Organization XIII Switch

Xigbar(Axel) squeaked a little, then took off again. "Nonononono-- I'm too SEXY to be beaten!!!!" he screamed.

((Inspired by Fairly Odd Parents. XD))

 

OOC: What the....
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) smirked and drew out his book of DOOM!
"Who cares," he hissed, and started to beat Xigbar(Axel) over the head with it.

 

Xigbar(Axel) covered his head, and continued running and screaming. He completely forgot tht he was in a building...

With walls.

WHAM!!!

He slammed head first into the nearest wall, then stood there for a second, completely frozen. Finally, he collapsed on the ground. A huge knot the size of a baseball grew on his forehead. He clutched his head again. "Ahh.... My head... It huuuuuurts...." he whined.

 

Saix(Zexion) smirked and drew out a pair of scissors.
"Now, stay still so that I can take out one of your eyes," he said, poking Xigbar(Axel) in the side so that the Organization member rolled over.

 

Oh, oh...Can I be Lexaeus??

 

OOC: Sure. You can be Larxene.

 

Roxas watched as Saix was about to stab Xigbar in the eye."Oh boy.here we go again."he sighed.yep,hes a total chicken."okay whoevers saying I'm a chicken had better stop."Roxas was getting annoyed.

 

Xigbar(Axel) rolled over, and came face to face with... Scissors.

Scissors.

He stared at them for a few seconds, then started to scream.... And scream...

...........

And scream some more.

OHMYGAWD, NOOOOO!!!! Not again!!!! he thought panicked. "Get those those things outta my face!" he shrieked, knocking the scissors out of Saix(Zexion)'s hand.

He jumped to his feet. "You're freakin' psychopaths, ya hear me?! YOU'RE FREAKIN' PSYCHOPATHS!!!!" he yelled, scrambling over to his room. He dove in, slammed the door, and locked it.

((And the winner is...

SAIX!!!! XD))

 

Roxas held his side Laughing."wow you sure scared Xigbar Saix!"he said while laughing."its a good thing I don't have a heart because I would've died laughing by now!"

 

Xemnas(Demyx) tumbled down the stairs quite quickly rolling over stair after stair his body bumping, droping and tumbling down the entire flight.

How embaressing...

Normally he would have simply been left floating in front of the person that pushed him but now he didnt even know how to some his blasted wepond! Was a sitar even concidered a wepond?

It wasnt in Xemnas's(Demyx) opinion as the only thing he could do was creat water clones of himself (The water clones look like Xemnas!!! Lol) and splash people.... How lame was that? He got up then and going back up the stairs he tracked down Saix(Zexion) only to see a frightened Xigbar(Axel) running away. He then tackled Saix(Zexion) and began strangling him with Demyx's weak almost girlish hands.

Xemnas(Demyx) was enjoying this and smirking he quitely said "Who's gonna be washing the floor now!"

 

OOC: I nderstood the Fairly Oddparents' joke ;) :)

BIC: (uh.... I dont know what its like in Zexin's book. So I'm just gonna improvise, and i might as well do something i really dont want to not post for forever)

What Xigbar(axel) had said stayed in Axel's mind and it reminded Axel(Xigbar) that he had unvoluntarily aged about a billion years in five seconds and now had gray hair, so he muttered, "He's right. Oh god, I'm like the Crypt Keeper!!!!!" (as his voice slowly turned into a yell){also that quote is from Freaky Friday}.

What he had just said started to echo.. Axel(Xigbar) got very freaked out. He tried to run to the wall, but it seemed that he couldn't find it. "Is there any end to this nightmare!!!!"

NExt thing he knew the scene had changed to a new area. He was on a boat in the middle of the ocean. "THis looks familiar". Suddenly a giant squid came up above the surface of the water and started to attack the boat he was on.
"Ahhhh!!!!!!" He then remembered that this was the mightmare he always had when he was in his own body.

 

((HUZZAH! XD ....Wait... So... Axel(Xigbar) is still in the book or somethin'...? ))

Xigbar(Axel) leaned on the door, panting. He stood there, motionless, for a minute, then sank down. “Congratulations, Xigbar…” he grumbled sourly to himself. “You have just accomplished making a complete idiot out of yourself… What do you have to say for yourself…?” He sighed, and rubbed his eyes. “Ugh… I’m so tired…” He stood up, and staggered over to his bed. “Maybe a little nap would be good…”

He sat on his bed, then looked up at the door. He stared at it for quite sometime, then began shaking slightly. Don’t worry about that idiot Saix… You’re safe now… You locked the… door… Suddenly, he smacked himself on the forehead. “Ugh… We can PORTAL, you dope!” He slowly slid his hand down, off his face. Then, he took a deep breath. “Okay… Relax… Just lay down, and close your eyes so that it LOOKS like you’re asleep, then, when Sailor Moon tries to pull one on ya, BAM! That’s when ya pop that dude right in the jaw! Yeah… That’s what I’ll do…”

He laid down just like he’d planned to, and closed his eyes. He started to snicker in his mind. Oh man, this plan is PURE GENIUS! I don’t even feel tired at all! Just let that stupid ol’ Saix try to come with his scissors of doom tryin’ to poke my eye out! HE’LL get what’s comin’ for him! Ha! Sleep?! As if! Man I could go like this all day… he went on and on like this for a while.

Less than 5 minutes later, he was fast asleep.

((DREAMING ABOUT SCISSORS!!!! =O

XDDDDDDD))

 

Saix(Zexion) stared at Xemnas(Xigbar). Usually he would have muttered an apology and retreated, but NOOOO! He was NUMBER SIX now, and Xemnas(Demyx) was Number Nine! HAHAHA!
Smirking, Saix(Zexion) easily unwrapped the hands around his throat and let himself drop the ground. He suddenly noticed he was a bit smaller then Xemnas(Demyx). No matter.
Saix(Zexion) opened his book and slammed it on top of Xemnas's(Demyx) head. It glowed white and sucked him in, but threw Axel(Xigbar) out.
Leaving Axel(Xigbar), Saix(Zexion) turned and appeared by Xigbar(Axel). He pulled out his scissors, and smirked evilly. Time to remove an eye.
OOC: Zexion is the shorteset member other then Roxas. I just noticed that. :D

 

I Was Supposed To Be Lexaeus. ***Sigh*** Who cares??

Larxene entered the room.. She saw Xigbar about to cut out one of Axel's eyes.

What the F*** is going on!!???!!!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!???!!!???!!!???!?!!!?
Vexen accidentally changed our bodies to different people. Saix [Zexion] said.
This is sooo weird she said. Larxene grabbed 3 kunai, and knocked Saix (Zexion) axel and Xigbar out. The kunai came back to her. Hey I am a jerk. So she threw the rest of them and knocked everyone out. **Yawns** Im tired. Ill go play the ps2. And she walked out of the room.

I dont remember who Axel and Xigbar were.

 

((Your post just confused the heck outta me, Darkness. O.o' Oh, and I think that U.R. made a mistake... I ain't sure though.))

Xigbar(Axel) slept on, not noticing Saix(Zexion) hanging over him with the scissors. He twitched in his dream, and waved his hand away. "Nu... Nu... Get them away from me...!" he said, grimacing. He was obviously talking in his sleep. "Ah...! No... Evil scissors...! St... Stop it...!"

He sighed, wincing a little more, then was silent for a while. "... No! My gravey!" he shouted, hugging his pillow. "Not yours, Luxord! MINE!" He rolled over so that his face was facing the wall, and started gnawing on his pillow.

His dream was rapidly turning from a nightmare to a... very... VERY strange dream.

((Heh... I don't know what's funnier... Imagining Axel doing that, or imagining Xigbar doing that. XDDDD))

 

OOC: Darkness, Saix is the one going to cut out Xigbar's eye. Xigbar is in Axel's body and Axel is in Xigbar's body.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) ducked behind his book, and gasped when the kunais ripped pages out. His eyes grew wide, then narrowed.
"NUMBER TWELVE!" he roared, holding up the book. Saix illusions appeared around him, each holding a claymore. They convereged on Larxene, which left Saix(Zexion) to have his fun.
Kneeling down by Xigbar(Axel) he carefully started to poke his right eye. He had to do it carefully, or else he might end up killing Number Eight. Not that that would be a bad thing though.

 

(( And NOW it's time for a non-yaoi, yet equally embarrasing moment between Xigbar and Saix... Please don't poke out Xigbar's eye. XDDD))

Xigbar(Axel)'s face twitched a little bit, feeling the cold blade, but the guy was one step away from dead when he slept. He remained sound asleep. "Nyuuuuh....." he groaned in his sleep. Then, without warning, he thrust out his hands, grabbed Saix(Zexion) in a huge bear hug, and pulled him close.

"I shall call him Squishy, and he shall be mine... And he shall be my... Squishy..." he murmured, smiling a little bit. After a brief, awkward moment, he suddenly yelled, "No, Squishy! NOT ON MY CDS!!!!" One of his hands shot out in front of him, and smacked into the wall.

His eyes snapped open. "AAAAAGHHHHH!!!! MY FREAKIN'...." That's when he noticed his uninvited company with his face inches away from Xigbar(Axel)'s. Xigbar(Axel) stared at Saix(Zexion) for a second, then asked, blushing, "Uh... Saix..? You want something, man...?"

 

"What the hell?!" was all Xemnas(Demyx) could say as he realizaed he was locked away in the book once more. He started squirming about and creating water punching and kicking doing almost anything he could think of just to get those pages a little wider appart...

(Lol, stuck pwnd in a book again...)

 

OOC: Oh... um.. Xemnas(Demyx) was knocked out of the book. He is int he hallway.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) snarled. He tried to free his arms, but couldn't.
"I don't request an audience with you," he hissed crossly. "In fact, I would enjoy it if you will let me GO." Without waiting for an answer, he kicked Xigbar(Axel) in the stomach and sent him flying. He grabbed his scissors and threw them in a crazied frenzy at Xigbar(Axel).

 

OOC: prepare to see what happens when a 12 year old plays a 15-year-old.
Roxas was peeking through the door and was trying to hold in his laughter at the sight he was seeing."Xigbar and Saix sittin' in a tree.K-i-s-s-i-n-g."Roxas whispered.