Organization XIII Switch

OOC:O_o....that sounds bizarre.he he,and now for something that'll copletely lower Roxas's reputation!
BIC:Roxas was in his room,waiting for the right moment to show everyone the incident.he looked out the door."the cost is clear."he said losing the door to a crack and turning on a radio.then he grabbed something to use as a mic and started to sing."Girl,theres something bought me that you oughtta knowI've never felt the need to lose control."yep,he was singing along to right where you want me by Jesse McCartney.

"Baby,Take me on a journey.I've been thinking lately.I could use,alittle time along with you.Crazy,lets do something maybe,Please don't take your time.You got me,Right where you want me."he sang,not paying attention to the world.
OOC:God,Someone get a camera and film this moment!This is gonna be the most Hilarious thing ever!XD

 

Xemnas(Demyx) walked into Vexen's lab. He knew it would be quite and sitting down he began to relax and rubbing his temples he let out a tired sigh. He didnt open his eyes but quitely stated "Dont rush Vexen, I'd rather have you put us back right than do a rush job and screw something up. I might not be concidered by most as the respective superior at the moment, but I'm just making a point."

He then simply sat and listened to the scratching of a pencil against paper. He always felt calmer in the lab... it was a quite place and it didnt require him thinking or attempts at feeling. Heck he wasnt even angry at Vexen... He was more angry at Xigbar and Saix who had tried to boss him around...

(sorry, I kinda disapeared for a bit!^.^ I'm back!)

 

OOC: How come I have a feeling of impending doom for Xigbar?
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) sighed and decided to go down into Vexen's lab. At least he could see if he could help, which he probably couldn't. The actual Zexion knew how to use the stuff he recorded in his mind, not Saix.

 

Roxas was siging until the song stopped."he he,good thing Xigbar isn't around."he snickered as he skipped a song."he'd wanna sing along."he laughed as Fegalicious started playing.
OOC:XD man Foxxie's gonna kill me for that!

 

((Woulda posted earlier, but my computer was spazzing out like heck, and I got tired of trying... >.>
Animegirl: I am SO callin' you Anime Grillz from now on. XD *stabs you with a butterknife for stealin' mah ide-ers XD*
R.S.: Welcome back! =3))

A few minutes later...

A little giggle filled the air. "You are SO crazy!" a female voice laughed.
"Ah, but not as crazy as I am about you, Mademoiselle!" a voice purred back, using a French accent.
"Hey! I thought I was your favorite!" another female voice protested.

Xigbar(Axel) grinned again. He was strolling down the street with, not one, but two beautiful women at his side. And, by the looks that women around him were giving him, it would probaly be more, soon. I mean, WHO could resist the king of all shmex?! It was completely unheard of. ((Okay... I'll stop. XD)) One of the ladies was indeed the one he'd chased from before, but the other was her friend. She had long, blonde hair tied up in a single ponytail, and dark green eyes. She was paler than her other friend, but was just as rambunctious.

Xigbar(axel) looked back at her and said, "Well, how iz a man supposed to decide! You both are ze most perfect examples of beauty I have ever seen!" He was still keeping up the French accent.
The first woman giggled. "You're soooo funny!"
"Mysterious, too...!" sighed the blonde. "Why won't you tell us your name? What, are you some sort of escape criminal who lives life on the edge and doesn't play by the rules?" she added sarcastically.
Xigbar(Axel) looked up, smiling. HA! She's got no idea how close she really is... "All I can say is, that it would not be a good idea to tell you my name... Call me Jacque for now. I have always found that name... How do you say... euphonious at the least Though, it does not hold a candle up to you two ladies' irresistable beauty and grace..."

"HA!" laughed the dark haired one. "How did you ever get so ruthlessly charming, Jacque?"
Xigbar whipped his hat off. "I CONFESS! It is because my name is really... PRINCE CHARMING!!!"
The blonde one shoved him playfully. "And I'm the King of England."
"Heh... Sí, sí, Mademoiselle..."
"...Sí?" the dark haired one inquired. "I thought you were pretending to be French... Isn't that a Spanish word?"
Xigbar blinked, smiling with a blank look on his face. "... Qué?"

They all laughed.

"So.. 'Jacque'..." started the blonde one. "Ya wanna play a little game...?" She grinned deviously.
Xigbar looked at her. "Game...? What kinda game...?" he inquired in his normal voice. He grinned back at her.
"Well... Me and Rachel were just about to hed to the bar..." She grinned. "The first one to 15 drinks wins! First one to pass out pays. What do ya say?"
Xigbar didn't even blink. "You're on!"
"Okay, but I'm warning you..." the blonde on said, smiling. "I don't loose easily."
"It's true!" Rachel butted in. "Celeste is a BEAST when it comes to drinking contests!"
"Well, Celeste..." Xigbar said. "You are about to get served!"
"We'll see about that!" Celeste challenged back.

They raced to the bar, ordered their drinks, and began chugging as fast as they could.

And so it began...

((*is snickering to self* Bweh heh heh... >3))

 

Larxene started scribbling everywhere on the page. "Everythings too confusiiiiiiiing!" She screeched, falling sideways on her bed and stuffing her face into a soft tiger plushie. Her head hurt from whos really who and whos in whos body. "I wonder what Ax- I mean.. Xigbar.. is doing right now.." She muffled in her plushie, turning and staring at the blank ceiling.

 

Roxas checked the hallway again,the coast was still clear."time to tourn up the heat."He said skipping to 'Hips don't lie' by Shakira."now to find Axel."he said walking out his room in search of Axel.
OOC:*sing-song voice*♪Axels hips don't lie♪..hee hee.

 

Later...

Xigbar(Axel) slumped over the counter, giggling hysterically. Now he and Celeste were both on drink number 14. Rachel was on the floor, knocked out. She'd passed out just when she got to number 10. What a lightweight... "Bartender..." he chuckled, his words slurred together. "'Nother *hic!* un, please?" he said, raising his hand. The bartender shook his head slightly, and passed another drink to Xigbar.

"Thank *hic!* you..." Xigbar said, raising his head, and grabbing for it. Is eyes were closed halfway and blood-shot and his cheeks were a rosey red-ish color. "BOTTEMS UP!" he shouted, and he started drinking, though it wasn't nearly as fast as when they started.

Celeste slammed her empty glass down with a "PWAAAAH!!!!!" She grinned, and pumped her arm in the air, giving a "V for Victory!" sign. "I AM DA CHAMP! I am da champ...! I... da... the..." Before she could get out the last word, she collasped on the counter, K.O.ed.

Xigbar(Axel) blinked, staring at her. He took the drink down from his lips. It was still half full. He stared at Celeste, pouting. Damn it... I lost.... He looked back down at his drink. Oh well, no use to having it go to waste... he thought, grinning.

He started to pick it up, swaying back and forth. He sat like that, swaying from side to side for a moment, then fell over on some guy beside him.
"HEY!" the guy shouted. "Get the hell OFF of me, ya crazy, sunnuva-"
Xigbar looked him into the eye, then poked him. "Duuuuude..." he hiccuped, and coninued. "You're, like, *hic!* the one on me! *hic!*"
The guy got up, making Xigbar tumble over and fall headfirst on the ground. "Smart guy, huh?!" he demanded. "Well let's see how clever you are now!"
"Ow...." Xigbar groaned. He slowly got up, swaying slightly. "Alright..." he rubbed his chin, thoughtfully. "Uh-hum... Two plus two equals-"

The guy started to charge at him, screaming furriously. Xigbar gasped and ducked, which made the man crash into another guy right beside him.

"HEY! What the-" the guys shoved him into another guy who lunged at him, making him fall onto someone else. And, before ya knew it, EVERYONE in the bar was fighting.

((Beer + Xigbar = SUPER Californian Doode!!! XDDD))

 

Roxas sighed."I dont know about Axel but I think..."He opened a portal and went in,only to end up in Antlantica."oops!wrng type of portal!"he said looking at his dolphin tail.
OOC:*squels*Main Reason why I loves Antlantica:Shirtless Sora!*drools*XD

 

((I VOTE FOR DEMYX GOING TO ATLANTICA!!!! >=D))

Xigbar(Axel) sat on the floor, watching as the rest of the bar tipped into chaos. Unsteadily, he stood up, and started stumbling toward the door. Amazingly, his unsteady walking was the very thing that was keeping him from getting popped a good one on the mouth a couple of times.

As he continued to stumble through, he caught sight of two guys fighting. One had a full, un-opened bottle of vodka in his hand. He was about to bash the other across the head with it, when Xigbar popped, and grabbed the bottle in mid-air. Snatching it away, he murttered, "Hey, ken I *hic!* borruh dis?" Without waiting for an answer, he started walking off again.
The guy whipped around. "HEY! Get back here, ya--" before he could finish, he was tackle from behind by the man he was originally gonna bash across the head.

I'm outta here... Xigbar thought, happily. Then, his eyes got wide. "Sonuva..." he managed to say before slipping on some beer that was on the floor. He'd get up and watch where he was walking. He'd arrive at the 'door' and put his hands on the wall and feel around. "Oh my god...! OH MY GOD! THE DOOR IS MISSING!!!" he shrieked. He had absolutely no idea that he was standing in front of a wall.

He whipped around, his eyes darting around frantically. THE DOOR IS MISSING?! But... How will we be able to get out?! HOW WILL WE BE ABLE TO BREATHE?!?!?! He started to hyperventilate.

Then, he grabbed his head and screamed at the top of his lungs, "WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!"

A guy in front of him whipped around, snarling. "Ya know, you're REALLY startin' ta piss me off, kid!" he growled, stomping over to Xigbar(Axel).

Xigbar blinked, then retorted, indignantly, "Psh! KID?! I ain't no *hic!* kid! For your information, I'ma-- Hey! What are ya--?!" Xigbar started thrashing about angrily and shouting protests as the man picked him up by his shirt and slung him out of the window.

Xigbar did a face-plant into the grass out side of the bar. He laid there for a few minutes. "... Ow...." he grumbled. He slowly picked himself off the ground. That's when he realized he'd been clutching the vodka bottle the whole time. He grinned, pulled the top off with his teeth, and drank a little, walking in the direction he thought was to the castle, dancing to a soundless tune.

 

"Okay lets try this again."Roxas opened another portal,only for it leading to the Pride lands.He screamed at the top of his lungs in anger."I asked for hallow bastion not the Pride lands!"he yelled.
OOC:wow Roxas is mad!

 

Larxene sat up and threw her journal at the wall angrily, the journal bursting into shreds of paper from the static building up on her walls. "UGH! BOOOOOORED!" She cried, falling back down on her bed and whimpering, hitting her pillow. Her mind was completleyn blank, nontheless no fun ideas to occupie her with. She groaned.

 

"Okay one more time."Roxas said making a portal that led to Timeless River."I give up."he groaned.

 

Vexen found a period for his sentence and returned to thinking, absently scratching Marluxia's chin with the tip of his quill. It would take days... maybe weeks, maybe, to completely assess the problem and find a cure for his little bumble. Better than any other scientist, at least, who would take months or even years.

At least it wouldn't be his body that would be wrecked apart once Saix- now Zexion- went berserk with impatience.

Where were the others? He sorely needed them to completely figure out the problem with a variety of highly painful and uncomfortable tests and examinations. As far as he knew, most of them were about causing mischief in their new forms. Just wait until we feel the backlash that's sure to result from this explosion... Vexen thought. And Xigbar... I don't even want to THINK about what he must be doing in Axel's body. He supposed he couldn't blame the one-eyed, scarred Xigbar for making the most of this change, but after all, it would be Axel feeling the hangover once they all switched back, and not him. A perfect example of "Ooh... he'll feel that tomorrow..."

(ooc://Sorry for most of the useless posts, but I'm trying to see how I can turn all these occurences to my advantage. I'm kinda scared to make Vexen COMPLETELY nutty- even if he already is.)

 

Saix(Zexion) suddenly stepped out of a portal to see Xigbar(Axel) face-planted on the ground. Blinking, he bent down and shook him.
"Xigbar!" he shouted. "I think there are some rabid people after you!" He looked up and quickly vanished as a barrage of angry people threw open the doors of the bar. The glared at Xigbar(Axel) and one of them shouted, "There is the guy who started the fight!"
OOC: I'm guessing you know what happens next.

 

Xemnas(Demyx) simply sat in the lab and watched the form of Marluxia work away... it looked really strange. He was so use to Vexen hunched over that desk working away and seeing Marluxia there instead of Vexen was too funny and giggling in Demyx's girlish voice Xemnas(Demyx) couldent help but blush at the stupidity going through his mind... This whole 'I am Demyx' thing was really bugging him...

 

Saix(Zexion) opened a portal behind Vexen()Marluxia. He sported a few scratches, but nothing much. The drunk people from the bar had found him hiding in the shadows and had given them a piece of their mind. But Saix(Zexion) had sorted them out with Zexion's pathetic book.
Staring at Xemnas(Demyx) as he giggled, he asked, "Shouldn't you be leading the Organization. Xigbar(Axel) has already found some things to do, and Roxas(Lexeaus) has disappeared off to somewhere."

 

((Ukali, that meant you, too... >.>;
He was supposed to be... ya know... home by now... Cuz, no, I don't know what happeneds next. >.<;

Oy... Sorry if I'm a little "RAWR!"-ish today... -_-; Hay fever is not fun... >.>;))

Xigbar(Axel) blinked and stared at the place where Saix(Zexion) had been standing. Coulda sworn that there was someone there a second ago... he thought, blinking heavily. Slowly, he looked back up at the angry mob and... Smiled...?

I knew this was gonna happen one day... he thought. "Ladies...." he started, as coolly as one could when being drunk out of their mind, "I know ya'll want me to *hic!* stay and all..." he continued on about how all of the imaginary girls were swooning over him.

The mob stared him. They glanced at eachother, then stared at him some more. ".... What...?" they all asked at the same time.

"... And I'm sorry that I have to leave so suddenly, but *hic!* now it's time for me to bid you a dude." he finished, bowing. He'd probally meant "adieu" instea of "a dude."

He thrust the vodka bottle up over his head, and shouted, "OLE!" and disappeared through a portal. The mob just stood there, not exactly sure what had just happened.

A few seconds later, Xigbar(axel) arrived at Castle Oblivin. He took another long gulp of the vodka, and began singing in an incredibally loud and obnoxious voice.

"Looooooooovin' youuuuuuu... Is is easy cuz yer beautifuuuuul........ And everyday of mah liiiiiife.....! Is filled with looooovin' youuuuuuuu.....!"

Usually, Xigbar was a pretty good singer, but alchohol wasn't very kind to good singing voices... Especially since the idiot had decided to sing a song chock full of high notes. As he sang, he was doing some kind of funky dance throught the halls of the castle.

"Lalalala... Lalalala... Lalalalalaaaaalaaalaaaaaalaaaaalaaaalala.... Doo doo dooo dooo dooo dooooooooo...."

He sucked in a deep breath, and then... It came...

"AHHHHH-AAAAAAHHHH-OOOO-OOOO-OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"

((I can almost FEEL that last note... XD

Hey... I just got a funny idea... XD

Axel: Hey guys! I can do it now!
Roxas: .... Do what?
Axel *singing* Loooovin' you... Is easy cuz you're beautifullll....
Roxas: NO! DOOON'T!!!!!
Axel: Doo doo dooo doooo dooooo doooooo.... AAAA--

*blows up*))

 

The sound of Number Six's voice made Vexen jerk his head up, jolted out of concentration. Half annoyed, half curious, he listened to Saix's little announcement, and immediately blanched once he entailed Xigbar's adventures in Axel. The cure wouldn't work if one of their own was dead. Which, if Xigbar continued his absolutely moronic trend, would be the result.

Vexen looked down at his hastily scribbled notes and hypothesizing. He had been in a rush, desperate to get it all finished before any possible backlash and before a certain Number Two got Number Eight's body in a shape unbefitting for further habitation. Already he had gotten two ingredients down: dust from the machine's explosion and hair samples from every Organization member except Larxene. Might as well give Number One and Number Seven something to do, instead of lazing about making me nervous. "Here," he said, pushing twelve phials into Demyx's hands and a flask into Zexion's. "I want you to pluck one hair from everyone's head in any way possible, O Superior. Number Seven, I want you to gather dust from that explosion, off the floor and any residue left over on anyone's coat. Contact will make the dust unable to be used. You'll have to collect it..." He grinned spitefully, "by blowing as hard as you can." He turned back to his notebook. "That's all I've got for now. Have a party."

 

((Oy... What is the winking smiley doing up there? XD))

Xigbar(Axel) had gone into drunken musical jukebox mode by now, so at this time, he was singing another song. As fate would have it, that one had lots of high notes, too.

"And woooouuuldn't it be nice to live together! In the kind of world where we be-loooo-ooo-ooong!!! Ya know its gonna make it THAT much bet-ter! When we can say goodnight and STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...... to-ge-ther!!!!!!! Woooooouuuuuuldn't it be nice if..."