Organization XIII Switch

Vexen overheard Vivani's joking claim and instantly cut in with a scientific explanation absolutely dripping with irony. "According to my research, hearts can only be liberated from their Heartless by the rage and power of the Keyblade, not by a moody, overreacting adolescent wielding scissors and specializing in schadenfreude. AAAND—" He snatched the Sora-Heartless and Riku-Heartless by their antennae. "These TWO are not GOING to get a chance to go ANYWHERE, Kingdom Hearts or otherwise. They managed to keep their feelings, I might remind you." As if to demonstrate, Sora-Heartless ridiculously attempted to lash out at Vexen with his claws, ripping several strands of Marluxia's hair from his head. "Besides, I can use these... for my experiments with the switch... cure. Yes, that's it." He walked in what he deemed a gentlemanly-like manner from the room.

 

Vivani watched Vexen(Marluxia), then made the "crazy sign" with her right hand. Saix(Zexion) saw this and snorted with laughter.

 

Roxas sighed.he looked around and saw Valerie wasnt there."where did she go?"he asked.Meanwhile,Valerie was walking to the kitchen steaming mad."Sora isnt a pet.Riku,yes.but there is no way I can let some old geezer in a flower obsessed freaks body use MY Sora as an experiment."she growled.suddenly,a shadow appeared right in front of her,making her scream.sh then noticed that Sora-Heartless managed to escape Vexens grasp.he rubbed against Valerie legs and purred like a cat."hey there little guy."Valerie picked up Sora-Heartless and continued to walk towards the kitchen.

 

Vivani caught up with Valerie.
"Sora and Riku Heartless seem fine," she said, tickling Sora. This was a sudden mood swing from murderous to chatty. "Don't know why Vexen(Marluxia) gave them the "I want to see the color of your insides" look."

 

Sora-Heartless looked pale at the thought of what the inside of a heartless looked like."she didn't mean it Sora."Valerie chuckled."this guy has an osession of sitting on my head."Roxas walked up to them,Riku-Heartless on his head.

 

Larxene came in, Kiki in her rms with three ither heartless, and then more clinging somewhere on her to her. One was laying on her head. "Somebody get them off me" She mouthed so the heartless wouldn't go crazy.

 

"I always knew Larxene was a heartless magnet."Roxas laughed.everyone looked at him with a 'so not funny' look.Valerie took off the heartless on her head,and Roxas too the oher 2 Heartless,leaving Kiki.The Heartless started screaching and the 2 covered their ears,Sora-Heartless jumping on top of Valeries head.

 

The heartless jumped right back out of their grasp and climbed back onto Larxene. "I hate having antenne..." She grumbled, a heartless sitting on her shouldrand nuzzling her. She groaned and looked up atthe heartless on her head. "I guess I hav them on me while they are here.." She sighed, Kiki clinging to her arm.

 

"glad I dont hve antenna."Valerie chuckled.Sora-heartless playfully bit her ear."ow!"

 

Vexen trotted down the hallway, now as thoroughly irritated as a Nobody can be. "Stupid... stupid... stupid," he muttered under his breath. They all wanted to get out of this switch, didn't they? It was hardly as if anyone was helping; they were all just fooling around with rabid Heartless that had once killed them and their new little sidekicks. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

"I suppose it's up to you to find the cure, Even," Vexen said to himself firmly. "As always. Spite them a bit. Cure yourself and let them fume." The problem was that doing this would give Marluxia a free ride; oh well. The quicker he got out of Sakura-san's body, here, the better. He looked and smelled like cherry blossoms. Did the nincompoop use perfume along with his hair care products? Yech. "I got the Keyblade essence and the crystals, didn't I? Enough to get working," he muttered. "Just get me out of here and back to my own body, before Kairi comes along, rebodies Sora, and owns us all. At least there I'll be able to hide behind my nice sturdy shield!"

 

"You're lucky you have something over-sized to hide behind," Saix(Zexion) commented as he caught up with Vexen(Marluxia). "I'm stuck with some kind of book that has blackmail dirt on everyone in the Organization."

 

Valerie was tickling Sora-Heartless as they walked down the hallway.Roxas pulled Riku-Heartless off his head and set him on the floor."hmm?"Valerie looked ata bite mark on Sora's tiny arm.it looked like the heartless symbol.Roxas saw the same mark on Riku."maybe they got bitten?but what does that have to do with becomming a heartless?"he asked.Valerie shrugged and continued her tickling.

 

"It's a bite mark, so what?"
Vivani suddenly appeared behind Valerie and Roxas(Lexaeus). Throwing her arms over both of their shoulders, she said, "It's really odd to see Roxas in Lexaeus's body tickling a small heartless."

 

"I have a feeling,but I dont know what is is just yet."Valerie said.Sora-Heartless looked at her nervously,but Roxas's tickling soon had him in giggles again.

 

OOC: Guys, and girls, we are falling off the "switching" plot. I guess I'll let it stray for a little longer, but I might have to suddenly cut out some of the new Heartless stuffy stuff.
BIC:
Vivani rolled her eyes and said, "Yeah, whatever."

 

OOC:dont worry.I'm not giving spoilers,but Riku and Sora are changing back soon.lets just say this is all a big spoiler for a fanfic I'm writing.

 

Larxene sighed. She pulled a paper out and drew stickmen with colored hair. "Okay.. so.. Roxas is in Lexaues's Body... then it's vice versa.. Who's Vexen switched with again? Oh yeah.. Marluxia" She said to herself, doodling arrows pointing to stick men with horribly drawn hair. "Gah.. this is confusing.. When's Vexen gonna fix that thingy up so everyone's normal?" She asked herself, banging her head on the table as she crumbled up her paper and threw it somewhere. Kiki-Heartless sat on a pile of books on a chair and did the same as Larxene, giggling a little

 

"Xemnas switched with Demyx, Xigbar switched with Axel, Xaldin switched with Luxord, Vexen switched with Marluxia, Lexaeus switched with Roxas, Zexion switched with me, I switched with Zexion, Axel switched with Xigbar, Demyx switched with Xemnas, Luxord switched with Xaldin, Marluxia switched with Vexen, you stayed the same, and Roxas switched with Lexaeus," Saix(Zexion) said, coming into Larxene's room. He flashed a dark glare at Kiki-Heartless, and turned back to Larxene. "Vexen(Marluxia) is starting on the switching machine. He already has the Keyblade and crystals, so I guess from now on its trial-and-error for his testing."

 

Larxene held her head. "YOUR MAKING IT WORSE YOU PIRATE!" She hissed, glaring at him. Kiki-Heartlessm rasberried at him as she sat on Larxene's lap where she was safe from Saix's attacks.

 

"How am I making it worse?" Saix(Zexion) asked calmly. He turned around and swept out of the room.
OOC: Zexion and Saix are too calm for their own good.