Organization XIII Switch

Saix(Zexion) rolled his eyes and stomped off. Returning to Number Four's lab, he threw himself into a chair and started reading a book.

 

Xemnas worked quickly yanking hair from the still unconcious members then going and getting ones from Xigbar and Roxas and everyone else. He then returned to Vexen's lab and yanking a strand of hair from Saix's(Zexion) head and putting it in a vial he quickly stated "All done..." and with that he put the vials in order from 1 to 12 on Vexen's lab table and sat back down in a comphy high back chair.

 

Xigbar(Axel) popped up suddenly, grinning. "Ha... Sucks... IIIIII get it! Heee...." He didn't seem to notice that Xemnas had plucked out one of his hairs.

He jumped up to his feet, then barged into the lab where Vexen(Marluxia), Xemnas(Demyx), and Saix(Zexion) were. "C'mon, guys! *hic!* Let's go to da beach...!" he shouted, draping one of his arms around Vexen(Marluxia's) shoulders. He smiled innocently. In a word... he looked completely...

******ed.

 

Saix(Zexion) marked the page he was on with a bookmark before closing the book. Clearing away grey hair, he sneered at Xigbar(Axel) and said, "Why would we want to go to the beach if we have more important things to do?"

 

Xigbar(Axel) blinked, and looked back at Saix(Zexion). "Uh... No?" he answered.

 

"How could you ever guess?" Saix(Zexion) said, rolling his eyes. Settling back into the chair, he continued reading.

 

Xigbar(Axel) blinked, then grinned again. "Okay! Forget about the beach thing!" He he looked at Vexen(Marluxia) with wide eyes. "Let's go to the beach instead! Pleeeeease, Marly! I wanna goooo..."

It wasn't known for sure whether he knew he'd already asked to go to the beach or not before...

 

Vexen scrabbled for his notebook, which was three feet away from his fingertips. "Oxygen- essential- to- survival!" he gasped, trying to breathe with Xigbar(Axel) holding him in a position he deemed very similar to a headlock. By Kingdom Hearts, get him out of here before he breaks all my precious phials and flasks! And get him away from ME! he thought desperately. There's enough sleeping potion in here alone to put a horde of rampaging Darksides to sleep, let alone the hydrochloric acid... Not to mention what was flammable, and considering what Vexen knew usually happened when Axel was saturated as a sponge with drink... well, let's just say Xigbar would be a hundred times worse.

"Number Two-!" he coughed instead. "It'd be nice if you could let go-" He tried to make a burst of ice needles bury themselves in Xigbar's palm, but got a shower of pleasantly scented rose petals instead. Great. "Anyone... a little help?"

 

Roxas instantly seperated Xigbar from Vexen."what am I gonna do with you?"he sighed.

 

Saix(Zexion) looked up from his book.
"If I had a heart, I would be bellowing with laughter," he commented. "But I don't. Anyway, it looks like Roxas(Lexeaus) is handling it fine."

 

((HEY! My last post on here was post number 130000! =D

Go me! XDDD))

Xigbar(Axel) looked at Roxas(Lex). "Hello, Lexxy!" he said, grinning. "Make me a sammitch!" He tilted his head to the side. "Or... If we don't have any Jell-o, can I have tacos, instead?"

He looked up. "Speking of tacos, I never noticed before how high the ceiling is..." It was pretty much unknown how he went from tacos to the ceiling. Or how he connected the two...

 

Vexen moved swiftly away from Xigbar, as quickly as he could avoiding his sparkling glass instruments with Marluxia's bulkier body. He was also massaging his windpipe as he pointed at Xigbar. "Get that THING out of here!" he screeched. Kingdom Hearts, I am really getting him back for this... "Get that drunken maniac out of here before he spills something and-" *****. His forceful gesturing knocked a flask of kerosene to the ground, where it began to spread in a lightly colored puddle.

"Uh-oh."

(For all those who don't have a clue what I'm talking about, kerosene is a flammable fuel oil often used to starting fires. As Vexen says, "Drunken maniac," it's your turn!)

 

OOC: You should have knocked over a container of methane.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) watched the puddle and rolled his eyes. Vexen(Marluxia), had always been clumsy. Sticking his nose back in the book, Saix(Zexion) ignored everyone.

 

Xigbar(Axel) watched the bottle of kerosene tumble down. Beaming, he shouted, "AWSOME! It's a party! And what kinda party is complete without.... LIGHT SHOWS!!!!"

He laughed, hiccuped, then said to himself, "Okay... Now how do I do it, agauin...?" He thrust out his hand, and shouted, "FIRE!"

Nothing happened.

He blinked, then said, shaking his hand, "Go, fire, go!"

Still nothing.

"GO, fire!
Fire, away!
Go go gadget, FIRE!"

Strangely enough, that was the one that worked. A huge flame errupted from his hand. Xigbar(Axel) beamed, proud of himself. "And Xigbar said... LET THERE BE FIRE!!!!!" A small spark of his flame caught on the spill of kerosene, and... well...

ESSPLODY!

"COOLIO!!!!"

 

(Edit:dang it!my post came after Foxxie's!)
OOC:note to self,never spill soething Flammable when someone has Fire powers and has no idea how to use the correctly.
Roxas had soot all over his face."Xigbar look at what wou did to my face!"Roxas said angrily.

 

Saix(Zexion) was protected from the explosion by his book, although the book was blasted to smithereens. This ticked Saix(Zexion) off, again.
Stomping over to Xigbar(Axel) he dragged the unfortunate pyromaniac up and shouted in Xigbar's(Axel) face, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT! I WAS READING A PERFECTLY GOOD PART AND YOU DETONE MORE THEN HALF OF THE LABORATORY!"
OOC: How is a shrimp like Zexion dragging a tall guy like Axel up? 0.o

 

Xigbar(Axel) giggled at Roxas(Lex)'s face. "Hey, dun blame me, man...! You're face was already messed up before I did that!" He giggled some more, then was forcefully dragged down by Saix(Zexion). Hehiccuped, then said, cluelessly, "Uh... so that means that you DON'T wanna go to the beach with me after all...?" he asked. What was up with him and beaches all of a sudden?!

((Dunno. XD))

 

Vexen looked at the gigantic hole in the wall, the ends of the remains of the last few blackened wires fizzing pathetically, the former table of delicate glass instruments and containers- now a gigantic pile of glass all fused together- and all he could do was whimper. Oops. (And Ukali, I don't even want to THINK about what would've happened with methane, if that was what kerosene did :p )

Even the phials that held the Organization's hairs had melted down into twelve connected puddles of molten glass. Not to mention what had happened to the Organization's hair...

I'm cool, I will not cry. I'm cool, I will not cry. I'm cool, I will not cry- Next thing he knew, Vexen was sobbing like a fifteen-year-old with emotional problems.

 

OOC: LOL. Vexen probably still cries like a fifteen year old with emotion problems.
Saix(Zexion) glared at Xigbar(Axel).
"I will NOT go to the beach with you!" he snarled. Dragging Xigbar(Axel) to the nearest trashcan, he dumped him in and slammed the lid on.

 

"Hah...." Xigbar(Axel) laughed. "Who turned out all the lights...? Hmmmm.... I feel like I'm in high-school again..." Because he had absolutely nothing else to do, he started singing... Again.

"Swing looooow.... Sweet chariot.... Comin' round ta carry me hooooome! Swing loooooooow... Sweet chariot... Comin' round ta carry me hooooome...."

((Heh heh heh... >3))