Organization XIII Switch

Valerie was still listening to her ipod,and now she was playing an imaginary guitar while listening to the song."what the heck are you doing?"Roxas looked at Valerie,who blushed and stopped.

 

"You guys confuse me...." Axel(Xigbar) said. (that goes for me too). He was reall confused and just stared as he watched Saix(Zex) and namine(Larx) find Vexen(Mar).

"Aw, screw this," and he went to see what Roxas(lex) and Valerie(is that the right one? I dont know, it would be easier to remember if the other made up girls' names didnt start with "V" too; which is why i didnt put the girl who is with Saix(zex) if there is one with them. I'm not totally sure anymore.)).

"Hey guys, how you doin?" Axel(xigbar) put his arms down on a table/counter/bed(whatever suits the area in which Roxas and the V-girl are.) and he put his head on top of his hand and had a little cute stare at the two.

 

Saix(Zexion) rolled his eyes and wandered off.
"I think I'll go and make pickled vegetables," he called over his shoulder.

 

"Don't make me any!" Xigbar shouted. "I don't wanna throw up again...."

 

Larxene(Namine) Appeared behind Xigbar(Axel) and hugged him. Hopefully he didn't know that she was in Namine's body. She laughed deviously.

 

Saix(Zexion) opened one of Zexion's many cooking books and found a recipe. Pulling out some of the ingredients, he soon had a platter of pickled vegetables on the table, waiting for someone to eat them.
OOC: I cleared the front list of all the non-roleplaying people.

 

Xigbar gasped and looked down at Larxene in little Namine's body. An awkward silence. He gulped. "Uh... You wanna let go of me, kid...? I'm not exactly sure this whole... hugging thing between me and you is exactly.... ya know... legal..." he murmured, blushing.

There was at least a 20 year difference between him and Namine, after all...

((That was a creepy thought... O.o; ))

 

OOC: You are correct 2FOXXIE4U. *bad thoughts* WAVEWHISPER is going to kill me/ everyone else, she is a big fan of Namine.

 

Valerie tried to ignore the boys and turned on her ipod.she closed her eyes,and started singing to Everytime We Touch by Cascada.(I blame *~*~Namine*~*.she makes alot of Cascada AMVs on YouTube.)Roxas looked at her and slightly laughed.

 

Larxene(Namine) got off of Xigbar, then Stabbed him with a pencil and laughed. Oh the joys she would have as a little innocent girl.

 

(( Ukali, if you think THAT'S a weird thought, lookit THIS!!! >D

Warning - The mother of all crack-pairings. Do not watch unless prepared... XD; I like cheese. ))

 

Axel(xigbar) just stood there, waiting for some recognition from Roxas or Valerie

 

(( *didn't see this 'ere... >.>;* ))

"OW!" Xigbar cried, rubbing his sore arm. "What was THAT for?! Jeez.... It looks like you've been spending a little too much time with Larxene, if ya know what I mean..." he told the little girl, not knowing it WAS Larxene.

 

"That is Larxene."
Saix(Zexion) appeared behind Xigbar(Axel). He smirked as he saw some stab marks, and said, "Larxene switched with Namine."

 

At last, Vexen managed to get up from the ground. "That's understating it," he croaked. "'Larxene switched with Naminé.' Meh." He touched his trench coat gingerly, fingering the holes ripped into it by a number of pencil points. "Wonderful. Does this look infected to you? 'Larxene switched with Naminé...'" He muttered some more, then launched himself forwards and grabbed the front of Saïx(Zexion)'s trench coat.
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS FOR ME?! FOR US?! WELL? DO YOU?!"

Vexen buried his fingers in Marluxia's spiny hair and turned away, feeling more insane than ever. "NAMINÉ IN THE CASTLE! INTERFERENCE AT EVERY CORNER! GEE, I WONDER WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO FINISH YET?! TOO MUCH HAVOC! AS IF NOTHING WERE MORE OR LESS DESTROYED SINCE THIS ENTIRE EPISODE BEGAN-" He paused, breathing hard, and fought to get his temper under control. "Marluxia! In my body! That's it! Interrupt me one more time and I'm doing a Roxas and leaving this place to follow my stupid little Replicas! ORGANIZATION, EH?! Some organized Organization we are!" Fuming, complete with a smoking brain, Vexen marched off in a huff to finally get around to finishing that cure.

 

Saix(Zexion) stared at Vexen(Marluxia) as he stalked away. He smirked and flicked the lock of hair that covered his face.
"Psychotic freak," he said calmly. "I suppose that we really should leave him alone." Turning around, he placed a hand on Larxene's(Namine) shoulder and asked, "Do you hear that Larxene? No more interrupting Vexen."

 

Larxene(Namine) scrunched her nose and turned quickly, clamping her teeth down on Saix(Zexion)'s hand and refusing to let go. There was a crack, then a dark black spot floating on in the glove. It turned ruby-ish. She growled and looked at him with murderous eyes.

 

Valerie heard the song change and looked around."what?"Roxas then noticed Axel."whoops.Sorry Axe-"Roxas was interupted when Valerie started singing to Fergalicious.
You heard me,Fergalocious.
The one Xigbar sang and completly embarrssed himself!
The song that made Mr.Emo Laugh,for goodness sake!

 

Saix(Zexion) stared at Larxene(Namine) biting him and said, "You know, if I die, then technically it is Zexion who dies." He started to pull on his hand, but it was trapped in Larxene's(Namine) mouth.
"Who know a girl could bite so hard," he growled, and SLAPPED Larxene(Namine) across the face. This made the girl stumble back and let go of his hand, although taking a chunk of it with her. Saix(Zexion) sighed and healed himself, then ran for it.

 

Xigbar blinked. "Wait... This is Larxene-- OH MY GAWD!!!" He watched, wide-eyed as Laxene practically chewed off Saix's hand. Suddenly, he burst out laughing. "HAH!!! I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW Larxene was a cannible! And NOW, I have proof!" He grinning at the little blonde who was now Namine. "Just you wait until Xemnas finds out about..."

He trailed off as he heard a song playing. A song that he had particularly come to HATE and DESPISE for the rest of his life. A song called...

Suddenly, he whipped around to Valarie

"YOU!!!!" STOP SINGING THAT SONG RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE I WILL BE FORCED TO RIP OUT ALL OF YOUR INTESTINES AND PLAY JUMP ROPE WITH 'EM!!!!"

Rawr.