Organization XIII Switch

Roxas looked at the Rpg."let me on!"he whined."no way I'm typing!"Valerie said."what are you typing?"Roxas asked."well...."Valerie clicked on the post button.

 

OOC: Roxas is already taken. All the Organization is taken. And sorry, but the Riku, Kairi, and Sora thing has gone too far. If they aren't gone yet, then please dispose of them.
BIC:
Saix(Zexion) rolled his eyes and poked his head to see what Valerie was going.
"SWEET AND HOLY—!"
He glared daggers at the girl. "Get off that site right now. Everyone on that sight is against me! They spread lies I tell you! LIES!"
OOC: Please keep the kh-vids thing to a minimun. (sp)

 

"Yeah... but that user seems to like you" Larxene pointed out, crowding around Valerie and pointing to a name. Kiki looked around. "Hey, where's Kairi?" She asked. "She went off. She said she needed to do somthing online at home." Larxene said. They were both silent after that.

 

Xigbar sat up, and rubbed the back of his head, groaning. He glanced at Larxene, then smiled deviously. Climbing to his feet, he stumbled over to her, and said in a weak voice, "Oh yeah... Larxene... I forgot to give you your little gift..." There was silence for a few seconds, when, suddenly, his cheeks started to bulge...

((<insert scary music here>))

 

Larxene looked at him weirdly. "What are you talking about? What g- OH LORD!" She then relized he was going to throw up on her. She screamed and dove into the closet again, closing and locking the door from the inside. She was scared to death.

 

Vexen at once relaxed once the girly Keyblade bearer who had threatened him with a flowery and girly death was gone. Thank goodness I didn't meet HER in Castle Oblivion. And of course, he just HAD to know what Saïx was so worked up about on the computer. And he had to take pictures of Xigbar's threat to Larxene. He did, with an instant-develop camera hidden deep at the bottom of one of his trench coat's many pockets. Muahahaha. More blackmail dirt on Larxene, Axel, and Xigbar for Zexion, who shared a running account with him in that overly useful book of his. What a scoop! Advantages over the three most headstrong members of the Organization, thought Vexen gleefully.

He went over to the computer just in time to see Valerie look at the forums list.
"Vexen- stupid voice? I think he does..." [read more]
"OLD GEEZER IN THE BASEMENT..." [read more]
"*d0 u 7h3nK tH@t v3X$n h@5 a n00bi$h..." [read more]
"Number Four=SUCKS." [read more]
"Nerdnerdnerdnerdnerdnerd..." [read more]

It was no surprise that Vexen decided to take Saïx's side.

 

"Now you see how I feel like," Saix(Zexion) told Vexen(Marluxia). "And shouldn't we be working on switching us back to normal?"
OOC: Okay guys, you have to notice I added Namine to the name list. I decided to say that Larxene and Namine switched. Heheheh, think of all the things Larxene could do.

 

Ooc:..... WOOOOOOOOOOO! IM MY SECOND FAVE CHARECTER IN A WAY!

Bic: As Larxene came out of the closet, Kiki noticed somthing different about her. "Hey, Larxene. You look weird. You have suddenly a white dress on and sandy blonde hair" Kiki pointed out. "And you're a little shorter". "Wait, white dress, sandy blonde hair, sudden urge to draw... OH MY GOD IM IN NAMINE'S BODY!" Larxene(Namine) screamed. She looked extremely frightend. Then a devlish grin crept up on her face.

 

Valerie giggled and looked at her labtop."Creativity corner,eh?"Roxas looked at the storys,then at the username of the creator."2Foxxie4U?Thats the dumbest Name I've ever heard!"Roxas said."I think its kinda cute."valerie grinned."her fanfics torture all the Organization members.You,Xigbar,Demmx,Xemnas,Saix."she counted the list.

 

(( Roxas, Xigbar, Demmx, Xemnas, Saix... You're forgetting someone... >3 ))

Xigbar held his hand to his mouth after Larxene left, trying to make it go back for further threatining. Luckily, this time it did. He shook his head, and ran back to Roxas and Valerie. "Hey... Let ME see!" he cried.

He stared at 2Foxxie4U's user-title. "Official UNofficial Freeshooter of the Forum...? Psh! As if..."

 

"That reminds me,in one fanfic Luxord is alittle....well.."Valerie clicked on a fanfic that said The game.Roxas red this and his jaw dropped."Luxord is Gay and a pervert!"he gasped."and I thought those XigDem pictures were creepy."he shivered."no.AkuRoku is Scary.ever heard of Roxel?"Valerie looked at Roxas.

 

Larxene(Namine) looked. "Hmm... I suggest you get off the laptop before somone attempts to destroy it" She warned, lookin at Vexen who is usually insulted in the forums. Kiki shrugged. "I got a new title for Axel" She said. "Axels not DEAD he's just on vacation". Larxene(Namine) laughed, but then store at Roxas. "Roxel is Roxas x Axel." She pointed out, then began to giggle. Kiki dod too.

 

"I've heard of here."Roxas looked at a username that said ~*~*Namine~*~*.."she's aquachick15 on Youtube,right?"he asked.Valerie nodded.

 

Larxene(Namine) suddenly held up a sign that read "Internet Kills". Kiki started laughing wildley. The sandy blonde couldn't help but giggle at her own sign. It was good humor.

 

Valerie sighed."you wanna see something funny?"she asked.Roxas nodded.she opened her labtop online favorites and clicked something.Roxas and Valerie watched,and soon were busting a gut laughing."Demyx singing Fergalicious!I thought Xigbars version was funny!"Roxas was holding his side."I saw ne video with Axel singing that song!"Valerie laughed.

 

Xigbar's head was lolled to the side, giving him the appearance of a ******. It was pretty easy to see he was disturbed by that "The Game" fanfiction.. Who WOULDN'T be?!

So, wait... Luxord is... Luxord has a huge shrine in his closet... About me...? He stalks me?! He steals my stuff just to put it in this creepy-ol' collection...?! Of ME?! HE TAKES PICTURES OF ME WHEN I'M ASLEEP?! But... Wait, no... NO!

Suddenly, he screamed, and stabbed the labtop with one of his chackrams a buh-zillion times. After his assalt, he knocked it down to the floor, kicked it across the room, and melted it into a pool of... metal... part... thingies. Still screaming bloody murder, by the way...

(( Oops... Those things were not ment for mortal eyes... >.>; ))

 

(Im not a mortal. Im from a completley different Galaxy! X3)

Larxene(Namine) watched freaked out. Kiki also let out ear-peircing screams, only with fright. So now all that coul;d be heard is two loud, annoying, high-pitched girly screams. Larxene(Namine) put her hands over her ears to block out the sound. Didn't work that well.

 

"uh-oh."Roxas looed at Electricity that was crackling from Valerie's hands."You broke my labtop!"she growled.

 

"Mehehehe. Die, laptop," Vexen said under his breath. He suddenly frowned at the short little girl now standing near him. "Wait a minute... Larxene, what in the world are you doing in... OMG IT'S NAMINÉ!" Vexen dashed behind Zexion and hid behind the much shorter Organization member. In Marluxia's body, that didn't help much; it just made him doubly scared of the little scribbler's power. "Get her AWAY FROM ME!" Brings back bad memories, bad memories, bad memories...

"If that really is you, Larxene, I warn you, if I find a single pencil in your hand I am going to..." He shuddered. Bad experiences with Naminé's pencils, and considering Larxene's tendency to stab anything that moved with her wicked kunai... "On second thought, never mind. I'm not going to say that and give you any ideas." Suddenly a thought struck him. "If you and Naminé suddenly got switched, that means... the REAL ONE'S IN HERE, TOO!" And there Vexen- who by many was already considered one crazy kook- lost it and dropped to the floor in a dead faint.

 

Xigbar stared at Vexen as he ran off. Suddenly, he whooped, and pumped his fist into the air. "YEEEEEAHHHH!!!! I'm not the only psycho here!" he cheered. "LET'S CELEBRATED BY TWIRLING RANDOM OBJECTS!!!!!!" He summoned the chackrams again, and started spinning them, and laughing his head off.

...........

Wait, what? O.o;