Organization XIII Switch

Saix(Zexion) made a face and handed the flask back to Vexen(Marluxia).
"As Number Six, I'm a higher rank then you so I have better things to do then collect residue," he said. "Now, if you will excuse me, I have brutal Xigbar mutilation to do." Saix(Zexion) swept off, pulling out his book and summoning several illusions. He would teach the dumb original one-eyed gunner on what happens when he sang horribly.

 

Xigbar(Axel) spotted Saix(Zexion) walking up to him, and gave him a lopside grin. "'Eeeeeeey....! Zexxy! Mah man! How... H-How you... *hic!* dur-in'?!" He kept on blinking heavily, and giggling for no reason at all.

"OH! Guess what time it is!!!!! GUESS, FOO'!!!!!!" He dashed over to Saix before he had time to answer, and looped his arm around the other member's arm. "THAT'S RIGHT!!!! DANCE TIME!!!!!!"

He grinned and started shouting in a Jamacan voice,
"All Oganization Members All Over The World!
Original King Xigbar Pon Ya Case Man!"

He started trying to dance in timing to the beat, but his drunkenness made him stumble all over himself. He didn't care. He continued singing, joyfully,
"Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up...
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up!
Woman Ya Cute And You Don’t Need No Make-Up...
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up!"

He took another long drink of the vodka, and becagn waving the bottle around, making it slush everywhere. He didn't care though. He continued,
"*hic!* Physically Fit!
Physically Fit!
Physically,
Physically,
Physically Fit!

*hic!* Physically Fit!
Physically Fit!
Physically,
Physically,
Physically,
Physically Fit!"

Xigbar jumped around, stumbling all over the place. Suddenly, he started shaking his butt to the chorus.

"I LIKE TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
HE LIKES TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
SHE LIKES TA MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
WE LIKE TA... MOVE IT!!!!"

((An idea what this looks like... XDDDDD MOVE IT!!!!))

 

Roxas was back at Castle Oblivion,where to find is to lose and to lose is to find."what is that sound?Its sounds like a Drunken Pirate.either that or Xigbar had one drink too many."Roxas immediantly covered his ears.
OOC:LOLZ!Poor Roxas!and notice I put the all powerful Castle Oblivion Motto in my post.

 

Xigbar(Axel) caught sight of Roxas(Lexaeus), and suddenly, Saxi(Zexion) disappeared off the face of the earth. He immadiantly reaesed his captive, and dashed up to him.

"Heeeeey... Lex.. Lexa... Lexanaminaminas..." He poked Roxas. "Lex-man..." He giggled inside of his hand. "I just said that... I can't pronounce yer name... Heh.. I am SOOO callin' you Lexxy from now on...! L-E-X... uh... Y. Got it tenderized...?"

He giggled some more. "Tenderized..." he giggled some more.

 

"Xigbar I'm not Lexeaus I'm Roxas!"Roxas was annoyed."Please dont tell me you got into a drinking contest Again!"he groaned.'thats the 10th time this month!"his inner Roxas screamed.
OOC:OMG I said Roxas had an Inner Roxas!*puts Naruto Headband on proudly*

 

((Xigbar does, too. XD That's the voice that kept on making him hit on Larxene. XDDD))

Xigbar(axel) was silent a moment. "... I have no idea what you're talking about. *hic!*" Suddenly, he grabbed Roxas(Lexaeus)'s arm again, and grinned, making huge Bambie eyes at him. "DUDE! Oh my god! Lexxy! Listen! Dude, listen...! Are you listening?" Without waiting for an answer, he barrelled on, "I just so totally figured out -- LISTEN, LEXXY! -- how to do something, like, WAAAAY neato just now! Wanna see!?"

He giggled. "It's gonna be, like, so totally AWSOME, and stuff...! And... Stuff! Hee... I said 'stuff'..."

((If only you guys knew how much fun this is for me... XD))

 

Roxas looked at Xigbar like he was insane,then made a face palm."Its Roxas!Ro-xas!R-O-X-A-S"he said ticked off.'man,I havent been this ticked off since seifer accused me of stealing the photos.even if it was a fake memory it got me mad.'Hs Inner Roxas clenched his fist.

 

Xigbar(Axel) tilted his head. "Dude... Roxy, is that you...? You're in Lexinamo's body now...? Wow, that sucks..." He snorted. "Haha.. I said 'sucks'..." He giggled a little. Then a little more.

That's when something very peculiar(SP?) happened. He stopped abruptly, his eyes wide. He blinked, and grabbed his stomach, giving a silent groan. And he started to shake slightly.

((Uh-oh... >.>))

 

Saix(Zexion) stared at the two bicker. Finally, he went over and dragged Xigbar(Axel) up by his hood and turned to Roxas(Lexeaus).
"Currently, Number Two is in Number Eight's body and must be brutally maimed for reasons unknown," he said. Then staring at Xigbar(Axel), he gaped and started pulling Xigbar(Axel) toward the nearest trashcan.
OOC: Somehow, I have that feeling that he is going to puke, or worse.

 

OOC:What do you mean Or worse?!
Roxas sighed and shook like he saw somerhing really gross.'Good thing Sailor Moon is taking care of Xiggy.'his Inner Roxas sighed.
OOC:Please don't kill me!*bows in front of Ukali_rules in sorryness*

 

OOC: Well..... there was a comic that BlackLillian drew on Deviantart, and, well, Axel was drunk in that comic and Xemnas said "Fire Away"... I'm guessing you know what is coming up.

 

OOC:I haven't seen that.you,give link to it pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*2 hours later*eeeeeeeeeeeeeease?*pants*

 

ooc: X3 Larxene reads too much online comics.. lmao...

Bic: Larxene stalked the castle, ending up portaling to some random place. Ironicly, it was in Hollow Bastion's bar. She looked around, then froze and grabbed her head, her teeth gritting and eyes widening. "OH MY GOD! I SAW THIS ON THE INTERNET ONCE! There's this cool guy DRUNK WITH AN OLD MAN AND EMO BOY WITH HIM!!!!! FANTASIES ARE TRUE! AIIIIIIIIIE!" She screamed extremly fast before her eyes rolle back nd she fell over, fainting from over hyperactivness.

 

OOC:O_o...what the heck?

 

Xemnas sighed, I'll collect the hair samples but I'm not getting that dust... Sorry Vexen but I dont want to do number VII's work just because he's a higher number not to mention I'm already being as nice as a person without a heart can... especially since I'm a higher number than you in either form." Xemnas stalked out then and seeing Zexion he plucked a hair from his head as well as Xigbar's before running off to collect hair from other members.

 

((....... Well said. XDDD Here's the comic, Anime Grillz. =3 Go Drunkenness! XDDD))

"Nyuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhh......" Xigbar(Axel) moaned, holding his stomach some more. His cheeks began to bulge. He pressed his hand to his mouth, but his body would NOT be denied. He whimpered a little, held it in for as long as he possibly could...

And then Xigbar let out the biggest, longest, loudest, strongest burp ever dreamed of.

Ever.

He burped for a solid 15 seconds, then fell on the floor, panting with his eyes closed. "DUDE!" he giggled in a high pitched voice. "That was the SHIZ-NIT, man!!! A one outta ten... I'd-I'd-I'd haveta... Have ta give that a perfect.. twelve..." he trailed off, as he started to doze off.

 

OOC:*turning as blue as Roxas's eyes*OMG I can't breath!!!
Roxas poked Xigbar who was asleep on the floor."Xiggy get up will ya?"Roas said poking Xigbar with a stick.
OOC:for some reason I haffs an obsession with Roxas and sticks.*just ate 13 sugar cookies*

 

Larxene sat up, her eyes twitching "HOLY CRAP NUTS! WHAT WAS THAT!?" She yelled, standing up. Her legs wobbled, and she slid back down... into a complete split. "Holy.... PAIN... SO MUCH PAAAAIN!" She squeaked, she fell sideways, grasping herself and twitching. Her legs slid back together, twitching. "Oooooh... owwwww.... PAIN... IN PAAAIN!" She whined, her eyes staying wide and her pupils small. She hadn't blink since she first came to the bar.

 

OOC:Like I said before,what the heck?!

 

((Once again... WELL SAID! XDDD))