Organization XIII Switch

Xigbar's eyes turned to the size of grape fruits. "GAAAAH!!!" he screamed as he shielded his face from the evil scissors. He felt something cold bounce off his arm, and looked down at it, fearfully.

Scissors... His stomach did a summer-sault.

"GWAAAAAH!!!! You really WERE trying to poke my eye out, WEREN'T YOU, YOU LITTLE SNEAK?!?!?!?!?!!?!?" he screached. His voice was steadily becoming more and more shrill with each word. Suddenly, he summoned his new chackrams. "AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Don't you EVER come near me AGAIN!!!!!!!!!" he shouted, chucking his chackrams at Saix.

 

Roxas managed to take a picture before the 2 started fighting again."man this pi is gonna be major blackmail!"Roxas snickered.
OOC:ha ha!man If that one pic was on the internet the Yaoii fangirls would go insane!

 

OOC: I hate yaoi.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) ducked to avoid the chakrams. He picked up his scissors and started throwing them at Xigbar(Axel) again.
"THAT IS FOR MAKING LARXENE GIVE ME A SCAR!" he shouted, spit flying from his mouth. He leapt and stabbed Xigbar(Axel) in the arm.

 

((I dun like yaoi, either... Shonen-ai is... okay... But just plain YAOI creeps me out. >.< ))

Xigbar(Axel) shrieked yet again. "MY ARM!!! YOU LITTLE--!!!" His pupils shrank to the size of needle-points. Suddenly, his terror turned into a burning rage; a dark aura that you could practically feel. He narrowed his eyes, and bared his teeth, staring at the spot where Saix(Zexion) had stabbed him...

And snapped. His other arm shot out and grabbed Saix(Zexion) by the neck.

"RAAAAGHHHHH!!!!!!! GET OUT!!!!!!!! Get out, and do not EVER come near me AGAIN!!!!!"

His eyes blazed he dragged Saix(Zexion) toward the door. He threw Saix out into the hallway, and dashed back into his room. But he wasn' done... Oh no. He appeared again, now holding flaming pillows in his hands. He screamed again, foaming at the mouth, and started hurling whatever he could grab a-hold of and threw them at Saix.... Whether they were still on fire or not.

"DO NOT [bleep]IN' COME NEAR ME AGAIN, YA UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?! If you are ever STUPID enough to show your [bleep]in' face around me again, I WILL LITERALLY RIP OUT YOUR [bleep]IN' INTESTINES, AND STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!!!!! DO YOU HEAR ME?!?!?! I WILL RIP OUT YOUR [bleep]IN' INTESTINES, FOO'!!!!!!!!!!!!"

With one more deafening roar, he slammed his door closed. From inside the room, you could still hear things crashing and breaking, and loud, muffled curses too foul to put on the web.

(((Great... >.> NOW you made poor Xigbar go a skip, hop, and jump away from completely insane. >.>' XD)))

 

(may I join as Larxene?)

 

"dang Xigbar was really ticked off!"Roxas Said hearing Xigbar from his room.

 

Saix(Zexion) stared. Xigbar(Axel) had a foul mouth, but never really used it on any of the Organization members, and definitely not him.
Standing up, Saix(Zexion) dusted himself off, trying to rid himself of ash. His coat had been torched, leaving it ragged at some places and whole at others. Once done with cleaning himself, he stalked off to go and find a different coat.

OOC: 0.0 Xigbar was funny! L0L.

 

Xemnas(Demyx) continued to struggle away attempting to escape the book. He was getting flustered and splashing the pages with water wasnt helping. He tried punching kicking fidgetting even biteing at one point. He then screamed at one point "Saix you let me out of here this instant or so help me you will wish you were not male!!!!"

(Lol.... angry Xemnas)

 

I've been following the chat so far and I've noticed none of you are willing to play the scapegoat Vexen. So... I'll take that job. I'm looking forward to... DESTROYING VEXEN'S REPUTATION (even further).

 

OOC: FINALLY! W00T! A VEXEN! NYAHAHAHAHAHA! Good plan, Wavewhisper.

 

As soon as Vexen began coming around, he knew something was very, very wrong. But on second thought, everything seemed perfectly typical. Xigbar was yelling something about someone having removed an eye. Absolutely normal. Someone was shouting incoherently and using incredibly inappropriate words. Absolutely normal. Zexion was raging in an incredibly berserk manner... absolutely norm— wait a minute. Zexion? The most domestic and noncombative one of all thirteen members (to all Number Six fans, sorry for the snub... but for Kingdom Heart's sake, he uses a BOOK as a weapon...)? Now that was odd.

Vexen opened his eyes, had time to glimpse the dense, uncombed growth of brown-pink hair around his face... and ducked just in time as chakrams came whistling over his head.

 

(wooo!!! a vexen!,yah.... I was gonna take him but Xemnas was too tempting at the time....Someone get me out of a book!ps. it was too tempting to not type this... sorry for anyone who finds me annoying!)

 

Saix(Zexion) stalked pass Marluxia, but jerked to a stop. Marluxia wasn't awake when he had awaken, so had the Nobody switched with someone else?
"Marluxia?" he called, blinking in surprise.

 

Roxas peeked out his room and saw Vexen was finnaly awake."Vexen you sure got us in alot of trouble this time."Roxas said walking up to Saix."I'm impressed how you switched us though.I gotta admit,Saix as Zexion and Xigbar as Axel is a funny touch."Roxas laughed.

 

(( I know... XDDD "Foo'!" XDDDDDD))

Xigbar(Axel) was still going around his room, smashing and kicking whatever what was in reach, absolutly OOZING a dark aura around him. Finally, he realized he STILL hadn't pulled out the scissors that Saix(Zexion) had stabbed him with. He bared his teeth, grabbed the handle, and yanked it out as quickly as his could. Without waiting to see how deep it had gone in, he stomped over to the window, and hurled it as hard as he could.

He watched it soar for a few moments, then sighed, and slumped down on the winsil, all anger gone. "I swear... Saix is gonna make me go insane with that crap one day... It's all fun and games until I loose an eye... Or until he looses an arm, same difference."

He sat up, and looked at his bathroom door. "Oh well... Maybe brooding over myself in the mirror would help me feel better..." he mumbled, standing up. Talk about vain.

 

Xemnas then came up to Vexen(Marluxia). He then wabbled a bit and falling over onto Vexen(Marluxia) but stood up after a moment he looked to Vexen "Sorry about that, it's all due to being in the form of a water controling nimrod... It's Xemnas incase you didnt notice..." He then glared at Vexen but other than that he didnt seem all that angry... maybe he had just ajusted??? or was there some evil plot up his sleeve?

 

OOC: Xemnas has been out of the book for a long time.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) growled. Vexen, the person who had switched him with Zexion and his subordinates or superiors with other members.
Saix's(Zexion) right hand twitched. He didn't have his weapon, but his Berserk Mode was enough.
Snarling, Saix(Zexion) leapt up and grab Vexen(Marluxia) by the front of his coat.
"TURN ME BACK THIS INSTANT!" he shouted, spit flying into Vexen's(Marluxia) face.

 

Xigbar(Axel) grinned, and smoothed his hair in front of the mirror. He then winked, and flashed a thumbs up at some imaginary woman. He laughed, then said in his 'sexy voice', "Please, ladies... Three at a time..." and cracked up all over again. He was definately loving his time in Axel's body.

Oh yes... He'd ALWAYS been jealous of the "pretty boys" of The Organization like Demyx and Roxas and... Yes, even Axel. He remembered when he'd looked like that before time caught up to him... Along with Xaldin's pointy objects... And that incident with Saix didn't help, either... (("That incident with Saix" XD Imagine it with the "Jaws" theme. XDDDD))

"But now..." he murmured, grinning wickedly into the mirror, "all of the good looks are MINE!!! ALL MIIIIINE!!!!!! BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA--"

Suddenly, a thought dawned on him... If now you're REALLY the king of all that is shmexy... Why not put your looks to the test...? Another wicked grin.

Within a few minutes, he'd gotten dressed in a black tux with the front unbuttoned, reavling a thin, white shirt. He draped the dark red tie loosly around his neck, and tossed on a black hat on top of his head, and dashed back to the mirror in the bathroom. He grinned. Lookin' sharp, Xiggy! Now... For the finishing touch... He grabbed a pair of small, dark blue sunglasses and looked at himself again.

Perfect...

With that, he portalled off to... Somewhere...

((Xigbar's suit... Just imagine the sunglasses are there. XD DO NOT DENY THAT THAT IS DOWN RIGHT PURE SHMEX!!!! XDDDD))

 

(I have to admit... Axel looks cute in that picture.. :3)

Larxene strolled down a hallway, reading things she had wrote a long time before. Course, she never thought of the chance that'd she bump into somone, which, oftenly and strangly, she never did. She read the last line on the page, dropped her journal and laughed. She was about to say what it said, but she couldn't stop laughing at it. As her laughs turned to giggles, she picked her journal up and dashed away with it, grinning wildley. But then she shrieked to a stop. "Hm... who would enjoy this joke as much as I.." She asked herself , looking down. "Hmm... who enjoys jokes about oother members.." She mumbled, crossing her arms.

 

(ooc:// Gee, guys, lighten up! Poor Number Four just woke up and you're all abusing him...)
bic:// Vexen resisted the urge to shout in indignation as he was abruptly manhandled and spoken to in a manner not-at-all befitting his station. For some reason, Zexion was shaking him by the front of his coat and others were... well... let's just say they weren't exactly RESPECTING THEIR ELDERS (and how does a little shortie like Number Six expect to lift someone like Number Eleven anyway? o.0). Wincing, Vexen rubbed his arm— wait a minute, no... MARLUXIA'S arm where Demyx's sharp elbow had jabbed into it. Ouch.

He had to admit he was behaving remarkably calm for such a calamity. But he was cold as ice, and besides, he was used to his experiments backfiring. This wasn't nearly as bad as the last time... last time he had ended up with a replica that had turned the former Number XIII into—

Never mind that. Now just to figure out how to get Number Six off him.