Organization XIII Switch

((*fangurlish giggle* Hee.... Yesh I know... ^-^ Doesn't he? *more gooey fangurlish moments* Okay, I'm done. >.>' ))

Xigbar(Axel) arrived at the corner of a hall in Castle Oblivion. He glanced around. There was no one around, but he could hear footsteps and... laughing. He peeked from behind the corner of a wall, gasped, and pulled back.

He took a deep breath, smoothed out his suit, and clentched his fist in determination. Okay... This is your big moment, Xiggy! No pressure! But for the love of all humanity, do NOT screw this UP! You're Axel now. AXEL! Got it memorized?!

Without wasting another second, he whipped around the corner, and leaned on the wall, casually, resting the tips of his fingers on the rim of his hat. ((<insert sultry jazz music here> XD)) He looked up, slightly, a sexy smile on his lips. "Hey there, Larxene..." he said coolly.

((What? WHAT?! You said no yaoi! XDDD But, hey, THIS isn't yaoi!!!!

And, personally, I thought it'd be hilarious to do.

TAKE IT AWAY, MISS ANTENNE!!!! XDDDDDD))

 

(*stage spolight is empty* Har-dee-har-har

Larxene turned to Axel, looking at how he was dressed. "Oh.. hey Axel. Why are you all dressed up?" She asked examining his clothing. "Ah, well. I need to ask you somthing, since you're a sensible joker.." She asked, looking down at her journal. "Don't you think it'd be funny if Jack Sparrow mistook Xigbar for a real pirate, I mean, cause of his eyepatch and all?" she asked, looking back up at him.

 

(( *record scratches* *sultry music stops* Oh, that's coooold... XD))

The grin melted off of Xigbar(Axel)'s face. His cheeks started to turn a deep red. He cracked a painful smile and said, "... Uh... Yeah. I guess." PIRATE!!!!!!! As if! It's not my fault that Xaldin likes paper dolls and that-- He clossed his eyes, trying to relax. Calm, Xiggy... Calm... YOU'RE CHANCE, REMEMBER!?!?!

The grin came back. Okay... Let's try this again...

"So, Larxene..." he said, pushing down the journal with one finger. "You doin' anything tonight...?" he inquired, shooting her another shockingly FANTABULOUSLY SHMEXY grin.

 

(Yech. Xigbar needs to tone it down. )

Vexen took several deep breaths. This was one of the times when he heartily liked his shield, even if it was heavy, unwieldy, and totally unbeneficial to his uber-cool science kit. Such a shield usually prevented this sort of abuse. Plus, he absolutely detested Marluxia, the one who had NO RESPECT FOR HIS ELDERS, didn't even GREET PEOPLE PROPERLY, and had girly hair (ooc://not that he could talk... :D ). He detested Marluxia's happy little pink flower garden, too, filled with absolutely sickeningly beautiful roses and sakura trees. And his stupid messy hair. And his silly scythe. And his pathetic little flower element, which was completely girly as far as he was concerned. Being in his archenemy's body just about made him want to throw up- but being a scientist, he hated mess. First chance I get, I'm going to go to his room and COMB HIS HAIR.

"Number Si- Seven," Vexen said, calmly as possible, attempting to ignore that fact that being in Number Eleven's body, he was no longer of higher rank and technically not even of older age. "Please, release my coat front or..." He struggled to think of a really good threat. "...or feel the wrath of my TERRIFYING FLOWER PETALS OF DOOM!"

 

Saix(Zexion) lifted his eyebrows and let Vexen(Marluxia) drop. He smirked.
"As Number Six, I order you, Number Eleven, to go and rebuild a machine that will turn ALL of us back to normal," he said, still smirking. "Chop chop, flower-boy. Better get working."

 

"No... why?" Larxene answered, lowering her journal from part of her face. She examined what Axel was wearing. He didn't dress like that very often... nor use the "shmexy" grin either. She raised an eyebrow for a moment, confused a little.

 

((NO WOMAN CAN WITHSTAND TEH SHMEXY AXEL GRIIIIIN!!!!! >D))

Xigbar(Axel) smiled a little more. "Heh... Why?" He leaned forward so that their noses were almost touching, still smiling that completly IRRESISTIBLE grin. "You. Me. Dinner. Tonight. What do you say...?" His gaze into her eyes was almost seductive as he awaited her responce.

((Arg... Bus! DX *wants to see how Larxene will react* ;_; *scampers off*))

 

Roxas was walking outside castle oblivion,managing to see the scene with Larxene and xigbar(Axel)"Oh,this is gonna be good."Roxas said taking out his camera,filming the moment.
(Okay,I can deal with the Xigbar and Saix situation sliding,but Larxene and Xigbar is just too good to resist!)

 

Larxene blushed a little, but smiled warmly. "uh..Sure" She responded sweetly. 'This is going to be fun..' She thought, her smile turning into a grin. "I can't wait" She exclaimed softley, gazing thoughtufly into Axel's eyes.

 

((O.O ZOMG, Larxene said yes. XD;
AnimeGirl104: Ja, vurry unusual, no? XDDD))

Xigbar(Axel) blinked, staring at her. For a second, he looked completely dumbfounded. Wait a sec... She said "yes"...? The grin was back. Oh my god - YESSSS!!!! SCORE!!!!!

He tipped his hat politely, then held out his hand to her. "Shall we..?" he inquired. On the outside he looked completely calm and collected. On the inside, though, he was throwing a party. WHOOOOOOO!!!!!! Old man's still got it!!!!

((XDDDDDDDDDD))

 

(old man... LMFAO!)

Larxene blushed and took Axel's hand, her journal left grasped in the other. She grinned wildley. 'I wonder how I could ruin this...' She thought evily, keeping her outside look natural. On her inside, though, she was cackling evily as she came up with a plan

(A plan which I have no clue what it is... lol)

 

OOC: HEHEHE! TIME TO MAKE MY ENTRANCE!
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) suddenly swooped in. He was carrying a journal, a very odd journal.
"Xigbar," he said, "Why did I find a journal talking about several very bad names you have found out about some of the members." He looked at the scene before him and smirked.
"You do know that you are dating Xigbar in disguise of Axel," he said, addressing Larxene.

 

Larxene grinned and laughed. "Sure, and Xaldin is Saix" She joked. She truly didn;t have a clue what was going on, so she only thought it was a joke. "If this was Xigbar, then im sure he wouldn't of asked me ta dinner. He usually doesn't speak to me since everyone knows I have a short temper. Plus he probobly doesn't have the guts to do it anyway" She snapped, glaring a little at Saix(Zexion)

 

Vexen rubbed his neck and gasped for air once Saix, in the guise of Zexion, had swooped off like some overgrown bat to do who knows what. Again, he scowled at the sight of Marluxia's arm attached to him. But there was no time to linger over little problems such as that. Better to figure out what was wrong, how to fix it, and what items he needed to do that. And figure out who was in whose body so that he would know who to avoid... Vexen dug in Marluxia's pockets. No paper and pencil? He muttered a word totally unbefitting his age and went off to his room in a huff to fetch his lab report and pencil. He began to write down notes immediately, as all good scientists should.

Saix=Zexion. First thing on his list.

 

Saix(Zexion) shook his head. "You weren't caught in the blast," he said. Then, he went on to explain the situation. "Vexen's idiotic, up to no good, chocobo-headed machine exploded, and it switched us all so that we are in each other's bodies. I, Saix, got switched with Zexion. Xigbar got switched with Axel. Roxas got switched with Lexeaus. Vexen got switched with Marluxia. Demyx got switched with Xemnas." He went on with the list.

 

(OOC: The Organization isnt in CAstle Oblivion right? cause I would assume the castle they're in is the one in The World that never was)

Axel(Xigbar) woke up (again) after being thrown out of the book. HE looked around and only saw Xemnas and Demyx. "That Xigbar!!!!! I'm gonna kill him"
He teleported and looked for himself. He found Xigbar(axel) and unteleported.

"XIGBAR! IM GONNA KILL YOU!" It was then he noticed that Xigbar put on his fancy clothes.
"I was saving those for a special occasion!!"

(OOC: is it alright if i make Xigbar(axel) say one thing? I really dont want a lot to happen with this part of what im gonna do. I'm gonna make Xigbar say something anyway)

Xigbar(axel) said, "ANd i used the special occasion you wanted"

Axel(Xigbar) got even angrier, "I wasn't saving it for her!!! I was saving it for somebody else," *blushes* "Also, I was thinking of returning the tie... It just doesnt say me, so i wanted to get a purple one. But now since you used it, i cant get my refund back!"
In his mind only one thing came up. ROXAS ROXAS ROXAS!!!!!(sortry had to take the oppurtunity)

 

Vexen heard muffled shouting and, armed with paper, pencil, and a ridiculously pink scythe, went to investigate, hoping to add more notes. This is turning out to be a magnificently intriguing experiment, he thought, always the scientist. Much more fascinating than any heart-machine would've been... but I'd still like a heart.

Peeking around the corner, he found Axel in some sort of black straitjacket (he wished), Larxene struggling to hide an evilly sadistic grin, Lexaeus skulking about with a camera (How in the Worlds did he ever get the munny to buy THAT?), Zexion with a questioning expression, and Xigbar looking both indignant and furious at the same time. How odd. All the same, he could only guess that they, too, had switched bodies... all except Larxene. Or, at least, he dearly hoped so, because he knew that if Larxene had switched bodies she would've left his remains to be swept up into a matchbox by Zexion, who monitered the Castle chores.

Only one person would be so incredibly stupid to flirt with Larxene and bore that absolutely moronic expression: as if he had been hit in the back of the head with a very heavy metal object. Xigbar=Axel.

 

Larxene, hopefully un-noticed, shrunk back into a port hole that led to her room, closing it behind her. As she re-appeared into her room from a port hole, she plopped down on her bed, She held her head, confused by all that was going on. She was still blushing from a few minutes ago. She sighed, and opened to a blank page to doodle. She didn't know excactly why she doodled to relief stress, it just did.

 

"wow this has been a good use for my camera."Roxas walked up to them,the camera of the whle incident in his hand."I can't wait to show the others this moment."then he walked off,slightly singing "Xibar and Larxene Sitting in a tree.K-I-S-S-I-N-G!Got it memorized?"Roxas laughed as he went to show the others about what he saw.
OOC:he he,not only did I do the most childish thing ever,I probably got Axel mad by saying his Catchphrase.

 

((Sorry I didn't post last night...

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I was kidnapped.... >.>' ))

Completely ignoring Roxas(Lex), Xigbar(Axel) watched Larxene shlink away, and sighed. "NOW look what you did....!" he muttered, staring at Axel(Xigbar). It wasn't exactly an angry or theatening stare... It was... Indifferent, if anything.

After a moment of silence, he shrugged, and sighed, "Oh well.... There's plenty more fish in the sea." He grinned, winked, and snapped his fingers, making a portal open. "See ya later, losers!~" he sang. He reached over, grabbed a rose from a nearby vase, and stuck between his teeth with an, "OLE!" as he jumped into it and disappeared to... Somewhere.

A few seconds later he arrived at a place on the market street of Hallow Bastion. He took the rose out from between his teeth, yawned, and stretched a little. Then he turned his head to look at a woman walking past him. She had dark black hair and shockingly bright blue eyes. She had a heart shaped face, long graceful legs, tan skin, and a dangerous smile.

Xigbar(Axel) grinned, and said, "Girl, I know your feet must be tired, cuz you been runnin' through my mind all day, COME ON!!!" She giggled and started to run off with Xigbar(Axel) chasing her playfully.

((Great... And NOW I've turned Xigbar into a pimp. XDDD
Don't find him yet, you guys... You should see how he's gonna go back home... XD

Rexyggor: They were supposed to be Xigbar's clothes... o.o
Anime girl: HEY!!!! I'm the one who said that FIRST!!! XDDD

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Is it okay if I call you "Anime Grillz"? =3))