Organization XIII Switch

"Touch the Spiky hair and you die."Valerie said dragging Sora off."oh great.another Sora-Obsessed Fangirl."Roxas sighed.

 

Vexen instantly went defensive as Kairi called him an "old man." "I AM NOT AN OLD MAN!" he shouted. "I AM MERELY A VERY EXPERIENCED SCIENTIST! AND IN THIS BODY, I'M NOT EVEN THAT OLD!" I think, he added silently. No one had ever figured out Marluxia's real age. He pointed at Valerie, Roxas (in Lexaeus's body), Larxene, and Saïx. "And you bunch! Get serious! Technically, I'm higher rank than ALL of you, and as your collective superior and elder I order you to stop dragging random people into this Castle!"

 

"Old man" Kairi teased. Larxene and her started chanting it. "Old man old man old man!". "Here, lemme explain it since Marluxia's brain is too tiny. In you're real body, you look and sound old, and you act old. You even say respect you're elders? Whats that about?" She said, laughing. Kairi eventually was laughing too.

"And we can drag whatever we want.... OLD MAN!" She said, holding her stomach as she laughed.

 

Valerie and Roxas snickered as Larxene and Kairi teased Vexen."Give us a Break Old man!"Valerie joined in the teasing."Yeah!I bet your a thousand times older than Xiggy!"Roxas teased.

 

"What about Xiggy...?" Xigbar asked, stepping in the dungeon. He'd heard a lot of commotion, and wanted to check it out. He'd hardly expected to have his name mentioned, though, so that caught his attention right away.

 

"well,there is another way to decribe Xiggy."Roxas smirked."uh,Roxas?"Valerie looked at Xigbar."He's The X to the I,G,G,the I,the E.and anin't no other lady put it down like XIGGY!"Roxas started laughing."Roxas?"Valerie looked at Xigbar again.

 

Larxene and Kairi stopped calling Vexen and store at Roxas. "Even though he's Sora's other, im now freaked out by Roxas.." She whimpered. "Thats just weird" Larxene shivered. "We were teasing Vexen about being an old man, then we compared him to you" She explained. They were silent for a moment before continuing to chant "Old man" to Vexen.

 

"you guys are dead."Valerie said as she sat down and opened her labtop.

 

Xigbar blinked, and growled loudly as he heard Roxas bring up the Fergalicious incident again. Suddenly, he summoned his chakrams, and chucked them at Roxas's head, screaming. Talk about a short temper.

 

Larxene tackled Xigbar(Axel) from behind. She started banging his head. "Bad fire boy! Bad!" She scolded.

 

Vexen pointedly ignored the very painful and rabid mauling going on and simply shook Kairi. "Don't make fun of the villain who just rescued you from very grisly and certain death," he told her. "Or it's back to the dart board to you, girly Keyblade bearer. We of the Organization ALMOST managed to completely control your little Other... almost..." *remembers Naminé incident and flinches* "...and she had *shudder* pencils. So stop acting like you're above all of us and get real."

 

"YEAH! Get real!" Xigbar piped up in the middle of his mauling. "OW! Ouch! Cut it out, Larxene, that hurts!" he whined. "Don't MAKE me throw up on you! I'LL DO IT!!!" He started making himself gag.

(( ^ = Pure Leahness right thur... XD; *brick'd* ))

 

Larxene screamed and jumped into a closet. Kiki- Heartless got on Xigbar(Axel)'s head and just sat there. Kairi managed to get out of Vexen's grasp. She held her keyblade to his throat. "Do you want to die a flowery and girly death, old man?" She giggled evily, grinning.

 

Valerie was typing in her labtop.Roxas,having dodged a firey encounter,was watching."kh-wha?"Roxas looked at he website she was on.
OOC:Okay,that right there.^,thats ironic.

 

Xigbar closed his eyes, and took a deep breath as the Kiki-Heartless sat right on-top of his head. ".... PLEASE get off of me..." he growled.

 

"well,this is very interesting,and Ironic."valerie said looking at her abtop."'what site are you on?"Roxas asked."kh-vids.net,its very amusing.they have an rpg on this very situation."Valerie said.

 

(Okay... now it's going overboard freaky with the kh-vids.net thingie... oO)

Kiki-Heartless giggled lightly and stayed put on Xigbar(Axel)'s head. Larxene poked her head out of the closet, then eventually came out, seeing as Xigbar wouldn't upchuck(Barf/Throw up) on her.

 

"how can you even view the forumns?"Roxas asked."I'm online."Valerie said.Roxas looked at her username."Your username is AnimeGirl104?!pathetic!"Roxas laughed.he then looked at the rpg Valerie was viewing."whos 'Larxene~Miss~Antenne2?'he asked.

 

Kiki froze that instant. She got off Xigbar as she changed back to normal. "Er... uh.." She stammered. She waved and smiled. "That would be me." She said. Larxene looked at Kiki in a weird way.

 

I wanna be Roxas please.:)