it's funny. Xemnas passing out*laughs* brilliant. Can't wait to check out some more of this:D
... KingdomKey, are you addicted to Riku? >.> Anyway!, very nice, its a good story, I would really like more plz! *holds out plate*
